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Apr 19 2013

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Apr 19 2013

Mark Dice Collects Signatures to Repeal First and Second Amendments

The Constitution is only paper if people don’t believe in it enough to fight for it. In the end, only We the People stand between America and tyranny. When We the People consists of a bunch of brain-dead Obamunist moonbats, it is all over.

There goes the First Amendment:

There goes the Second Amendment:

Granted, this is in California; but as they say, as goes California, so goes the nation.

On tips from Antisocialist and DJ.

Apr 19 2013

Separated at Birth?

We already knew that homosexual activist Masha Gessen — who admits that the purpose of pushing homosexual marriage is to destroy marriage entirely — has a complicated family:

“I have three kids who have five parents, more or less, and I don’t see why they shouldn’t have five parents legally… I met my new partner, and she had just had a baby, and that baby’s biological father is my brother, and my daughter’s biological father is a man who lives in Russia, and my adopted son also considers him his father. So the five parents break down into two groups of three… And really, I would like to live in a legal system that is capable of reflecting that reality, and I don’t think that’s compatible with the institution of marriage.”

Her situation becomes more complicated still when we take into account that she has an identical twin brother named Steve Buscemi:

Masha_Gessen  Steve-Buscemi
Can you guess which one is Masha?

On a tip from Bill T.

Apr 19 2013

John Kerry on the Terrors of America

In light of recent events that stress the need for citizens to be able to protect themselves with firearms (especially if they live in Watertown, Massachusetts), these words from Secretary of State John Kerry bear repeating:

“We had an interesting discussion about why fewer students are coming to, particularly from Japan, to study in the United States, and one of the responses I got from our officials from conversations with parents here is that they’re actually scared. They think they’re not safe in the United States and so they don’t come,” Kerry said.

He noted Japan’s restrictive gun laws — which prevent private ownership of nearly all firearms, including handguns — and said the country was safer “where people are not running around with guns.”

No doubt gun laws are restrictive in Chechnya too.

We could not find worse leadership if we deliberately looked.

john kerry
Hey Kerry, why the long face?

On tips from Ummah Gummah and Varla.

Apr 19 2013

Spreading Islamic Peacefulness Aboard the NYC Subway

Not all Muslim sociopaths are immigrants from Chechnya. Nor are all feral mobs in NYC entirely of high school age. Take a ride aboard the 3 train to Brooklyn:

The melee began when suspect Stephan Stowe, 17, and a group of eight friends approached a Jewish man wearing a yarmulke aboard a Brooklyn-bound 3 train just before 3 p.m. Monday, police sources said Wednesday.

“Assalamu Alaikum,” Stowe said to the man, using a common greeting among Muslims that means, “Peace be with you,” court documents allege.

When the man ignored the greeting, Stowe allegedly became combative.

Within moments, he escalated to death threats:

“I’m going to kill you right now,” Stowe said, according to cops and court records. He then swore at the man, according to cops and court records, and in an apparent reference to the Holocaust added, “They should have killed all of you.”

The prey managed to alert the conductor.

As the train pulled into the Eastern Parkway/Brooklyn Museum stop, cops were waiting to collar Stowe, police sources said.

But that’s when a mob rose up against the cops.

Here’s video:

Jews who vote for dhimmitude and social decay — i.e., for Democrats — are voting themselves back into Auschwitz.

On tips from Sean C, Artfldgr, modd kenwood, and G. Fox.

Apr 19 2013

Muslim Pluralism

Cleric Abu Islam of Egypt, which is ruled by the Muslim Brotherhood with the generous financial support of Mullah Obama, explains the Islamic concept of pluralism:

“We have four large Islamic groups: The Muslim Brotherhood, the Salafis, the Egyptian Islamic Jihad, and Al-Gama’a Islamiyya. These are the four significant powers.

“Is there anyone more qualified to lead the country than the Muslim Brotherhood? Then let the Muslim Brotherhood assume this responsibility.

“Who should be in charge of religious affairs in Egypt? The Salafis. Is any group more qualified than the Salafis to regulate ideology? I choose the Salafis to run Al-Azhar and the Ministry of Religious Endowments.

