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Oct 29 2014

New York State Court Decrees Incest Marriage

As predicted by many, the Left’s judicially inflicted victories regarding homosexual “marriage” have opened the floodgates wide:

The state’s highest court has toppled a cultural taboo — legalizing a degree of incest, at least between an uncle and niece — in a unanimous ruling.

Parent–child and brother–sister marriages remain illegal even in New York — for now. But there is no indication that progressives will stop pushing the envelope.

When the very concept of marriage has been reduced to utter farce, the liberals controlling the judicial oligarchy can congratulate themselves on a job well done. No one should have a spouse other than the State.

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On tips from Hiram and DinaRehn.

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Oct 29 2014

Eighty Percent Want Ebola Quarantine, Obama Overrules Them

Despite the evidence of the past two presidential elections, the entire country hasn’t lost its mind after all:

A new CBS News poll finds that Americans overwhelmingly support quarantine for travelers arriving from West Africa. Eighty percent think U.S. citizens and legal residents returning from West Africa should be quarantined upon their arrival in the U.S. until it is certain they don’t have Ebola. Just 17 percent think they should be allowed to enter as long as they do not show symptoms of Ebola.

At least the US troops Obama sent to the disease epicenter for reasons that have never been made clear have to go through quarantine on orders from sad sack Secretary of State Schmuck Hagel, even though most of them hopefully have had no direct contact with Ebola victims.

Nonetheless, Obama remains adamantly opposed to quarantines for everyone else:

President Obama on Tuesday forcefully rejected the idea of a quarantine for medical­ workers returning from Ebola-affected­ countries, arguing that such an approach would undermine the broader effort to eliminate the epidemic.

Since this argument is sheer nonsense, we are left to assume the worst regarding his motives.

When the will of 80% of the people on a life and death matter is unilaterally overruled by one person, the term representative government no longer applies.

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On tips from Petterssonp.

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Oct 29 2014

In France, Muslims Are 7.5% of the Population, Commit 60% of the Crime

This tells you all you need to know regarding the wisdom of continuing to allow Muslims to colonize Europe:

Muslims in French prisons reach up to 60% claimes France’s UMP party deputy Guillaume Larrive.

The conclusion drawn by Larrive in a report as part of an action plan “against Islamist radicalisation in prison” This action plan is now likely to involve several hundred prisoners, Le Figaro reported.

The report estimates that 60% of the prison population in France, that is to say 40,000 prisoners, can be considered Muslim, “culturally or originally”.

Naturally the Establishment has declared war on this information.

Le Monde claimed the report allows us to question on the findings, emphasizing “the statistics 60% does not originate from an official census since ethnic and religious statistics are prohibited in France.”

Unfortunately forbidding the statistics does not make the crime go away.

At this point Muslims still comprise only an estimated 7.5% of the population of France. When a distinct, growing, and unassimilable 7.5% of the population is committing 60% of the crime, society has a problem that sooner or later will get resolved violently. The best we can hope for is that this happens before the French become outnumbered in their own country.

Even leaving Islamic terrorism completely out of it, allowing continued large-scale immigration from Third World countries is so obviously destructive as to constitute an act of treason.

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The road to Islamic France will keep getting rockier.

On a tip from JusttheTipHQ. Hat tips: Frontpage Mag, Blazing CatFur.

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Oct 29 2014

Harvard Poll Shows Democrats Losing the Youth Vote

We are all born Democrats. We scream imperiously for others to meet our needs while doing nothing to deserve their service, we devour hungrily that which others have provided, we make disgusting messes that others are required to clean up. As children, we continue to be irresponsible, immature dependents.

Eventually we grow out of this mentality, but by seizing control of the education and media establishments, progressives have been able to delay this growth so that many don’t leave liberalism behind them until they are well into their forties. Some don’t grow out of it at all.

