Via Flyover Culture, on a tip from TED.
If only moonbats had the attention span even to watch the lovely Josie the Outlaw speak on behalf of sanity regarding the liberal belief that disarming the law-abiding reduces violence:
That’s what it takes to earn certification as Grade AAA Countermoonbattery.
On a tip from Dan.
Liberalism is a totalitarian ideology. That means the promised “fundamental transformation of America” is not just about politics and economics, but about literally everything — including the English language. …
Read the rest at Absolute Rights.
On a tip from Dean D.
This year’s annual War on Christmas is kicking off with a blitzkrieg:
For as long as anyone can remember, teachers at Brooklet Elementary School [in Brooklet, Georgia] have posted Christmas cards in the hallways outside their classrooms – until Monday.
When boys and girls returned from Thanksgiving break, they discovered that their teachers’ Christmas cards had been removed – under orders from the Georgia school’s administration.
Robb Kicklighter’s wife is a third grade teacher at the school. He said many teachers are disgruntled by the school’s decision to confiscate the Christmas cards.
“They took down the cards so the kids can’t see them,” he told me. “Some of the cards had the word ‘Christmas’ and some had Nativity scenes.”
This of course is why moonbat educrats hate Christmas. All remnants of Christianity must be eradicated so that children can grow up believing that the one true god is the liberal god, Bureaucratic Coercion. The War on Christmas is actually only an ongoing battle in the War on Christianity.
The Christmas card censorship comes as the Bulloch County Board of Education cracks down on religious expression in their schools.
Teachers have been ordered to remove any religious icons or items from their classrooms – ranging from Bibles to Christian music.
Teachers have also been instructed to avoid student-led prayers at all costs. Should they be in a room where students are praying, teachers have been ordered to turn their backs on their students.
Imagine how bad it would be if freedom of religion were not explicitly guaranteed in the First Amendment to the Constitution, which is still at least technically in force.
On a tip from Artfldgr.
The moonbats at Huffington Compost barked in outrage when Joe Arpaio served a 56¢ Thanksgiving dinner to the criminals residing in Maricopa County jails. But Sheriff Joe, who was thoughtful enough to serve Turkey-flavored soy, remains defiant. Listen to him boast of his crimes against political correctness:
“I put American flags in each cell and we listen to the Star-Spangled Banner each day. We also play God Bless America.” He also said his inmates suffer strict consequences if they deface or destroy the American flag in their cells. He stated: “If they damage the flag, they go on a bread and water diet. We have about ten inmates who had to eat bread and water today.”
Another effort Sheriff Joe has in mind will likely upset his detractors even more; namely, Arpaio intends to begin separating U.S. military veterans from other inmates. “These guys served our country,” he explained. “I want them to have special training, job programs, I want to have a program that helps them get jobs after they serve their time,” he said.
Sheriff Joe added: “I’m sure any effort to house veterans separately from the others will get the ACLU [American Civil Liberties Union] after me again, but these guys fought for our country and I want to do something for them.”
The very thought that men like Joe Arpaio still exist is enough to give liberals strokes.
On a tip from Henry.
Small liberal arts colleges like Vassar College are impregnable bastions of moonbattery, but even they witness terrible outbreaks of abusive political incorrectness — fake ones, of course:
Reports of bias incidents at Vassar College that involved hateful messages left on students’ doors were actually elaborate hoaxes — and the perpetrator is none other than the student member of the Bias Incident Response Team, The Daily Caller has learned.
This fall semester at the liberal arts college in New York saw a curiously high number of bias incident reports. On Nov. 14, the college sent a mass email to students advising them that Bias Incident Response Team (BIRT) had received at least six reports in the last few months of hateful and insensitive messages being scrawled and spray painted on student residences. Messages included “Avoid Being Bitches,” “F**k Niggers,” and most prominently, “Hey Tranny. Know Your Place.”
“This is unacceptable and members of our community should be able to learn and work in environments that are free of hurtful expressions and behaviors,” wrote Edward Pittman, BIRT coordinator and dean of the College for Campus Life and Diversity, in an email to students.
