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May 11 2013

Caption Contest

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Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a US mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L, blue XL, and white XL only, although other sizes can be purchased directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage.

On a tip from Matt L.

May 11 2013

This Is Not a Test

Come to see Joe Dan Gorman of Intellectual Froglegs illustrate the difference between an athlete the government–media axis adores and one with class, stay to hear the original Lynyrd Skynyrd perform Free Bird:

Once we’ve gotten the better of the moonbats, we’ll all be free as birds.

May 11 2013

Benghazi Ad That Never Ran

If only Willard Milquetoast had been less interested in convincing vicious media attack dogs that he is a nice guy and more concerned with winning the election so that the country might be saved, this ad would have been running last fall:

RNC leadership approved the devastating ad, but the Romney camp nixed it, reportedly so as to “focus on the economy.”

People lose when they don’t really want to win.

On tips from Laurie and Ummah Gummah.

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