Fortunately, the spectacular failure of Obamunism appears to have reversed this trend, so that even the millennials who helped put Obama in power are growing out of the ideology he personifies:

A new and massive poll of 2,029 18- to 29-year-olds from Harvard’s Institute of Politics just released found that of those who say they will “definitely be voting,” 51 percent want the GOP in charge, 47 percent favoring Democratic control.

The unexpected anti-Democratic swing prompted a Canadian Broadcasting Corporation reporter quizzing poll experts on a media conference call to IOP blurted out, “How did the Democrats and Obama screw this up?”

By screwing the whole country up is how. These kids know they will not have the opportunities or standard of living their parents had — and a growing number of them know why: liberalism.

The numbers are still close, but the trend is clear. Consider this:

In 2010, younger voters kept to their historic trend with 55 percent favoring Democrats, 43 percent Republicans. That is an eight-point change, very good news for the Republicans who had feared that the Obama generation would show up at the polls and in knee-jerk fashion simply pull the Democratic levers.

As this generation has done in the past. But experience makes people wiser.

Inexperience isn’t the only reason younger voters used to favor Obama. Due to our deliberately engineered demographic transformation, they are less likely to be white. Maybe nonwhites are starting to realize that they have a stake in this country, and that flushing it down the toilet along with the principles that made it great so as to stick to Whitey will not advance their long-term interests. That would be very bad news for Democrats.

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Fortunately kids grow up.

On a tip from Artfldgr.

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Oct 29 2014

Obama Voter Fraud Chuckles

Like our economy, Ebola and terrorism defenses, and foreign policy, rampant voter fraud is a big laugh:

“You can only vote once — this isn’t Chicago, now,” Obama said at a rally in Milwaukee for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Mary Burke.

He should have said, “yet.” But the rest of the country is getting there.

On a tip from Petterssonp. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

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Oct 29 2014

Senior Obama Official Calls Netanyahu Chickensh**

Of all the world leaders who are sharper and better qualified than Barack Obama, which is the one who really gets under the skin of our Historic First Adolescent President? Vladimir Putin of Russia, who habitually runs circles around him? Xi Jinping of Communist China, who is replacing the USA as the dominant force in the region? Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader of the Iranian terror state that is racing toward nuclear weapons capability?

None of the above. They are all opposed to the West, so their differences with Obama are superficial. The guy who gives him trouble is Bibi Netanyahu of our only Middle Eastern ally (now that Obama helped topple Mubarak), Israel.

Fortunately for Obama’s ego, the metrosexual college kids he surrounds himself with have no trouble putting Bibi in his place with insults:

A senior Obama administration official recently described the Israeli prime minister as “chickensh**,” according to Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic.

Chickensh**. While Obama was smoking dope with his Marxist professors, Netanyahu was an Israeli commando.

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Words are cheap with moonbats, like everything else about them except the cost of repairing the damage they cause.

Insults hurled at Netanyahu from the Obama clubhouse also include “recalcitrant, myopic, reactionary, obtuse, blustering, pompous, and ‘Aspergery.’”

The official told Goldberg that Netanyahu is scared to launch wars. In contrast, our Nobel Peace Prize laureate illegally waged war against Libya without congressional approval, helping to dislodge a pacified Gaddafi, who had been cooperating with the West. The country is now in chaos, and serves as an incubator for Islamic terrorism.

A separate official told Goldberg that the administration believes Netanyahu to be a “coward” on the issue of Iran’s nuclear threat, no longer believing he would ever launch a preemptive strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities.

Earlier this month, the Obama administration denied reports that it planned to go around Congress on a nuclear arms deal with Iran.

In the upside-down world of Obamunists, a brave world leader puts his stamp of approval on Iran’s nuclear weapons program, while a cowardly leader refrains from attacking a country much larger than itself without the reliable support of its only real ally, the USA.

If Hopey Change doesn’t teach Jews to stop voting for Democrats, nothing will.

Hat tip: Sloan.

