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Mar 29 2012

WaPo Auto Review

With the Washington Compost, there is no escape from the moonbattery — not even in the auto reviews. Warren Brown compares the Mazda CX-5 to the Honda CR-V:

I like the clean design of the stately-bordering-on-prim Honda CR-V. It appeals to my inner Rick Santorum. But I absolutely love the swank swagger of the Mazda CX-5’s body. It addresses the dominant, motivating Barack and Michelle in me. There is an audacious flow about it front to rear.

The flow of Michelle’s rear is certainly audacious, especially considering that she tells the rest of us how much we can eat.

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Proving that Obamunist propaganda can be applied to literally everything.

On a tip from Just TheTip.

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Mar 29 2012

Numbers Tell the True Story

Even if the governmedia spin were correct and the shooting of Trayvon Martin were not a desperate act of self-defense, and even if you categorize the self-identified Hispanic George Zimmerman as white, the case would only deserve national interest as a man bites dog story. No amount of Establishment Left propaganda is going to change the fact that violent crime is disproportionately committed by blacks. Via the FBI, here are some homicide stats you won’t see on alphabet network news:

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Although they provide about half of the faces in TV commercials, blacks make up only 12% of the actual population of the USA.

Time to stop encouraging violence by demonizing whites and absolving blacks of responsibility.

Hat tip: The Real Revo. On a tip from TaterSalad.

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Mar 29 2012

Caption Barry

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Compliments of Mary.

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Mar 29 2012

Zimmerman Not Bloody Enough to Suit Liberal Media

The liberal lynch mob proclaims that George Zimmerman didn’t look sufficiently bloody after emergency crews had cleaned him up following his assault by Trayvon Martin. They must have missed this:

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As for what Zimmerman would have looked like afterward if he hadn’t been armed, the regrettably unarmed Carter Strange provides a clue:

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But then Strange lived. The media’s little angel Trayvon allegedly stated his intent to kill Zimmerman.

On tips from Don M, J, and Bob Roberts.

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Mar 29 2012

Moonbat Tech: Poop-Powered Rickshaw

Despite gargantuan subsidies and Comrade Obama’s salesmanship, the Chevy Volt didn’t work out so well. Maybe Government Motors would have better luck with something along the lines of the Denver Zoo’s poop-powered rickshaw:

The three-wheeled motorized rickshaw — believed to be the first hybrid-electric gasified tuk tuk — is designed to showcase the innovative energy system that will fuel the Toyota Elephant Passage exhibit, which opens June 1. …

The tuk tuk was purchased from Thailand and then re-engineered to run on gasified pellets made from animal droppings and trash generated by the zoo’s human visitors and employees.

Even some environmentalists might be bright enough to figure out that the electricity to run a Volt has to come from somewhere — namely coal, a power source the Obama Regime is aggressively shutting down. But so long as Democrats are in charge, we will never run out of fuel for vehicles that can run on BS.

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The vehicle that unlike our economy can run on liberal ideology.

On a tip from AC.

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Mar 29 2012

Gen45, Worst Case Scenario

The Moonbat Messiah humbly refers to the generation that elected him as Gen44, since it took 44 presidents for us to degenerate to him. Maybe with Gen45, America will bounce back — or maybe we’ll keep going down the road of Hopey Change:

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On a tip from Granny Jan.

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Mar 29 2012

Obama Camp Tells Republicans to Stop Politicizing Trayvon Martin

Since they have no shame and apparently no self-awareness, there is no limit to the hypocrisy of Democrats. Even as Dem Rep Bobby Rush, formerly of the Black Panthers, gets himself hauled off the House floor for wearing a hoodlum hoodie in solidarity with the dead thug Trayvon Martin, Barack Hussein’s Deputy Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter quacks this:

“His Republican opponents have jumped all over him because they do want to play politics with this issue. The President spoke from his heart on this, it was trying to emphasize with some parents who had just lost a child. … People have to stop politicizing it. It’s no surprise that some of our Republican opponents are trying to make an issue with this.”

