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Oct 31 2011

Open Thread

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On a tip from TED.

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Oct 31 2011

Halloween at the White House

Here’s why kids are not advised to go trick-or-treating at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:

On a tip from ANOTHER 6 LETTER WORD FOR FELONY…BARACK.

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Oct 31 2011

Jim Rockford Lays Into an Occupy Wall Street Type

If you need an idea for a Halloween costume, why not dress up as Jim Rockford and go trick-or-treating at the nearest Occupy infestation?

Via Big Hollywood, on a tip from Henry.

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Oct 31 2011

Bill Maher Eggs On Sickos to Put Acid in Halloween Candy

Ever since the aftermath of 9/11 — when he teamed up with Ward “Little Eichmanns” Churchill to sandbag the brother of someone who died at the World Trade Center — Bill Maher has found it difficult to hit new lows. It isn’t for lack of trying. In his latest effort, he encourages his fellow moonbat sociopaths to put LSD in Halloween candy. Seeing is believing:

In an earlier time, Maher would be biting the heads off chickens at carnivals. People would have known better than to pay him millions of dollars or to take his disgusting opinions seriously.

Via Newsbusters, on a tip from AC.

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Oct 31 2011

Michelle Obama Jack-o’-Lantern

Celebrity jack-o’-lanterns range from the innocuous to the downright scary.

Taylor Swift jack-o’-lantern:

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Jack-o jack-o’-lantern:

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Michelle Obama jack-o’-lantern:

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On a tip from GoY.

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Oct 31 2011

Another Homecoming Freak Show

The deliberate defilement of American traditions won’t stop until our culture has been completely obliterated. From San Diego — a relatively sane city by California standards due to the military presence:

San Diego area high school senior and self-identified lesbian Rebeca Arellano has been voted homecoming king by her fellow Patrick Henry High school peers

Her girlfriend Haileigh Adams has been nominated for homecoming queen. …

“We don’t know if we’re going to win,” Haileigh said Thursday. “We’re not sure, but if we do, it would be an amazing gesture to the LGBT community and everything that we stand for.”

Actually, it’s a gesture to traditional America, a gesture teenagers have been propagandized by the Gramscian termites running the media into thinking it is rebellious to make: a single-finger salute.

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Moonbat conception of a homecoming king.

On a tip from Sean.

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Oct 31 2011

Occupy Elm Street

What will useless, self-pitying moonbat vermin occupy next? It’s Halloween, why not Elm Street:

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Compliments of America Is an Obamanation!

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Oct 31 2011

Abortion Clinic Butchers Plead Guilty to Murder

How’s this for a Halloween horror: Adrienne Moton and Sherry West, who worked at a Philadelphia abortion clinic run by late-term specialist Kermit Gosnell, have pleaded guilty to murder as a result of participating in a slide down Row v. Wade’s slippery slope. As for Gosnell himself,

“Gosnell, 70, could face the death penalty if convicted,” reported the Boston Herald. “He is accused of cutting the spinal cords of seven babies born alive at his clinic.”

Those seven dead babies are only the tip of an iceberg. According to a grand jury report,

“Moton … assisted with abortions and followed Gosnell’s practice of using scissors to cut the spinal cords of late-term fetuses.”

The report described the plight of one victim, a newborn identified as “Baby D,” whose mother spent several hours in labor before delivering the infant into a clinic toilet, testified Kareema Cross, a clinic employee who has not been charged. “The baby was moving and looked like it was swimming,” Cross told the grand jury. “Moton reached into the toilet, got the baby out, and cut its neck.”

You can’t expect killing babies — I mean, helping a woman to exercise her right to choose — to be a pleasant business.

A bureaucracy comprised of moonbats is unlikely to scrutinize the activities of abortionists, given the intense commitment by liberals to abortion as a sort of ideological sacrament. Consequently Gosnell got rich committing these atrocities over a period decades.

As reported by The New American in January, shortly after the arrests in the case, over his 30 years in the business Gosnell made millions of dollars performing illegal late-term abortions while state regulators ignored complaints against him and had not inspected his clinic in over 15 years.

According to Seth Williams, district attorney at the time of the arrests, Gosnell “induced labor, forced the live birth of viable babies in the sixth, seventh, [and] eighth month of pregnancy and then killed those babies by cutting into the back of the neck with scissors and severing their spinal cord.”

Reported The New American: “Most of the patients were unaware that their babies were born alive and then murdered. Many of the women were told that they were 24 weeks pregnant, even when they were further along.”

But few women want to know the details of what they are consenting to. Otherwise they would watch via ultrasound as their screaming children are dismembered.

Jeffrey Kuhner, a Washington Times columnist and president of the conservative Edmund Burke Institute, pointed out that, even when performed in the most pristine and sanitary of settings, abortion is still nothing less than “state-sanctioned infanticide. It encodes in law the pernicious principle that there is an entire category of people — the unborn — who are less than fully human.”

The result has been about 50 million dead babies in the USA since 1973. Down in hell, Stalin and Hitler are tipping their caps.

Gosnell might have gotten into less trouble if he had just left the babies alone to die — a practice aggressively championed by the morally depraved moonbat who is now President of the USA.

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Only those who survive Roe v. Wade can have a happy Halloween.

On a tip from IslandLifer.