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Oct 29 2014

Obama’s Dismal Effect on the Economy

As the Duke is often quoted:

“Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”

Americans were dumb enough to let the establishment media dupe them into electing and even reelecting Obama. Consequently, our lives have taken a turn for the harder. At this point, very few could be sufficiently cognitively challenged as to approve of Obama’s economy:

In January 2009 the poverty rate stood at 14.3 per cent. It rose to around 15 per cent and then fell back down in 2013 to 14.5 per cent (but the actual number of those in poverty remained the same from 2012). Things are worse for black Americans, whose poverty rate has risen in that same period from 25.8 per cent to 27.2 per cent.

At least the ultra-rich ruling class is doing well, despite all the Occupy Wall Street type rhetoric.

The richest 10 per cent are the only group – the only group! – who saw their median income rise from 2010-2013. As the Washington Times points out, that’s the same period in which Barack Robin Hood Obama won re-election painting the GOP as corporate vampires. The richest people have seen their share of taxes decline quite dramatically under this “socialist” president – while, interestingly, the share of federal income tax paid by the middle class has, according to the IRS, slightly risen.

This will not surprise anyone who understands the Democrat Party. It is an alliance of the rich and the poor against the middle class. More accurately, it is a means for the rich to stampede the poor to trample the middle class politically so that the rich can loot it. Willie Sutton supposedly said he robbed banks because “That’s where the money is.” In our country, the middle class is where the money is. The liberal ruling class — consisting of astonishingly hypocritical socialist zillionaires like George Soros and Warren Buffett — is using phony Marxist politics to systematically confiscate everything it has.

Only the Republican Congress has prevented Obama from looting in a frenzy that would put the mobs in Ferguson to shame.

[S]ince 2009 one think tanks says that he has proposed no less than 442 tax increases

This from the guy who in 2008 bellowed,

“I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.”

As for the poor who provide the raw numbers on election day (with a little help from voter fraud),

According to the Federal Reserve, middle-class incomes stagnated from 2010-2013 while incomes at the bottom end of the scale continued to fall.

Cooked unemployment numbers can be ignored. The labor participation rate tells the true story.

In January 2009, the labour force participation rate was 65.7 per cent; today it is 62.7 per cent. In other words, a lot of Americans have simply withdrawn from the labour market.

The only people who have benefited from Obamunism are corrupt crony capitalist plutocrats. November 4 should be a massive tsunami sweeping his odious Democrat Party out to sea. But it won’t be.

[R]arely has a Democrat so benefited from the weakness of his opposition. The Republican establishment looks tired, the Tea Party has gone quiet because the GOP is playing it safe. The energy of 2010, which gave the Republicans control of the House, has gone.

Partly this is because people are tired of getting sold out by RINOs. Partly it is because the long years of watching our country fall apart under Obama have given people disaster fatigue. But patriots had better look alive on voting day if we are to minimize the damage Obama is able to inflict in his last 2 years.

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Two years from now if his henchman Harry Reid keeps control of the Senate.

On tips from Artfldgr and Bodhisattva.

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Oct 28 2014

Open Thread

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Via All the Right Snark, on a tip from TED.

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Oct 28 2014

Obama Not Campaigning in a Single Place With a Competitive Senate Race

You know the wheels are coming off when ABC News and the Democrat National Committee can’t stay on the same page regarding the Left’s impending loss of the Senate. DNC Chairmoonbat Debbie Wasserman Schultz avers that Obama has been campaigning in competitive races around the country, although she can’t name any. Yet we see this on a prominent Democrat-dominated network:

This far into Hope & Change, an endorsement by Obama is the kiss of death. With any luck people will realize that Obama did not inflict all this damage on our country by himself. He couldn’t have done it without the help of his party and the liberal establishment media, neither of which deserve public trust after the debacle of his presidency.

On a tip from Petterssonp.

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Oct 28 2014

Off the Plantation Part III: Elbert Guillory Explains Why Blacks Shouldn’t Vote for Kay Hagan

Yet another one is off the plantation. Louisiana State Senator Elbert Guillory lays into Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC) and the rest of the Plantation Party:

The words of a man who gets it:

“Black people are just being used by limousine liberals who have become our new overseers. We’ve only traded one plantation for another.”