The email also outlined BIRT’s purpose and role in bias incident response. The task force receives the reports of bias incidents, meets with victims, and provides support for campus efforts to foster diversity and inclusion.
The task force had one student member: Genesis Hernandez, who is transgendered and was also a vice president of the Vassar Student Association (VSA), the student government.
The hoax was perpetuated by two students. One of them was Genesis Hernandez.
Congrats, Genesis. You may be a freakazoid, but at least you get your name added to Moonbattery’s partial but ever-expanding hate hoax list:
• Genesis Hernandez
• Danya Morales
• Toni Christina Jenkins
• Dylan Bleier and Matt Alden
• Meg Lanker-Simons
• Olander Cuthrell
• Charlie Rogers
• Sharmeka Moffitt
• Joseph Baken
• Alexandra Pennell
• Aimee Whitchurch and Christel Conklin
• Quinn Matney
• Aubriana Banks
• Sarah Marshak
• Tawana Brawley
• Crystal Gail Mangum
• Kerri Dunn
• Leah Miller
• Ahmad Saad Nasim
The frequency of hate hoaxes attests to the rarity of the “victim” groups set upon pedestals of privilege by the liberal ruling class ever having to endure even nonphysical abuse. If these events actually happened on a regular basis, there would be no need to stage them.
On a tip from Wilberforce.
The female CEO of Archie Comics, who has been accused of sexual harassment by five employees says she can’t be guilty of the accusations – because her employees are all white men.
Nancy Silberkeit argues in legal filings that the employees who are suing aren’t from a ‘protected class’ of people – and therefore their claims of harassment aren’t legally viable.
That’s what white men get for belonging to the bottom caste in the liberal hierarchy.
Silberkeit is accused of repeatedly shouting ‘Penis!’ at the employees and also referring to them as the male organ instead of their names.
Silberkeit’s husband Louis was a cofounder of Archie Comics. She took over the company when he died in 2008.
She has been locked in a long-running legal battle over control of the company ever since – with employees accusing her of being mentally unstable and running the comic company into the ground.
Archie and friends aren’t the only ones being driven to extinction by lunatic leftists. DC comics has given Batgirl a “transwoman” bisexual roommate and created the homosexual Mexican superhero Bunker.
Even if Nancy Silberkeit gets the psychiatric help she so obviously needs, there are plenty more where she came from, using formerly harmless entertainment to burrow like earwigs into children’s minds and lay their liberal eggs.
On tips from Wiggins and JusttheTipHQ.
An 11-year-old girl from Portland, Ore. has been told that she can’t sell mistletoe to help defray the cost of braces, but she can beg for the money on the city’s streets.
According to KATU-TV, Madison Root and her father were selling bags of the hand-cut, hand-wrapped Christmas favorite Saturday morning next to the Skidmore Fountain in downtown Portland, where the city holds a weekly market. Everything was going well until a security guard told her that she had to stop selling due to a city ordinance that bans such activity in a park “except as expressly permitted under the terms of a lease, concession or permit.”
The guard told Madison that although she was not allowed to return anything of value for money, she could beg to be given money for nothing.
Unfortunately Madison is not in tune with the times.
“I don’t want to beg! I would rather work for something than beg,” Madison told KATU reporter Dan Cassuto. “It’s crazy. People can get money for pot. But I can’t get money for braces. I’m working for this! They’re just sitting down on their butts all day asking for pot.”
But apparently they get up every four years or so and vote.
If Madison wants to grow up in a country that doesn’t repress commerce, she could always immigrate to America. Oh that’s right, this is America. Or at least it was.
On a tip from Jim S.
As Vladimir Lenin helpfully explained, “The goal of socialism is communism.” You will know it has been attained when stored shelves are completely empty.
These days countries normally set off down this road not by losing civil wars to socialists, but by electing them, as with Barack Obama in the USA or Hugo Chavez and Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela. The longer socialists remain in power, the more people they are able to make dependent on government, the surer they are to win the next election.