“We are left with the army and the police. Which is the best to run the police? The Muslim Brotherhood? No. The Salafis? No. Al-Gama’a Islamiyya is the best for the job. This leaves the army for the Egyptian Islamic Jihad.

“This is how disagreements can turn into pluralism, and I pray to Allah that this will be accepted by all, and the various powers of the Islamic nation will come together.”

But what about other groups, like communists and liberals? (They don’t have a Tea Party in Egypt.)

“They have ruled for a long time. They have had enough. […] Trust me, very soon we will see the flag of ‘There is no god but Allah’ flying over the White House. They are already holding [Muslim] prayers in the White House.”

MEMRI has video.

Our government is arming these maniacs to the teeth at our expense:

Four more F-16 fighter jets left the U.S. [last] Thursday headed for Egypt as part of a foreign aid package that has generated controversy given the political upheaval in the Mideast country. …

The new shipment brings the total number of F-16 jets given to Egypt this year to 12.

Eight more F-16s will be given to the Egyptian government before the end of the year as part of a billion-dollar foreign aid deal signed in 2010 with then-Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, a longtime U.S. ally. The U.S. also will send 200 Abrams tanks.

At least when Carter pulled the rug out from under the Shah of Iran, he didn’t arm the Islamic militants who replaced him.


On tips from G. Fox, Wiggins, Dr. 9, and Clingtomyguns.

Apr 19 2013

Michael Moore Congratulates Himself on Boston Marathon Bombers

As Twitchy remarks, “Somebody get this man some shame — immediately”:

I’m surprised that Moore-on didn’t note that while the Tsarnaev Brothers predictably turned out to be Muslims, the important thing is that they are (were) light-skinned Muslims.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Apr 19 2013

Amnesty Bill Goodie Bag

In addition to tricks, the Gang of Eight’s amnesty bill includes treats — including free cell phones:

According to the newly filed bill, immigrants who are allowed to enter the United States under a work visa, will be ‘granted’ a taxpayer funded cellular phone. Move over “Obama phone,” we present the new ‘Hola, Como Estas?!’ MarcoPhone.

The money to pay for these free phones will come from the same place as the jobs mostly unskilled Mexicans are being imported to take despite our staggering 22.9% youth unemployment rate: Never Never Land.

What a coincidence:

Interestingly, TracFone, a company that will likely benefit from this type of government program, is based in Rubio’s Miami, Florida.

Marco Rubio is of course a prominent member of the Gang of Eight Quislings, who propose that Latin America be allowed to annex the USA on behalf of the Third World.

Other goodies include “roughly 400 exemptions, exceptions, waivers, determinations and grants of discretion.”

This discretion ensures de facto amnesty, while disorienting advocates of American sovereignty with tax code-esque complexity.

The complexity has already sparked GOP objections from Sen. Jeff Sessions and other Republicans who say they should be given more time to study and then explain the bill’s myriad complexities and loopholes to the public.

Top Democratic leaders, including Sen. Chuck Schumer, hope to push the bill quickly through the committee and then to the floor by early June.

Ramming through a pernicious, unpopular, and insanely complicated bill before people can figure out exactly what it says worked with ObamaCare, why not try it again?

This much has been deciphered:

The new law would increase the inflow by at least 350,000 more workers, and exempt university-trained professionals from immigration caps, even when unemployment is above 8 percent.

The overall effect on the already stratospheric unemployment rate of effectively replacing any semblance of a border with a wide red carpet is incalculable — as is the burden it will place on the economy through increased demands on the welfare state and social services.

A recent Gallup poll asked, “What do you think is the most important problem facing this country today?” Twenty-four percent said the economy and 18% said unemployment. Only 4% said immigration, the problem amnesty is supposedly intended to fix.

Representatives would share our concerns and priorities, and promote our interests, in stark contrast to the kakistocrats running the federal government. We do not have representatives; we have rulers.

Eight quislings.

On tips from Clingtomyguns, Bill T, and Fiberal.