Fortunately this plantation should be easier to escape from. All that is needed is a little education to cut through the establishment propaganda.

On a tip from JusttheTipHQ.

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Oct 28 2014

Off the Plantation Part II: 82-Year-Old Black Grandmother Has It Figured Out

Call out the hounds. Another one has escaped the plantation:

Imagine if Democrats only received votes from people who benefit from their policies. The party would be finished. There aren’t enough bureaucrats, trial lawyers, college professors, and corrupt crony capitalists to win national elections.

On a tip from Dan.

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Oct 28 2014

Off the Plantation Part I: Black Activists Smelling the Coffee

Looks like there could be a major breakout from the Democrat plantation right in the land that gave us Barack Obama:

It was only a matter of time until people realized that all of the $trillions spend in the War on Poverty must have gone somewhere. Some went to keeping blacks dependent on the government, more went to bureaucrats. Liberal politics is a racket that only works until people start to see through it.

On tips from Artfldgr, DinaRehn, and Son_of_Taz .

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Oct 28 2014

Weather Channel Cofounder Denounces Global Warming Hoax

In case you missed it on The Kelly File yesterday, here’s Weather Channel founder John Coleman unmasking the manmade climate change crisis as a total fraud:


On a tip from Petterssonp.

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Oct 28 2014

Congressman Confirms Obama Plan to Import Foreigners With Ebola for Treatment

Rumors grow ever more credible that the Obama Regime plans to knowingly import not just potential Ebola vectors from West Africa, but non-Americans known to carry the disease:

A top Republican congressman claims the Obama administration is exploring plans to bring non-U.S. citizens infected with Ebola to the United States for treatment.

Rep. Bob Goodlatte, R-Va., chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, told Fox News that his office has received “information from within the administration” that these plans are being developed. So far, only American Ebola patients have been brought back to the U.S. for treatment from the disease epicenter in West Africa.

As Rep. Goodlatte notes,

“This is simply a matter of common sense that if you are concerned about this problem spreading — and this is a deadly disease that we’re even concerned about the great health care workers when they come back not spreading it — we certainly shouldn’t be bringing in the patients.”

The chairman wrote a letter last week to Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson and Secretary of State John Kerry asking whether such plans exist, but he says he has not gotten a response.

The Regime’s ballyhooed “transparency” remains as opaque as ever, tending to confirm our worst suspicions.

The conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch also reported, shortly before Goodlatte sent the letter, that the administration is “actively formulating” plans to bring Ebola patients into the U.S., with the specific goal of treating them “within the first days of diagnosis.”

The cost of flying Africans to the USA for treatment could be astronomical. But according to Obama’s ideology, the wealth Americans have created was somehow stolen from everyone who did not create it. Therefore, we owe it to Africa whether we can afford it or not.

Whether there will be anyone left alive to pay the bills after Obama’s policies result in Ebola spreading throughout the USA remains to be seen.

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On a tip from Stormfax.

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Oct 28 2014

Indian Communities Choose Redskins for Athletic Mascot

This shouldn’t surprise anyone who isn’t gullible in the extreme. Via Laura Ingraham:

A comprehensive review from 2013 shows that the United States is home to 62 high schools that have the Redskins as their athletic mascot. The majority of the students at three of those schools — or about five percent of them — are Native American. The Washington Post sent an intrepid reporter briefly beyond the Beltway to find out what could possibly motivate students, parents, coaches and school officials at one of the schools: Red Mesa High School in the rural, isolated corner of northeastern Arizona [i.e., Navaho country]. Turns out it’s simple: They like their mascot just fine. “I don’t find it derogatory,” school district superintendent Tommie Yazzie told the Post. “It’s a source of pride.”

Of course it is. No one ever named a team after something contemptible. Imagine naming a team the Moonbats or the Community Organizers — or worse yet, the Sanctimonious Liberal Phonies Who Advance Their Authoritarian Agenda by Pretending to Be Offended on Behalf of Indians.

