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May 29 2012

Barack’s Backstory

The more people know about Barack Hussein Obama, the less they like him — and we’re still relying largely on his probably ghostwritten autobiographies for information, since the establishment media that hyped him into office still refuses to look into his background. These days we know everything about everyone — except Obama. Ezra Levant wonders why:

On a tip from Shawn M.

May 29 2012

Tomorrow’s News Today

Here’s what will likely happen if Obama is reelected, and the shock of grown-ups realizing that it will be another four years before a meaningful recovery can begin helps Ben Bernanke bring down the dollar:

May 29 2012

Separated at Birth?

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes has apologized for declaring that he feels “uncomfortable” calling American troops heroes. Now will he apologize for stealing his kooky colleague Rachel Maddow’s face?

chris-hayes  rachel-maddow

Have these two ever been seen together?

Say they are separate people, and Madcow manages to get him pregnant. The offspring would perfectly personify the liberal elite.

On tips from Maudie N Mandeville and Wingmann.

May 29 2012

Farrakhan Denounces Whites, America

Thank you, Louis Farrakhan, for saying out loud what most of your ideological compadres aren’t quite crazy enough to admit to thinking:

The oft controversial minister began by disparaging “White Mexicans” of Spanish decent before announcing that “Africans were in that part of the World [Mexico] maybe before [Mexicans] got there.” The minister lamented that illegal Mexicans are called “aliens” and declared that Americans “ought to be praising the Mexicans because we living on land that was once theirs.”

Farrakhan went on to declare that he was “sad that Mexico lost California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado” after the Mexican-American War “trickery.” This led to the minister generalizing about the American people as “a people that make war and blame the person they makin’ war on and then take your land.”

However, The minister sounded overjoyed that minority births outnumber white births in America, according to recent US Census reports. Given the news, Farrakhan noted that white people will soon “be the minority in their own country that they took from the native people.”

By “native people,” he means everyone except the hated white man, regardless of who came when from where. When whites do become a minority in the USA, life for our descendents will be nasty, brutish, and short. Yet our displacement from our country is evidently a policy of our government.

Despite the lifetime achievement award his church of 20 years bestowed upon Farrakhan for spewing this type of anti-Caucasian, anti-American rhetoric, it would be unfair to lump Barack Hussein Obama in with Farrakhan. Ideologically, there is a sliver of daylight between them. When he helped organize Calypso Louie’s Million Man March, Obama complained about the emphasis on self-reliance.


On a tip from Wingmann.

May 29 2012

Disgrace of the Day

Would it make you sick to watch a loogie sliding down the Vietnam Veterans Memorial? Then shield your eyes from the Regime’s highly exploitative post-Memorial Day Picture of the Day:


Those names represent heroes who died fighting socialism, not crypto-Marxist weenies who prospered by ramming it down America’s throat.

On a tip from Mary.

May 29 2012

Obama Turns Illegal Immigration Weapon on Israel

Obama et al.’s strategy for turning Arizona into a blue state is hardly secret. They refuse to defend the border, prevent local authorities from enforcing immigration law, then bribe illegal immigrants with our money to colonize the Grand Canyon State. If it works, the proudly individualist land of Barry Goldwater will soon become a vast rotting ghetto of sniveling collectivist parasites. Obama is now applying a similar strategy to another place he doesn’t like — Israel, where the demographic conquest is coming from Africa:

Israel … has found itself being swamped by unwelcome African migrants who have poured over the border with Egypt… [T]hat tiny Israel should be considered the solution for African poverty is absurd. …

The Jewish tradition of caring for the homeless and the stranger has created a large degree of sympathy for the African migrants in Israel. But while it was possible for the country to take in the initial small numbers who found their way there, including those seeking political asylum, now that the rate is up to 1,000 new illegals a month, the situation has gotten out of hand. Israel simply hasn’t the ability to care for or employ that many people who have no ties to the place.

Of course it doesn’t; that’s why Obama is making the swamping of Israel by African immigrants a pet project:

In a highly disturbing piece of news over at Kr8 Israeli Patriot, the online magazine reports that the Obama administration is providing funds to Israel (via the UN) for every illegal African immigrant that enters the Jewish state.

US taxpayers are paying $1,000–$2,000 per illegal alien per month to displace the population of Israel with Africans.

Why isn’t Obama giving funds to help many of Israel’s Jewish Ethiopian community to settle in? These were refugees airlifted to Israel in several high profile operations and who still face difficulty getting used to a new way of life. Is this because they’re Jewish Mr. Obama?

After 20 years of soaking up the anti-Semitic rants of Jeremiah Wright, it’s likely that Obama isn’t fond of Jews.

Or is it because they’re not Muslims hell-bent on jihad?

At least Obama’s foreign policy will allow Israelis to experience the joys of multiculturalism on their way to oblivion.

Obama exports the strategy to Israel.

