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Sep 30 2012

Open Thread

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On a tip from A.S.K.

Sep 30 2012

Bill Donohue Makes a Bid for a Government Grant

Catholic League president Bill Donohue observes the obvious — the shameless hypocrisy of our rabidly anti-Christian and obsequiously pro-Muslim liberal ruling class — while presenting us with a work of art no less worthy of taxpayer funds than Andres Serrano’s infamous Piss Christ:

Don’t get mad at Serrano. According to an article in the NY Slimes, his iconic example of in-your-face blasphemy was all “about his personal love of Jesus.” As for taking taxpayer money in exchange for garbage, Serrano’s crime pales in comparison to the massive green energy boondoggles of Obama’s cronies.

Liberals’ hypocrisy must be contagious; their Muslim friends are coming down with it. Jesus is considered a prophet in Islam. Yet we won’t see any suicide bombers at the Piss Christ exhibit.

On tips from St. Gilbert.

Sep 30 2012

You’re Fired

A word from World Wrestling Entertainment’s Vince McMahon that should be directed to the Moonbat Messiah:

How wonderful it would be to rerun this video first thing in the morning on November 7. Patriots need to make it happen.

On a tip from wingmann.

Sep 30 2012

Pennsylvania in Play?

Maybe Obamunism will prevail in Ohio and Florida, like the media wants us to believe. Then again, maybe sanity will prevail in places like Pennsylvania, and America will be saved:

On a tip from Bob.

Sep 30 2012

Quantum of Easing

The Manchurian Moonbat’s mission has been proceeding according to plan. Where is James Bond when you need him?

On a tip from IslandLifer.

Sep 30 2012

Absolutely Uncertain

Any Jew or supporter of Israel who would even consider voting to reelect Obama needs to hear from Irina, a liberal Jewish New Yorker who woke up and smelled the coffee:

On a tip from Jodie.

Sep 30 2012

How Netanyahu Could Get Obama to Agree to a Meeting

Even with the terrorists running Iran on the verge of acquiring nuclear weapons, and war between them and Israel imminent, our “president” will not agree to meet with our only meaningful ally in the region. Obama cites a busy schedule, even as he wastes time hanging out with glitterpig pop stars and appearing on trashy television programs like David Letterman and The View.

No doubt Netanyahu is desperate to find out where if anywhere the gaggle of moonbat screwballs passing itself off as our government stands in the impending Middle East war. Maybe he should try subterfuge:


Compliments of Jim Lavery.

Sep 30 2012

Bombs Away

The esteemed countermoonbat Allen West drops a JDAM-guided bunker buster from high above straight onto the cranium of opponent Patrick Murphy:

Unfortunately, today’s Democrats are unlikely to find this ad persuasive. But it should seal the deal for independents.

On tips from IslandLifer and AC. Hat tip: Mr.L.

Sep 29 2012

Open Thread


Compliments of Merchant of Venom.

Sep 29 2012

Obama Has Been Living on Easy Street…

…but come November he can kiss the good life good-bye:

For more on how high on the hog Barry has been living at our extravagant expense, see here or read the whole book here.

Compliments of Granny Jan.

Sep 29 2012

Caption Contest


Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L or XL only, although white shirts and other sizes are available directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage. All shirts are currently at least 20% off.

Via The Feral Irishman.

Sep 29 2012

50 Ways to Leave Obama

Even if you’ve already collected more reasons than you can keep track of to dump the Manchurian Moonbat, the latest edition of Intellectual Frog Legs from Joe Dan Media is well worth a watch just to see the Politichick Dr. Gina Loudon:

Sep 29 2012

Hello Kitty T-Shirt Cartoon of Cam Newton Proclaimed to Be Racist

Rioting savages in Islamic hellholes overseas aren’t the only ones who claim authority to determine what Americans can and cannot say. According to moonbatty ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith, all blacks are entitled to the role of official censors.

In a bizarre fuss over an utterly innocuous cartoon poking fun at sulky Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton in the Charlotte Observer, the righteously oppressed Smith pompously proclaimed,

“You must understand that if you are not an African American, you don’t get to make that call about what we should and should not be sensitive to.”

The cartoon had nothing whatsoever to do with race, except that Newton is black, and therefore any expression deemed critical of him will also be branded as racist by leftist bullies.

Just think of anyone who appears to have African blood as being Mohammed, and yourself as living in Saudi Arabia, and you’ll know what is safe to say.

Only a liberal could sit through this marathon sermon without laughing.

On a tip from b-dob.

Sep 29 2012

Roadside America

There is hope. From the swing state Pennsylvania, in the district that gave us the late übermoonbat John Murtha:


In the end, America will not go down quietly.

Compliments of Franco.

Sep 28 2012

Open Thread


Compliments of Stormfax.

Sep 28 2012

Obama-Loving Parasite

“Summer Nights” from Grease has been updated for the Hopey Changey age of fundamentally transformed America:

On a tip from Bill T.

Sep 28 2012

Anti-Romney Protesters Paid by SEIU

If the Tea Party was Astroturf, as Nancy Pelosi declared, then the grungy mobs rounded up and paid by Obama’s Big Union buddies to protest Romney appearances must represent the spontaneous voice of the people:

Another term for Astroturfing is community organizing. It’s the one thing besides wasting our money that Obama et al. do well.

On tips from J and Bob Roberts.

Sep 28 2012

Oakland Schools Reduce Suspensions for the Racially Privileged

No moonbat, no matter how stuffed to the gills with B.S., can justify this racist insanity:

The Oakland school board on Thursday night unanimously approved an agreement with the Office for Civil Rights to reduce the number of out-of-school suspensions of its African-American students. …

Chris Chatmon, director of the district’s African American Male Achievement initiative … said that while African-American students made up 32 percent of [Oakland Unified School District]'s enrollment during the last school year, they received 63 percent of all suspensions.

According to any sane person, this is because black students are causing (at least) 63% of the behavior problems. According to moonbats, it is evidence of racism that can only be cured by giving punks of the proper pigmentation free reign to run wild.

As extravagantly expensive government schools descend ever further into anarchy in the name of political correctness, parents of all races who want their children to learn anything other than jungle survival skills are encouraged to teach them at home.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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