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Oct 31 2011

How Occupy Anarchists Handle Rape

If the Occupy crowd gets its way, private property will be essentially abolished, disincentivizing economic activity and saving us all from income disparities. Rape, on the other hand, will be dealt with like this:

A sex fiend barged into a woman’s tent and sexually assaulted her at around 6 a.m. [Sunday, in Zuccotti Park], said protesters, who chased him from the park.

“Pervert! Pervert! Get the f–k out!” said vigilante Occupiers, who never bothered to call the cops.

“They were shining flashlights in his face and yelling at him to leave,” said a woman who called herself Leslie, but refused to give her real name.

She said that weeks earlier another woman was raped.

“We don’t tell anyone,” she said. “We handle it internally. I said too much already.”

I’m guessing Tea Partiers would handle rape by calling the police, but we won’t know for sure until someone is raped at a Tea Party — which is unlikely, given the very different nature of the people involved.

On tips from Smorfia48 and Bob Roberts.

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Oct 31 2011

Change Now Is Simply Racist

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Janeane Garafalo and Karen Finney both screech it, so it must be true: conservative support for Herman Cain is evidence of racism.

Here’s Garafalo:

“Herman Cain is probably well liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the racist elements of the Republican party. … People like Karl Rove liked to keep the racism very covert. And so Herman Cain provides this great opportunity say you can say ‘Look, this is not a racist, anti-immigrant, anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look we have a black man.’”

It’s all clever subterfuge, like when global warming tries to trick us with snowstorms in October.

I wonder how many blacks like the way liberal elite types condescendingly lump them in with homosexuals.

Here’s Finney:

“One of the things about Herman Cain is, I think that he makes that white Republican base of the party feel okay, feel like they are not racist because they can like this guy. And I think they like him because they think he’s a black man who knows his place.”

The Republican base — denounced by Finney as “white,” which is meant as an insult when coming from white liberals — needs to trick itself into believing it isn’t racist because it is racist, as Herman Cain’s popularity proves.

If even supporting black candidates is evidence of racism, what could conservatives do to prove they aren’t racist? Only one thing: reject their belief in the value of the individual and embrace leftist herd ideology. Racism no longer means anything other than “counter to liberalism.”

Graphic and tip compliments of Zappatrust.

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Oct 31 2011

The Definitive Moonbat Marriage

Progressives don’t want to destroy the family. They only want to fundamentally transform it, just as Barack Hussein Obama promised to do to America. This is what they are transforming it into:

Jenny-Anne Bishop, 65, formerly called Paul, and Elen Heart, 68, who was once named Alan, initially got together as a male gay couple in 2004.

The pair, who are both divorced and have five grown-up children between them, lived together in Clwyd, Wales, for six years as transgender lesbians.

But the couple decided against surgery due to the associated risks at their age until last year — when Jenny-Anne went under the knife for a gender reassignment op.

Father-of-two Jenny-Anne went on to have a breast augmentation procedure this January followed by facial feminisation surgery.

The couple have now officially tied the knot as ‘husband and wife’ after opting for a private civil ceremony in North Wales.

Retired graphic designer Elen, who takes herbal hormones to make her [sic] appearance more feminine, took on the role of groom and wore a silky red dress and bright red high heels.

The couple refer to father-of-three Elen — who started living as a woman in 2004 — as the ‘groomness’.

Retired product sales manager Jenny-Anne wore a strapless cream bridal gown complete with a train and a tiara and took on the part of bride.

They were officially announced as husband and wife in front of four close friends, who attended as witnesses.

The retired newlyweds then had a gay wedding service at the Metropolitan Community Church in Manchester, where transgender friend Gabrielle was their bridesmaid.

You read that correctly: this obscene travesty of a marriage was sanctified in a church.

At some point God will either step in or issue Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

The Daily Mail has pictures, if you’ve got the stomach for them.

On a tip from Greg of Yardale.

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Oct 31 2011

Happy Halloween!

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Compliments of Jim Lavery.

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Oct 30 2011

Open Thread

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A 99 percenter, compliments of J.

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Oct 30 2011

True Face of Occupy Portland

Most of the riffraff comprising the Occupy movement don’t even have the depth to be communists. They’re just there to party with others of their kind — as is confirmed by this behind the scenes look at the Occupy Portland infestation. Parental warning: the footage below shows actual moonbats in their natural habitat, and should not be viewed by children or the easily disgusted.

Looks like someone laid down straw, just as a farmer would for messy animals. That’s foresight.

Good luck to liberals trying to pass this off as a serious political movement. The only principles being advocated here are sloth and degenerate self-indulgence.

Comparing the Occupy movement to the Tea Party is like comparing Woodstock to the Constitutional Convention.

On a tip from GoY.

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Oct 30 2011

Mad World of Barack Obama

What kind of fanatical monster would oppose providing medical care to children who survive botched abortions? Now that we have such a monster for president, we’re finding out.

Anyone surprised that Obama has been deliberately tearing the country apart with class warfare rhetoric and doubling down on the same policies that caused the economic crisis rather than attempting to improve the situation still doesn’t know what kind of person we’re dealing with.

There are people no one in their right mind would trust; Obama proved himself to be one of them but was elected anyway. Now we’re paying the price.

On a tip from Lee.

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Oct 30 2011

Talking to the Animals

Peter Schiff attempts to explain the fundamentals of economic reality to the hebephrenic collectivist trash infesting Zuccotti Park and even the cretinous clown Cornel West:

Schiff would be better off explaining calculus to squirrels.

Via The Right Scoop, on a tip from Shawn.

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