Comrade Obama allegedly “spoke from his heart” when he politicized the incident and fanned the flames of racial discord by proclaiming that if he had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin. Actually, if Obama had a son with the Bitter Half, he would look more like this:

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On tips from Blue, Fiberal, Sam, J, and TED.

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Mar 29 2012

ObamaCare Powergrab From the Biden Perspective

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Joke Biden is right about one thing: ham-fisted federal seizure of control over health insurance is a “big f***ing deal.” There is a reason pawns like Bart Stupak were willing to fall on their swords to ram it down the country’s throat. ObamaCare is designed to lead inevitably and quickly to “single-payer” (i.e., Stalinized) healthcare, from which no formerly free and wealthy country has ever recovered.

Once government is the source of all healthcare, every conceivable power grab and intrusion can be justified. We will subsist completely at the mercy of the scum infesting Washington.

On a tip from Mary.

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Mar 28 2012

Open Thread

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Via iOwnTheWorld, on a tip from TED.

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Mar 28 2012

Executed for WWB in a GC

The demagogic race-baiting cretin exploiting the Trayvon Martin spectacle in this clip is a member of Congress (Hank Johnson, D-GA):

Trayvon Martin and those who elect the likes of Wank Johnson are the reason gated communities are necessary. As for anyone being executed: if George Zimmerman hadn’t been armed, he would be dead instead of Trayvon Martin — a far worse outcome.

Via Big Hollywood, on a tip from Henry.

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Mar 28 2012

Trayvon Martin Supporters Run Wild, Ransack and Loot Walgreens

Trayvon Martin admirers found an appropriate way to honor the memory of the dead thug — by ransacking and looting a store:

North Miami Beach High School students scheduled a walkout march [in honor of Trayvon Martin] in North Miami Beach last Friday.

During the march, surveillance video at a Walgreens on Northeast 163rd Street showed approximately 100 students from the school veering off and storming into the store. The students can be seen running up and down the aisles for about five minutes.

An assistant principal appears moments later and orders the students back outside.

No crimes were captured on camera; however, the floors of the Walgreens were littered with items from the shelves, indicating the students knocked over the products.

Police say some of the items were knocked over accidentally but a candle display inside the store was deliberately damaged and some merchandise was stolen. The damage is estimated at $1,000. …

“Yeah, they grabbed like bags of Skittles and stuff, throwing it at the police car,” said student protester Kayosha White.

No doubt Saint Skittles would approve.

The alliance of people like this and the still less appealing liberal fools who demand that we revere them constitutes our ruling class.

Silent video of Trayvon Martin memorial service.

On tips from SR, AC, and Don M.

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Mar 28 2012

Moonbat Tech: Eco-Friendly Sex Toy

Moonbats can now engage in empty sex and save the polar bears at the same time — and they don’t even have to find a partner. Introducing the solar-powered vibrator:

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A downside: they may have to be out in the sunshine to use it.

Hat tip: I’m a Man! I’m 41!

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Mar 28 2012

Media Demon George Zimmerman Is Registered Democrat

They say a Republican is a Democrat who has been mugged. If George Zimmerman switches parties, that might be amended to a Democrat who has had his head bashed against the sidewalk by a vicious thug, and who has then been demonized by the branch of the Democrat Party known inappropriately as the “mainstream” media.

Yes, the “white” Hispanic we have all been trained to hate — who has been in hiding for fear of his life, and who has had a bounty placed on his head by Obama’s New Black Panther friends — is a registered Democrat:

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Live and learn, right George?

On tips from J, Blue, Byron, and Scott.

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Mar 28 2012

NYC Educrats Suppress Long List of Words

The next edition of the Newspeak dictionary will be substantially thinner, now that the clowns running New York City’s education establishment have declared a long list of words to be forbidden:

The New York City Department of Education is waging a war on words of sorts, and is seeking to have words they deem upsetting removed from standardized tests.

Fearing that certain words and topics can make students feel unpleasant, officials are requesting 50 or so words be removed from city-issued tests.

