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Jul 29 2011

Morrissey: Norway Slaughter Nothing Compared to McDonald’s and KFC

Maybe Norwegians should lighten up about the horrific tragedy that senselessly ended 76 innocent lives. According to vegan animal rights activist and faded pop star Morrissey (formerly of the unendurably pretentious band The Smiths), far worse things happen every day:

Before singing Meat is Murder, the 52-year-old British musician told the crowd [in Warsaw Sunday]: “We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead [sic].

“Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried s— every day.”

Morrisissy has also helped to counter the perception of animal rights activists as nasty lunatics by denouncing the Chinese as a “subspecies” for allegedly not being nice enough to our furry friends. He has equated deer hunting with killing children.

Despite the distress caused, a spokesperson confirmed the singer stands by his comments during the concert.

“Morrissey has decided not to comment any further as he believes his statement speaks for itself,” the spokeperson said.

That it does. It also speaks for the moral depravity the characterizes the animal rights movement.

Morrisissy in a moonbat reverie.

On tips from GoY and AC.

Jul 29 2011

Even Dems Back Off From U.N. Arms Trade Treaty

Frightened of voter backlash, even some of his fellow Democrats are getting squeamish about Comrade Obama’s plans to attack our Constitutional right to bear arms through the malignant United Nations:

Twelve Democratic senators have joined 45 Republicans in a fast growing movement to halt progress on an Obama-backed United Nations effort that could bring international gun control into the United States and slap America’s gun owners with severe restrictions.

Montana Democratic Sen. Jon Tester’s office today provided Whispers with their letter, signed by 11 other Democrats, urging the president to press for significant changes in the treaty. Their major concern: that domestic manufacture, possession, and sales of firearms and ammo will be included, thereby giving an international authority the right to regulate arms sales already protected by the Second Amendment. They also said any move for an international gun registry would be a non-starter.

Always watch the other hand. As Obama and his collaborators distract us with the debt drama, who knows what they are up to behind the scenes? One thing is clear: their agenda will soon reach a point where it can no longer be inflicted on an armed populace. Inmates of socialist slave states do not bear arms. Like the Fast & Furious gunrunning scandal, this UN ploy offers only a glimpse at Obama’s larger surreptitious campaign against the Second Amendment.


On a tip from Born in 76.

Jul 29 2011

Polar Bear Champion Charles Monnett Accused of Scientific Misconduct

It will take more than a warm summer to keep the global warming hoax from continuing to crumble. Charles Monnett, the government bureaucrat/scientist who helped make polar bears the mascot of the envirocommunist movement, now finds himself on leave, having been accused of scientific misconduct.

It’s unclear whether Monnett’s “integrity issues” have to do with a 2006 article in which he claimed that four dead polar bears drowned as a result of the imaginary global warming crisis. The Latin name for polar bear is Ursus maritimus or sea bear; they are highly buoyant and can swim for hundreds of miles. The dead bears contributed to the absurd propaganda campaign mounted by Al Gore.

Myron Ebell, of the Competitive Enterprise Institute, said the case reinforces the group’s position that people should be more skeptical about the work of climate change scientists.

Even if every scientist is objective, “what we’re being asked to do is turn our economy around and spend trillions and trillions of dollars on the basis of” climate change claims, he said.

With $zillions of government funding on the line, scientists involved in the hoax are anything but objective, as the Climategate scandal confirmed.

Monnett’s duties included managing $50 million worth of the studies Big Government conducts with our money to prove that economic freedom makes it be too hot out.

Next global warming will cause dolphins to drown.

On tips from J, Jodie, G. Fox, and Psalmist.

Jul 29 2011

Death From Behind

Now that Democrats have begun the process of homosexualizing the military with the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, new insignia will be required. Via Scooter’s Report:


The Fighting Sodomites’ motto: Never leave your buddy’s behind.

On a tip from Gary.

Jul 28 2011

Open Thread


Compliments of Cons.Underground.

Jul 28 2011

Wall Street Shenanigans

Steven Crowder splashes countermoonbattery on the spending insanity:

Jul 28 2011

What Washington Could Learn From a Drug Addict

What drug addicts would like to learn from Washington is how to get someone else to finance your destructive addiction without risking life and limb mugging people in person.

On a tip from Kate.

Jul 28 2011

European Beach of the Future

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Via The Mock Dock, on a tip from Mary.

Jul 28 2011

Autocorrect for Moonbats

Google’s liberal slant is confirmed by its autocorrect:


On a tip from Screwy Puppy.

Jul 28 2011

Mandatory Eyelid Surgery for North Korean Waitresses

Other than handouts from US taxpayers (often funneled through the United Nations), the collectivist dictatorship of North Korea has few means of acquiring foreign currency, their own communist play money being worthless. One means is opening restaurants in other countries. The waitresses are alleged to be especially attractive. A report from the region suggests it isn’t natural beauty:

“When I was in Pyongyang last year, I heard from someone related to the North that since the start of the 2000s all waitresses had double eyelid surgery on Kim Jong-il’s instructions. … It seems that Kim Jong-il places great importance on the appearance of workers in restaurants earning foreign currency.”