Apr 19 2013

Junior High Girls Beaten by High School Mob in Queens

Samantha Gonzalez and Christina Campos.

Hispanics of the light-skinned variety may find it advisable to avoid public schools in the rainbow utopia of New York City — given what happened recently to 8th grade girls attacked by a feral mob in Queens:

[Fourteen-year-old honor student Samantha Gonzalez] said she was badly beaten while trying to defend her friend Christina Campos, who was getting punched and kicked by more than a dozen high school students.

“About seven to 10 girls just started grabbing me and held my hands and just started kicking me in the face,” Gonzalez told CBS 2′s Hazel Sanchez. “They threw cones at me. They hit us with belt buckles, with Timberlands, umbrellas, guys kicking us — like guys, really?” …

Campos said the same group of high school-aged girls jumped her the day before and warned her they’d be back for more. This time boys were throwing punches, too. Campos’ face was bloodied and bruised.

“They came out of nowhere with so many people,” Campos said.

“I was scared. I didn’t know what was going to happen to me. Was I going to live after this or was I going to be beat to death?” Gonzalez said.

Gonzalez was left with two black eyes and a broken nose. She said no bystanders stepped in to help her or her friends. Most, she said, just watched or recorded the brawl.

Scenes from the video:


As usual, no arrests were made.

On tips from Sean C, Just TheTip, and Artfldgr.

Apr 19 2013

Muslims? Who Would Have Guessed?

Despite the liberal media’s fervent and openly expressed wishes, it looks like the Boston Marathon bombings weren’t committed by Tea Party types. From AP:

The two suspects in the Boston Marathon bombing killed an MIT police officer and hurled explosives at police in a car chase and gun battle overnight that left one of them dead and his brother on the loose, authorities said Friday as thousands of officers swarmed the streets in a manhunt that all but paralyzed the Boston area.

The suspects were identified by law enforcement officials and a family member as Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, brothers from a Russian region near Chechnya, which has been plagued by an Islamic insurgency that has carried out deadly bombings.

More on Tamerlan:

Tamerlan Tsarnaev was a boxer who worked out at a martial arts facility in the Cambridge area. In an Internet posting dated Nov. 2, 2011, and attributed to him by name, he wrote: “The more you know about hell, the more you want stay away from sins and keep asking Allah(s.w.t.) for forgiveness.’’

Now we know what Russians have to deal with in Chechnya.

Sorry, media. If you want a bombing to be by Anglo-Saxon Christian NRA members, you’ll have to stage it.

Latest at Drudge.

The Tsarnaevs: Not Tea Partiers after all.

Apr 19 2013

San Francisco Police Launch LGBT Safe Zones


If the picture alone isn’t enough to convince you that the time has come for a giant asteroid to put an end to this, here’s the story:

San Francisco has become the first city in the country to launch citywide police station “safe zones” for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, staffed with police liaisons trained to serve that community.

At taxpayer expense. Sorry, non-perverts; your communities aren’t special.

All 10 police district stations in San Francisco now have signs that designate the station as a safe zone and state that “LGBT individuals will be treated with respect, compassion and honesty.” The signs are intended as a preventive measure against hate crimes and a way to encourage victims to report incidents.

If men wallowing in each other’s fecal matter and dressing up in women’s clothes won’t engender respect, these signs are sure to do the trick:


The police department’s LGBT Advisory Forum is leading the effort in partnership with the SFPD, community groups like the Castro Community on Patrol, and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a group of charitable street performers who use high camp and satire to combat sexual intolerance.

So that’s what the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are up to with their grotesque and exceedingly blasphemous nun parodies. They are combating intolerance.

“This is a historical moment,” said Sister Pat N Leather, who appeared in her mock nun’s habit beside San Francisco Police Chief Greg Suhr at a kickoff event at Mission Station this week.

Having a hard time figuring out how to use butt plugs or dental dams? Can’t seem to dig that used condom out of your lower intestine? Maybe the SFPD can be of aid:

In the coming months, liaisons for each police district station will be trained to assist members of the LGBT community who come to the police for help.

There’s more, but I can’t take another word.

On a tip from Rude.

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