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Apr 13 2013

Caption Contest

mia farrow

Leave a comment providing the winning caption for Tinseltown moonbat Mia Farrow and her friends and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a US mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L or XL only, although white shirts and other sizes are available directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage.

Via Twitchy, on a tip from Ummah Gummah.

Apr 13 2013

Protesting the Very Notion of Border Security

The authoritarian clown atop the Department of Homeland Security bureaucracy says the border is secure. Not many can, with a straight face.

This video featured liberal ideology regarding border, citizenship, and sovereignty issues summed up in one sentence:

“Every single person on this planet has the right to have what you have.”

That is, wealth must be coercively redistributed until no one has more of anything than anyone else. The implications of this statement should make any intelligent person shudder in horror.

This mentality not only explains why the border is not defended against massive transfiguring waves of welfare colonists; it also shines a light on Obama’s foreign policy. You might say it is the objective of his foreign policy.

On a tip from glenwood183.

Apr 13 2013

USC Prof Denounces Republicans as “White People”

The accomplishments of Europeans and their descendents in every field of endeavor — from Shakespeare to the US Constitution to Beethoven to all but ending slavery worldwide to splitting the atom to reaching the moon — have been so impressive that moonbats will never forgive them. Here University of Southern California political science professor Darry Sragow repeatedly hurls the most vicious insult he can imagine at Republicans. He calls them white people — and racists too:

This is what passes for higher education in the crumbling remnants of America.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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