The list of banned words and subjects includes:

• Birthday celebrations (and birthdays)
• Cigarettes (and other smoking paraphernalia)
• Computers in the home (acceptable in a school or library setting)
• Crime
• Homes with swimming pools
• Hunting
• Junk food
• Loss of employment
• Politics
• Religion
• Religious holidays and festivals (including but not limited to Christmas, Yom Kippur, and Ramadan)
• Terrorism
• Weapons (guns, knives, etc.)

Soon it will be more efficient for educrats to issue lists of words that are still permitted. This list will eventually be pared down to “Mmm, mmm, mmm! Barack Hussein Obama.”

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Schools Chancellor Dennis Walcott keeps children safe from dangerous words.

On tips from Fiberal, Dave H, and RAK.

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Mar 28 2012

In Attempt to Get George Zimmerman Killed, Spike Lee Retweets the Wrong Address

Left-wing director Spike Lee, a favorite of particularly phony liberal trendoids, retweeted George Zimmerman’s address to his moonbat followers, in hopes of getting him killed or at the very least getting his house burned down as punishment for the neighborhood watch captain defending himself from the vicious punk who was bashing his head against the sidewalk. Spike not being very bright, he sent out the wrong address:

An elderly Florida couple have been forced to move into a hotel after their home address was wrongly tweeted as belonging to the man who shot teen Trayvon Martin.

The tweets were traced back to a man in California and the address was also reportedly retweeted by director Spike Lee to his almost 250,000 followers.

The couple, aged 70 and 72, have been harassed with hate mail, been hassled by media and had scared neighbors questioning them since the tweet, their son Chip Humble told the Orlando Sentinel.

Fearful for their safety, and hoping to escape the spotlight, the couple have temporarily moved to a hotel.

The confusion seems to stem from the fact the woman’s son is named William George Zimmerman and he lived briefly at the address in 1995.

When William Zimmerman pleaded with the man who tweeted the address, the man responded, “Black power all day. No justice, no peace” along with an obscenity.

That is the closest thing to a reasonable conversation you can have with the sort who would glorify Trayvon Martin.

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Spike Lee: almost as stupid as he is vile.

On tips from J, SR, Bob Roberts, Kate, Byron, Smorfia48, and FrankW.

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Mar 28 2012

Obama Regime Moves to Kill Coal Industry

In terms of energy, coal is our most abundant resource. That is why it is used to generate about half of our electricity, and why Barack Hussein Obama promised before he was elected to make energy prices “skyrocket” by crippling the coal industry with malevolent regulations openly intended to bankrupt it. Using the most frightening bureaucracy in the entire malignant behemoth that calls itself our government, Obama has made good on this threat by targeting dozens of coal plants for destruction. Now his EPA delivers the death blow:

The Obama administration proposed on Tuesday the first rules to cut carbon dioxide emissions from new U.S. power plants, a move hotly contested by Republicans and industry in an election year.

The Environmental Protection Agency’s proposal would effectively stop the building of most new coal-fired plants in an industry that is moving rapidly to more natural gas.

Natural gas is obtained largely by fracking, which liberals also oppose. If Obama is reelected, it will almost certainly be severely curtailed if not banned.

While the proposal does not dictate which fuels a plant can burn, it requires any new coal plants to use costly technology to capture and store the emissions underground. Any new coal-fired plants would have to halve carbon dioxide emissions to match those of gas plants.

Carbon dioxide, an essential plant nutrient that is produced by literally all human activity including breathing, has never been proven to be in any way harmful, except in the fever dreams of rabidly anti-human environmentalist fanatics.

Under the new standards, coal plants could add equipment to capture and bury underground for permanent storage their carbon emissions. The rules give utilities time to get those systems running, by requiring they average the emissions cuts over 30 years. Still, the coal-burning industry says that carbon capture and storage, known as CCS, is not yet commercially available.

Jackson said the EPA believes the technology will be ready soon. “Every model that we’ve seen shows that technology as it develops will become commercially available certainly within the next 10 years”.

If our socialist rulers can predict what the weather will be like decades from now if they don’t impose further taxes and regulations, why shouldn’t they be able to predict what technologies will exist? Their authoritarian arrogance has grown so vast that they believe reality itself is subject to bureaucratic coercion.

