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Oct 29 2011

Vehicle-Mounted Active Denial System

If they won’t lay down napalm over the lawless Occupy Wall Street scum, would they at least use one of these?

On a tip from Son of Taz

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Oct 29 2011

The Moonbat Conception of Womanhood

Or is it the moonbat conception of manhood? Chastity “Chaz” Bono is the state of the art regarding the sexual side of liberal social engineering. Just as Barack Hussein Obama promised to do to America, she has been fundamentally transformed.

Chaz comments on her Dancing With the Stars appearance:

It feels like I’ve been dancing forever on this show. You’re keeping the schedule of a professional athlete, but you don’t have the years of training.

Warning: what has been seen cannot be unseen. Without further ado, I bring you Ms. Chaz Bono, in top athletic form:

CLICK HERE AND YOU’LL BE SORRY

Time to knock off with the Frankenstein experiments and go back to the concept of girls being girls and boys being boys.

Thank Bob Roberts for this.

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Oct 29 2011

Halloween Burka

Pat Condell names the all-around best Halloween costume — the burka:

On a tip from Bloodless Coup.

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Oct 29 2011

Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Newt Gingrich?

If Newt would talk like this more often, he might eventually make us forget about his endorsement of the global warming hoax, socialized medicine, and Dede Scozzafava:

On a tip from IslandLifer.

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Oct 29 2011

The Audacity of Insolence

The 2012 election must already be fixed. Otherwise, how could the Obama Regime be so brazen in its contempt for us as to spend piles of our money on copies of Obama’s pre-accomplishment memoirs?

The State Department has bought more than $70,000 worth of books authored by President Obama, sending out copies as Christmas gratuities and stocking “key libraries” around the world with “Dreams From My Father” more than a decade after its release.

The U.S. Embassy in Egypt, for instance, spent $28,636 in August 2009 for copies of Mr. Obama’s best-selling 1995 memoir. Six weeks earlier, the embassy had placed another order for the same book for more than $9,000, federal purchasing records show.

About the same time, halfway around the world, the U.S. Embassy in South Korea had the same idea and spent more than $6,000 for copies of “Dreams From My Father.”

That’s not all:

The U.S. Embassy in Indonesia spent more than $4,800 in September 2009 for copies of “Dreams From My Father” and “The Audacity of Hope,” though the title of the latter book is spelled “Authority of Hope” in the federal spending database. The embassy spent $3,885 for additional Indonesian copies of “The Audacity of Hope,” records show.

The U.S. Embassy in Turkey spent more than $3,700 in December 2009 for what purchasing records describe as “Copies of Barack Obama’s book in Turkish.”

In March, the U.S. Embassy in Paris spent more than $8,300 for French language copies of “Dreams From My Father.”

The Community Organizer in Chief is of course collecting royalties on this waste of dead trees.

Mr. Obama has earned far more writing books than he has earned holding government office. He reported from $1 million to $5 million in royalties in 2010 for “Dreams From My Father,” and between $100,001 and $1 million in royalties for “The Audacity of Hope.”

I wonder what the cut is for ghost-writing unrepentant communist terrorist Bill Ayers.

No competent politician would insult the public by allowing such an obvious conflict of interest.

Hopefully few people actually read the books we’re paying to distribute across the globe. In Dreams From My Father, Obama brags about his heavy use of illegal drugs and fantasizes about expunging the white blood from his veins. How the world must despise us for electing this punk.

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On a tip from Dave H.

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Oct 28 2011

Open Thread

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Compliments of Cons.Underground.

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Oct 28 2011

Steven Crowder on Occupy Wall Street Racism

Liberals twisted themselves into contortions trying to find anything racist about the Tea Party. Failing, they resorted to name-calling and lies. The left-wing losers at MSNBC became so desperate as to crop footage of an armed Tea Partier to hide his black skin and portray it as evidence that blacks would soon be shot.

Finding racism among the Occupy creepazoids is a less challenging task:

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Oct 28 2011

Solar Panel Farm Makes Air Unbreathable

Great news for the polar bears. Apple Inc. is setting up a 170-acre solar panel farm in Maiden, North Carolina, no doubt with lavish government support. It’s not such great news for those living in the area; the burning of trees to make room for the panels has filled their homes with smoke:

Zelda Vosburgh said the inside of her house smells like smoke, and her dogs haven’t wanted to go outside anymore. A neighbor on the backside of Apple’s property said smoke and ash drift up there, and being outside for just a minute is enough for the smell to cling to you, making it difficult to breathe.

Why are they complaining? Don’t they care about the environment?

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Creating cleaner air for the polar bears.

On a tip from Viking04.

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Oct 28 2011

Latest Idiotic Eco-fad: Environmental Concierges

Entrepreneurs have found opportunity amid the glut of well-heeled moonbats besieged by neurotic eco-guilt:

They will run your errands by bicycle, recommend a spa that gives vegan manicures or buy organic clothes for you and your dog. They will even book you a dream vacation and buy the appropriate carbon offsets.

Green living is just so much easier when you have your own personal environmental concierge.