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A salute to American Indians.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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Oct 28 2014

Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox: Obama’s Tool?

A little background on Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox, who screeched like a stuck pig until Chris Christie released her from quarantine under pressure from On High:

Hickox was released from Ebola quarantine in Newark, N.J., Monday afternoon after the White House pressured New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie to release the nurse that was working in Sierra Leone with Doctors Without Borders. Hickox’s case for release was also bolstered by New York civil rights attorney Norman Siegel, who took on Hickox’s case. …

Here’s an overlooked factor that could have contributed to her White House-backed release: Hickox is an official CDC Epidemic Intelligence Service (EIS) officer who performed work for the CDC in recent months.

As for her well-connected lawyer,

Hickox’s lawyer Norman Siegel, meanwhile, was an official guest at the White House State Dinner on Feb. 11, 2014, accompanying Jackie Robinson’s widow Rachel Robinson, who supported Siegel’s failed 2009 run for New York City Public Advocate. Siegel is the former director of the New York affiliate of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).

It helps to have friends in high places. Or maybe it would be more appropriate to say, it helps to be useful to the regime in promoting its agenda. Natural News smells a rat:

The timing of Hickox’s quarantine, her ties with the party in power at the White House, the deliberate hiding of her ties to the CDC and the scrubbing of her LinkedIn.com profile all raise legitimate suspicion that her quarantine complaints have all been staged as a P.R. stunt to promote opposition to state-level Ebola quarantine efforts.

President Obama is already pressuring the Governors of NJ, NY and IL to reverse their quarantine protocols. “The Obama administration has expressed deep concerns to the governors of New York and New Jersey and is consulting with them to modify their orders to quarantine medical volunteers returning from West Africa,” reports the NY Times.

Placing a very vocal nurse in quarantine and encouraging her to complain about civil rights violations — all while arranging a mass media carpet bombing of the public with those complaints — seems far too convenient to be a coincidence. … It is difficult to believe that this quarantine outrage just happened to coincide with President Obama’s attempts to have the quarantines closed down.

Why would Obama want to close down attempts by states to fill the gap where the federal government refuses to do its job? For the same reason he did the same to Arizona when it attempted to enforce federal immigration law with SB1070 — and for the same reason potential Ebola vectors are still allowed to pour into the country from West Africa.

Whatever Alinskyite plans Obama has cooked up with Valerie Jarrett, the spread of Ebola throughout the USA appears to play a part in them.

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Flaming moonbat Kaci Hickox.

On tips from G. Fox and Henry. Hat tips: PUMABydesign001, Gateway Pundit, Right Wing News.

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Oct 28 2014

New York Journalist Errol Lewis Explains How Not to Get Ebola

At last someone in the governmedia knows what he’s talking about regarding Ebola:

New York journalist Errol Lewis, who apparently became a medical advisor for a day for a television network, decided to give some advice to those seeking to avoid catching Ebola. … According to Lewis, anyone who doesn’t want to catch Ebola should simply avoid eating feces or mucus that has Ebola in it.

Seeing is believing:

The imprudence of not eating the feces or mucus of people who have contracted Ebola is as indisputable as the need to keep West Africans from entering the country until the epidemic is under control. Why is Ron Klain the Ebola Czar and not Errol Lewis?

If Ebola gets out of control and kills a high percentage of the population, it will be because people listened to “authorities” like Lewis and Obama, rather than taking the virus seriously enough to prevent it from spreading.

On a tip from Artfldgr.

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Oct 28 2014

Voter Fraud Looms Large in 2014 Election

Everything except power is a means to an end from the progressive point of view, and any means justifies that end. For the Founding Fathers, the purpose of elections was to restrain government and force it to abide by the Constitution. For progressives, elections have the opposite purpose, so it is not necessary that elections be conducted with fairness and integrity but only that the progressive candidates are declared the winners afterward. Given enough Third World welfare colonists, this will be easy to achieve. But the fundamental transformation of America hasn’t been completed, and those who don’t want their country to die are putting up some resistance. Consequently, Democrats have been relying ever more heavily on fraud.