The bigger government gets, the more intrusive its impositions on individuals. In the end absolutely nothing is left to free choice — not even your eyelids.

More on Korean double eyelids at The Blaze.

Dictator Kim Jong-Il underwent plastic surgery to look younger.

On a tip from J.

Jul 28 2011

NASA Data Confirm Global Warming Is a Hoax

Great news for anyone who doesn’t want to live under socialism — the global warming hoax continues to fall apart:

NASA satellite data from the years 2000 through 2011 show the Earth’s atmosphere is allowing far more heat to be released into space than alarmist computer models have predicted, reports a new study in the peer-reviewed science journal Remote Sensing. The study indicates far less future global warming will occur than United Nations computer models have predicted, and supports prior studies indicating increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide trap far less heat than alarmists have claimed. …

In addition to finding that far less heat is being trapped than alarmist computer models have predicted, the NASA satellite data show the atmosphere begins shedding heat into space long before United Nations computer models predicted.

The new findings are extremely important and should dramatically alter the global warming debate.

Except that as far as our moonbat rulers are concerned, the debate ended as soon as they learned to paint communism green.

When objective NASA satellite data, reported in a peer-reviewed scientific journal, show a “huge discrepancy” between alarmist climate models and real-world facts, climate scientists, the media and our elected officials would be wise to take notice. Whether or not they do so will tell us a great deal about how honest the purveyors of global warming alarmism truly are.

Don’t expect the “mainstream” media to dwell on this, or the EPA to get its boot off the neck of the economy any time soon.

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Clueless and/or lying.

On tips from Ordinary Average Guy, Shawn, and J.

Jul 28 2011

John McCain Denounces the Tea Party

John Boehner’s lame budget plan would only cut $91.7 billion per year (supposing anything really gets cut), which is like treating a slashed throat with a Band-Aid. But that’s plenty for a Big Government oligarchical collectivist like John McCain, who yet again seizes the opportunity to suck up to the liberal press by knifing conservatives in the back. He saw fit to recite on the Senate floor this from a remarkably nasty piece by his fellow establishmentarian statists at the WSJ:

The usually sensible Club for Growth and Heritage Action, the political arm of the Heritage Foundation, are scoring a vote for the Boehner plan as negative…

But what none of these critics have [sic] is an alternative strategy for achieving anything nearly as fiscally or politically beneficial as Mr. Boehner’s plan. The idea seems to be that if the House GOP refuses to raise the debt ceiling, a default crisis or gradual government shutdown will ensue, and the public will turn en masse against … Barack Obama. The Republican House that failed to raise the debt ceiling would somehow escape all blame. Then Democrats would have no choice but to pass a balanced-budget amendment and reform entitlements, and the tea-party Hobbits could return to Middle Earth having defeated Mordor.

This is the kind of crack political thinking that turned Sharron Angle and Christine O’Donnell into GOP Senate nominees.

Barack Hussein Obama is president of the United States because this snake in the grass was given the Republican nomination, despite being rightfully loathed by the party’s base. How’s that for “crack political thinking”?

Despite being such a weak candidate, if McCain had been half as hard on the Moonbat Messiah as he has always been on fellow Republicans, he would be in the White House right now. The lesson must be learned: drive out all RINOs.

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On tips from Merchant of Venom and AC.

Jul 28 2011

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: Republicans Are Dictators Sparking Panic and Chaos

To paraphrase Ann Coulter, if you want to know what liberals are secretly scheming, just listen to what they accuse their opponents of doing. Let’s tune in to the next Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Watermouth Schultz:

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.), chair of the Democratic National Committee, said Wednesday that House Republicans are trying to impose “dictatorship” through their tactics in the debt-ceiling negotiations. She said the GOP rhetoric could “spark panic and chaos,” which she called “potentially devastating” to the economy. …

“Aren’t we at the point where the closer we get to chaos, the more concern that there should be about coming to the table and compromising with Democrats?” Wasserman Schultz asked. “This is not leadership. This is almost like dictatorship. I know they want to force the outcome that … their extremists would like to impose. But they are getting ready to spark panic and chaos, and they seem to be OK with that. And it’s just really disappointing, and potentially devastating.”

If there’s a nascent dictatorship in America, it is emerging right where anyone would expect it: the Executive Branch. That’s where you can find an insolent Community Organizer who menaces the elderly with bogus threats to withhold their Social Security checks, and who has made it crystal clear he will only agree to more taxes and more debt, inevitably resulting in more chaos. The Obamunist term for this Cloward-Piven style engineered chaos is “balance.”

Why you don’t want to put mayonnaise in your hair.

On tips from Shawn, Incitatus, and Bob H.

Jul 28 2011

Debt Crisis Explained

Sad Hill has discovered why Comrade Obama has to raise taxes and the debt ceiling despite the massive quantities of our money already flowing into Big Government’s maw — he’s almost out of quarters:

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Jul 27 2011

Open Thread


Compliments of Billy.

Jul 27 2011

Can You Guess Comrade Obama’s Favorite Word?

On a tip from TED.


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