“The problem with going green is that people think it takes so much work, so much effort, so much conscious decision-making,” said Letitia Burrell, president of Eco-Concierge NYC, a year-old business in Manhattan that tries to make it easy for people to rid their homes of toxins, hire sustainable-cuisine chefs and find organic dry cleaners.

Memberships range from $175 a month to $3,500 a year, depending on the level of service. Or you can opt for à la carte service at $25 to $50 an hour.

Fools and their money are not difficult to separate. The only problem is, they elect politicians who use coercion to separate other people from their money too.

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Environmental concierges broker carbon offset purchases.

On a tip from AC.

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Oct 28 2011

Occucommies Call for Killing Cops

An “informational” letter — copies of which were left on a table when Occupy Phoenix infested Cesar Chavez Park — calls for murdering law enforcement officers. A few lowlights:

When Should You Shoot A Cop? …

Even when people can recognize tyranny and oppression, they still usually talk about “working within the system”-the same system that is responsible for the tyranny and oppression. People want to believe that “the system” will, sooner or later, provide justice. The last thing they want to consider is that they should “illegally” resist-that if they want to achieve justice, they must become “criminals” and “terrorists,” which is what anyone who resists “legal” justice is automatically labeled. But history shows all too well that those who fight for freedom and justice almost always do so “illegally” – i.e., without the permission of the ruling class. …

If a cop decides to treat you like livestock, whether he does it “legally” or not, you will usually have only two options: submit, or kill the cop. …

Basic logic dictates that you either have an obligation to LET “law enforcers” have their way with you, or you have the right to STOP them from doing so, which will almost always require killing them.

The Arizona Counter-Terrorism Information Center has put out a memo (PDF) alerting law enforcement officers to this threat to their safety.

This will be another memo DHS Top Bureauweenie Janet Napolitano doesn’t get; she has already determined that the terror threat in this country comes not from moonbats or even Muslims, but from veterans, conservatives, and others far more likely to identify with the Tea Party than its polar opposite, Occupy Wall Street.

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Commies love fist symbols because they imply violence.

On tips from Ghost of FA Hayak and Wilberforce.

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Oct 28 2011

Michael Moore as a 99 Percenter

Tinseltown Marxist Michael Moore is worth $50 million. Yet he adamantly denies that he is part of the 1% wealthiest Americans that his fellow collectivists want to loot out of existence.

Moore may not be part of the 99%, but at least we can count on him to devour 99% of the cheese fries — unless Michelle Obama gets at them first. An exclusive photo from Zuccotti Park:

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Compliments of Aaron S. Tip from J.

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Oct 28 2011

Dustup Over EPA Overreach

According to the Supreme Court, the all-powerful EPA has the authority to regulate our very breath, so why shouldn’t it also regulate dust?

House members of the Energy and Commerce Committee bickered about the definition of dust in a hearing about a Republican bill to stop overreaching Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) regulations.

Democrats at the hearing on the Farm Dust Regulation Act of 2011 (HR 1633), sponsored by Rep. Kristi Noem (R.-S.D.), fired a number of vicious shots at the bill, calling it merely a red herring. They claimed that the EPA doesn’t regulate dust at all, and that the wording of the bill was intended to strip the EPA’s power to regulate other destructive particulates, such as soot from urban factories.

Totalitarian moonbats Henry Waxman (D-CA) and Edward Markey (D-MA) sneered at the idea that the EPA would ever regulate dust. Markey even cracked a lame joke about regulating pixie dust — which of course Democrats would never do, because it plays a key role in their energy policy.

Meanwhile, back in reality, over 100 agricultural groups support this effort to rein in the EPA. As Rep. Noem explains,

“Under current law, the EPA’s standards include all types of dust, including dust generated from agricultural activities and the dust that is typical of rural areas. This type of dust is naturally occurring and includes soil, windblown dust, and dust coming from dirt roads. I call it farm dust.

“Farmers and ranchers that are already subject to the standard for dust in ‘nonattainment’ areas like Arizona know its impact on businesses. In Arizona, it can cost some producers over $1,000 per day to comply with dust standards.”

The effects, as with literally everything inflicted on us by Demorrhoids: higher prices and higher unemployment.

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A dust storm hits Phoenix. Maybe the EPA should regulate the desert.

On a tip from Dan Feely.

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Oct 28 2011

Muslims and Moonbats Team Up Against Catholic University

A primary objective of both Islamofascists and liberals is to rid the world of any trace of Christianity. No wonder they work so well together. The Office of Human Rights is taking this campaign to Catholic University by investigating allegations that Muslims have been oppressed through exposure to Christian symbols:

The investigation alleges that Muslim students “must perform their prayers surrounded by symbols of Catholicism — e.g., a wooden crucifix, paintings of Jesus, pictures of priests and theologians which many Muslim students find inappropriate.”

You read that correctly. Christian symbols at an explicitly Christian university are considered “inappropriate.” That must be why Barack Hussein Obama insisted on covering them before he would speak at Georgetown.

Here’s an idea for Muslims. If they want to worship a bloodthirsty demon from the Dark Ages without being reminded of God, why don’t they grind their faces into the floor somewhere other than Catholic University?