The consequences of this lunacy for our economy will be obvious to an idiot, and possibly even to some Democrats.

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They will soon have us shivering in the dark.

On tips from AC, Shawn, and J.

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Mar 28 2012

Trayvon Martin, Violent Burglarizing Tattooed Drug-Dealing Angel

Some have characterized the liberal media’s darling Trayvon Martin as a violent punk who, having been caught at school with a bag containing women’s jewelry and a burglary tool, was likely to have been casing properties for further thefts when he attracted the attention of the neighborhood watch captain whose head he bashed on the sidewalk. But there was more to the multifaceted Trayvon.

For example, he was also a drug dealer. At the time of his demise, Trayvon was suspended for school after authorities caught him with marijuana. Then there is this:

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According to my Ebonics dictionary, “damn were u at a nigga needa plant” means a regular customer wanted to locate him to carry out a drug deal.

In Trayvon’s defense, one of his tattoos featured his mom’s name:

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His mom is sometimes named Sybrina Fulton, except when she’s named Sabrina Fulton.

I can already hear the “mainstream journalists” bleat, How can you fault a boy who loved his mother?

On a tip from Chrissy in the Bay Area.

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Mar 28 2012

Looter Sues Over Baby Rat Bite

What a wonderful time to be a lawyer. The lawsuit looting spree has even spread to the Great White North:

Trisha Fulawka is suing Petland, alleging she is suffering from post-traumatic stress, nightmares, lingering injuries and continued pain after she was repeatedly bitten by a rat last year at the company’s store on Regent Avenue West in Winnipeg. …

Petland district manager Lori Anderson said the domestic rat that bit Fulawka was a baby, adding it was being kept at the rear of the store for more socializing because it was skittish and would bite when handled.

Anderson said Fulawka picked up the animal against the advice of the store’s staff, adding she was insistent she wanted to handle it.

“This lady was very insistent, that she had 14 pet rats and she was very, very experienced and she didn’t believe that she would be having a problem with them.”

Fulawka has cut back on her working hours, allegedly having been partially disabled by the baby rat. She probably won’t need to work at all if her demands for “unspecified aggravated and special damages” are met.

Under liberalism, the fastest way to get ahead is to become a helpless victim. Already this has caused people to degenerate to the point of being debilitated by even the most minor injuries.

Imagine how pathetic we will become in a few generations if the reign of moonbattery continues. Baby rats won’t even have to bite; a cross look will be enough to permanently traumatize.

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A baby rat savagely attacks.

On a tip from Robert S. Pierre.

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Mar 28 2012

Elected Officials Show Solidarity With Dead Hoodlum

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The hoodlum hoodies in the picture above have a righteous significance. They represent solidarity with a dead punk who was shot while bashing a neighborhood watch captain’s head on the sidewalk.

These clowns are members of the New York State legislature. No wonder the Empire State is circling the drain. Would you put the Trayvon Martin fan club in charge of spending everyone else’s money?

On a tip from Hail The Amberlamps!

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Mar 28 2012

Obama’s Ego Hatches Gen44

If there is anything more absurd than Barry Soetoro’s Affirmative Action presidency, it is his ego, which his fellow liberals have helped him inflate to grotesque proportions. He has now taken hubris to the laughable extreme of naming an entire generation after himself. Zombie writes:

Redefining the parameters of narcissism and megalomania, some dude named Barack Obama has renamed an entire generation of Americans as “Gen44″ — that’s “44″ as in the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama. …

The Twittersphere is already turning the hashtag #Gen44 into an hilarious Obama-bashing fiesta, something I heartily recommend you join if you’re familiar with this newfangled “Twitter” thingamajig.

Michelle Malkin’s new Twitter-trend-following site “Twitchy” has already compiled some of the more memorable Tweets, such as “I’m not #gen44, I work for a living. I’m #gen1040″ and “#gen44: Because this time I want Obama to win all 57 States.”

I’m looking forward to Gen45:

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