Let’s check in on Venezuela’s progress along the road to communism. Here’s what department stores looked like before price controls inflicted by Maduro:
…and here’s what they looked like afterward:
The USA’s progress toward communism can best be tracked at the website HealthCare.gov, assuming it is working today.
Hat tip: Fausta’s Blog. On a tip from R F.
The relentless moonbattery of the weenies running football is ruining the sport. Below is a Super Bowl ad for Daniel Defense that will not run because the NFL deems it politically incorrect, followed by some countermoonbat commentary from Colion Noir:
Obama may not have written Dreams From My Father, but he did put his name on it, and I know he at least read the book because he did the audio version. You need look no further for confirmation of his low opinion of whites, who comprise the majority of his subjects:
According to liberals, there is nothing worse on earth than a racist. Yet they are the most racist people you will find anywhere.
A “typical white person” supporting Obama is like a Jew supporting Hitler.
On a tip from Tatersalad.
For reasons only a college professor could comprehend, liberals consider the name of the Washington Redskins to be offensive. Navajo Code Talkers, who helped win WWII by transmitting secret communications in a language the Japanese could make neither heads nor tails of, don’t appear to share their opinion:
As a joint celebration of the NFL’s Salute to Service month and Native American Heritage month, the Washington Redskins recognized four members of the Navajo Code Talkers Association. …
Four representatives — Navajo Code Talkers Association President Peter MacDonald Sr., Vice President Roy Hawthorne and members George James Sr. and George Boyd Willie Sr. — were recognized during a commercial break during the first quarter of the Redskins’ game vs. the San Francisco 49ers [in Week 12]. They stood in the end zone nearest the tunnel that leads to the Redskins’ locker room and received a round of applause while a video tribute to the code talkers played.
Hats off to the Code Talkers, who by standing by the Redskins are still defending America from its authoritarian enemies after all these years.
On a tip from Wiggins. Hat tip: Frontpage Mag.
If you are an adversary of the USA, now is the time to press your advantage:
U.S. airlines are being advised by the U.S. government to comply with China’s demand that it be told of any flights passing through the disputed area.
China announced last week that all aircraft entering the zone over the East China Sea, located between China, Taiwan, South Korea and Japan, must notify Chinese authorities beforehand and that it would take unspecified defensive measures against those that don’t comply.
Japan’s two major airlines agreed with Japanese government officials to continue flying through the zone without notifying China, Reuters reported.
America is bound by treaty to defend Japan from its massive communist neighbor.
No worries, Joke Biden will straighten it all out:
Vice President Joe Biden is due to arrive in Tokyo Monday on a week long trip to Asia, and has said he would raise the issue directly with Chinese leaders.
If that only results in laughter, Obama may have to make a personal appearance. The most blood-soaked tyrant in all human history is no longer around to preside over the government he bequeathed to the people of China. If he were, a visit from Obama would look something like this:
On tips from Mr Mentalo.
Big Government has tried repeatedly to promote eco-friendly vehicles. It hasn’t helped that for the most part only posturing moonbats with more money than they know what to do with have any use for these overpriced, underpowered deathtraps. But there is one group other than Hollyweird actors willing to drive them — people so broke they will take whatever they can get. Of course, given how expensive the cars are, someone else has to be forced to pay for the them…
The California Air Resources Board is now embarking on a program that would help poor people buy energy-efficient vehicles. In one scenario posed by the agency, a “voucher” might even pay the full price for a Nissan Leaf, an electric car with an MSRP above $21,000, or for used cars with lower price tags.
The objective of handing out free $21,000 moonbatmobiles at taxpayer expense is not only to save the flourishing polar bears from the imaginary global warming menace, but to promote “transportation justice.” Yes, the Marxist bureauweenies behind the idea actually use that term.
The liberal looting spree won’t stop until America has been completely exsanguinated.
On a tip from Chronos the Wonder Pig.