The shyster behind the complaint is John Banzhaf, who is also a professor at George Washington University Law School. In the past he has gone after Catholic University in the courts for not having polysex dormitories.

Banzhaf said some Muslim students were particularly offended because they had to meditate in the school’s chapels “and at the cathedral that looms over the entire campus — the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception.”

They don’t necessarily have to tear down the Basilica. Maybe they can just spray paint a giant moon symbol on it — and also a pentagram to forestall future lawsuits on behalf of Satanists.

Patrick Reilly of the Cardinal Newman Society makes an observation that can be applied to most everything done under the banner of “civil rights” these days:

“This attorney is really turning civil rights on its head. He’s using the law for his own discrimination against the Catholic institution and essentially saying Catholic University cannot operate according to Catholic principles.”

On a wider scale, liberals are seeing to it that America cannot operate according to American principles.

John Banzhaf
Moonbat thug John Banzhaf.

On tips from SR, lonelypatriot, Bloodless Coup, Mary, and Secret Squirrel.

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Oct 28 2011

Where to Send the Occuzombies

Sooner or later every city afflicted with an Occupy infestation will have to stand up to anarchy and reclaim its public spaces from mobs of communists, criminals, derelicts, drug addicts, ACORN activists, and other assorted sociopathic lowlifes. What to do with them? Here’s an idea:

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Passed along by Bob Roberts.

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Oct 27 2011

Open Thread

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Compliments of Dan Feely.

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Oct 27 2011

How to Clear Out Occupy Infestations

You can chase out the hippies and communists with tear gas, as in Oakland, or you can do it the easy way:

On a tip from TrickleUpPolitics.

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Oct 27 2011

Sold Out by the Mental Health Industry

Behold liberals’ answer to the Tea Party. From Occupy San Francisco:

Best line:

“Okay, people have been sh***ing on the ground and publicly urinating, but we have a human condition, it’s called we go to the bathroom. And these are functions we need to protect as each other.”

Al Sharpton couldn’t have put it better.

Via Breitbart.tv, on a tip from Shawn.

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Oct 27 2011

Occupy Chicago Terror Links

If you want to see just how alarmingly unsavory leftist politics can get, head for Chicago, the city whose corrupt single-party machine produced Barack Hussein Obama. Check out who has been populating Occupy Chicago:

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Joe Iosbaker and Andy Thayer are hardly the only leftists in Chicago to be investigated by the FBI for involvement in terrorism. The unrepentant communist terrorist Bill Ayers launched Obama’s political career from his living room. Unsurprisingly, Comrade Obama’s political mentor is also on board with Occupy Chicago:

A member of this gang is now President of the United States.

On tips from Shawn and J. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

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Oct 27 2011

Over Half a $Million for Unused Handicap Ramp

This tale of terror from the statist utopia of San Francisco demonstrates not only why the insane Americans With Disabilities Act must be repealed at once, but why no matter how much Big Government loots from us, it will never be enough:

The city of San Francisco has completed work on a $515,000 wheelchair ramp that measures 10 feet.

It’s true. It all began last year when Board of Supervisors member Michela Alioto-Pier, who uses a wheelchair, complained that the dais serving the board’s meeting room in City Hall was not wheelchair-accessible. When she threatened to sue, the city went into overdrive to build a small ramp.

In typical bureaucratic fashion, a plan was procured. San Francisco City Hall is old by California standards, dating back to 1915. Because it’s a historic building, $50,000 was immediately spent to gain input from historical consultants. Next, an architectural and engineering firm was hired to design the ramp. Its bill was $170,000. Materials for the job cost $25,000, not including $49,000 for a brass handrail. Another $20,000 was spent on hazardous waste removal (what the heck they discovered that was so toxic was never disclosed). Labor costs for the project totaled a whopping $201,000.

At the end of the day, the fiscally insane San Francisco bureaucrats built a wheelchair ramp that cost $51,500 per linear foot.

At least Ms. Alioto-Pier has her precious ramp now — except that she left office before ever using it.

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Michela Alioto-Pier gets the last laugh on the taxpayers.

On a tip from Stephan the Original.

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Oct 27 2011

Forgotten Second-Rate Actor Calls for Conservatives to Be Put on Trial

Explicitly calling for the murder of Sarah Palin isn’t the only bright idea to come out of Hollywood recently. Actor Steven Weber (he used to be in a show called Wings) wants an Inquisition to rid the country of conservatives:

The scale of Right Wing sociopolitical sabotage necessitates a Nuremberg-scale trial for all the corporate agents and treasonous capitalisto-fascist architects of our democracy’s current and most pressing misery. From the blatant Republican policy doublespeak emanating from think-tank sponsored word doctors to the outright obstruction and lies expectorated by Republican congressional representatives and senators, the very concept of governance can only be considered once the culprits are removed.

This gibbering moron is a product of the milieu that excretes everything you see on a television or movie screen. Desperate attempts to revive forgotten, mediocre careers wouldn’t take this tone if it didn’t strike a receptive chord in Tinseltown.

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Steven Weber, another enlightened Hollywood intellectual. Via Inside Pulse.

On a tip from AC. Hat tip: Newsbusters.

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