Many states run a rickety election process, lacking rules to deter people who are looking to take advantage of the system’s porous security. And too many groups and individuals—including the NAACP, the American Civil Liberties Union and U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder —are doing everything they can to prevent states from improving the integrity of the election process.

This election, fraud is likely to have more impact than ever, given the number of close races.

Voting by noncitizens alone could swing such races. A new study by two Old Dominion University professors, based on survey data from the Cooperative Congressional Election Study, found that 6.4% of all noncitizens voted illegally in the 2008 presidential election, and 2.2% voted in the 2010 midterms.

Since 80% of noncitizens vote Democratic, according to the survey, the authors concluded that these illegal votes were “large enough to plausibly account for Democratic victories in a few close elections.” Those that might have been skewed by noncitizen votes included Al Franken ’s 312-vote win in the Minnesota race for the U.S. Senate. As a senator, Mr. Franken would cast the 60th vote needed to make ObamaCare law.

Preserving the integrity of our borders and our electoral system could have saved the health insurance industry from de facto nationalization, which in turned would have saved Americans hundreds of $billions over the coming years.

Steps have been taken at the state level to reduce fraud, but these steps have been fought tooth and nail by the openly corrupt Injustice Department, which has unlimited resources. As for federal laws to clean up the mess,

[T]he Justice Department refuses to enforce the federal law requiring states to keep accurate voter rolls—even though a 2012 Pew study found that the rolls are riddled with errors and ineligible voters.

In the past, this problem was manageable. But no longer.

For too long, America has basically used the honor system in the voter-registration and election process. That approach is increasingly being revealed as indefensible in a vibrant democracy, where we should make it easy to vote and hard to cheat.

More to the point, an honor system is indefensible when one side no longer has any honor. Our elections will degenerate into a banana republic farce unless the opposition grows a spine and insists on higher standards.

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Closing in on banana republic status.

On tips from Varla and Petterssonp.

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Oct 28 2014

The Perfect Response to “Hands Up Don’t Shoot”

Hooligans in the St. Louis area are known to chant, “Hands up, don’t shoot” as they flood the streets to disrupt public order, a reference to the lie (see here and here) that the sociopathic thug Michael Brown hand his hands in the air when he was put down by the police officer he had been assaulting. The civilized world responds:

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On a tip from Stormfax.

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Oct 28 2014

Moonbat Explains How to Stop Global Warming Through Meditation

No wonder there hasn’t been any global warming for a while. Moonbats figured out how to stop it with meditation:

Next time you exhale, imagine your breath is travelling down to the earth, to the reserves of oil and coal and gas. Imagine a protective sheet of shimmering light around them so they stay in the ground. See all the wells and pumps disappear from the reserves.

Inhale slowly and imagine you are drawing energy up from the Earth, into your heart.

Exhale slowly and imagine your breath is going from your heart up towards the sky, to the atmosphere. Visualize that you can see the carbon dioxide molecules (one carbon, 2 oxygen) and you are touching them gently, loving them and letting them transform into oxygen and carbon.

Inhale back to your heart, bringing the carbon atoms with you.

Exhale and imagine you are bringing your breath and the carbon atoms down down to the center of the Earth. Return the carbon. Smoothly pet tight the mines, the drilling holes.

Inhale up to your heart. Exhale up to the atmosphere. Love away the carbon dioxide.

According to liberal dogma, global warming is a bad thing and it is caused by carbon dioxide. Love away the carbon dioxide, and you love away the global warming.

Fortunately this is no more likely than any other liberal strategy to actually work outside their bubble of ideology. Without plenty of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, plants wouldn’t grow, and we would have nothing to eat.

If only all moonbat attempts to control the climate were this harmless.

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Controlling the climate.

On a tip from Petterssonp. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers, Watts Up With That?

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