Hat tip: Atlas Shrugs. On a tip from Shawn.

May 29 2012

Who Is the Coolest Countermoonbat in the Blogosphere?

Cast your vote at I’m a Man! I’m 41! The poll got Pamela Geller’s fans so excited, they brought the server down on Saturday, but all is running smoothly now.


On a tip from Jodie.

May 29 2012

Chris Hayes Snivels, Crawls, Apologizes

While the rest of us honored America’s heroes yesterday, effete metrosexual Chris Hayes of MSNBC was issuing a sniveling apology for his Sunday proclamation that he feels “uncomfortable” using that term for bloodthirsty Christofascist jingoist homophobic oppressors of the righteously victimized because it is “rhetorically proximate” to saying it’s okay to fight America’s enemies.

Similarly, I feel uncomfortable calling members of the lib media “Americans.”

Not that long ago, lefties spat on troops returning from conflict. Now they duckspeak about rhetorical approximations and hide behind insincere apologies as soon as someone points out what vermin they are. Even liberals should have the courage of their convictions. But the moonbats at NBC News aren’t exactly heroes.

Unworthy of respect at any level.

On tips from G. Fox, SR, TrickleUpPolitics, and Shawn.

May 29 2012

Weiner Truthers Expose Their Own Pathetic Delusions

Despite counting such leading luminaries as Obama’s former Green Jobs Czar Van Jones in their ranks, 9/11 Truthers never did get to the bottom of how George W. Bush flew those planes into the World Trade Center. Maybe the new breed of Truthers will have better luck. Introducing Weiner Truthers:

New York congressman Anthony Weiner resigned in disgrace a full year ago, admitting to having sent lewd photos to female fans of his on Twitter.

But for one corner of the Internet, Weinergate is very much not over. A group of liberal bloggers believe that Anthony Weiner was blackmailed by Andrew Breitbart into a false confession, and are carrying out a lonely Twitter crusade to spread their theory — in spite of the fact that Weiner himself has never claimed this to be the case. …

A major locus of modern Weiner trutherism is, a site “dedicated to unmasking the underbelly of Andrew Breitbart and his crew of rogues, criminals, wannabe journalists, various right wing extremists and the religious intolerant,” per its “About Us” section.

Even from the beyond the grave, Breitbart drives them to distraction.

Hang in there, Weiner fans. If you just keep his name in the public mind, his contributions to Democrat morality will surely help Obama et al. in the fall.

Even if they don’t clear his name, he’s still in the running for a Nobel Prize.

On a tip from Ghost of FA Hayek.

May 29 2012

SF Bureaucrat Communicates With Dead Pervert by Ouija Board

San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors wouldn’t resolve to take over from the Navy the responsibility for naming battleships so that one could be named after Harvey Milk, a peacenik moonbat whose main accomplishment was to be openly homosexual, without due consideration. Here is how one member came to make his weighty decision:

A San Francisco supervisor says he consulted a Ouija board before city leaders voted on whether to recommend naming a Navy ship after slain gay rights activist Harvey Milk.

Supervisor John Avalos tells the San Francisco Chronicle ( that he believes he made contact with Milk’s spirit and that Milk spelled out letters indicating: “Good riddance to don’t ask, don’t tell.”

If only the decision-makers in DC had their feet planted this firmly on the ground.

San Fransicko bureauweenies might have settled for naming a street after Milk, but San Diego beat them to it. So they did the next most disgraceful thing by naming one after Nancy Pelosi instead.

Also known as the Hershey Highway.

On a tip from John H.

May 28 2012

Open Thread


Via The People’s Cube, on a tip from Bob Roberts.

May 28 2012

Not Hiring Until Obama Is Gone

Not every company is going to state the policy on its vehicles. But there is no doubt that Bill Looman isn’t the only employer just holding on tight, trying to survive until Obama is out of there:

Once Hopey Change is history, it will be safe to invest in employees again. If Obama loses, the recovery will begin before he even leaves office.

On a tip from Gerry.

May 28 2012

Too Ignorant

I can’t say it because it would be racist. Fortunately this guy says it for me:

On a tip from Shawn.

May 28 2012



Compliments of Stormfax.

May 28 2012

The Choom-Head in Chief

Compliments of Zappatrust.

Listening him dredge up tired Marxist rhetoric as he denounces the economic success his policies make so difficult, you might consider the Moonbat Messiah incapable of innovation. But he has shown creative imagination in one area:

Now a soon-to-be published biography by David Maraniss entitled “Barack Obama: The Story” gives more detail on Obama’s pot-smoking days, complete with testimonials from young Barry Obama’s high school buddies, a group that went by the name “the Choom Gang.” Choom was slang for smoking marijuana.

Maraniss portrays the teenage Obama as not just a pot smoker, but a pot-smoking innovator.

“As a member of the Choom Gang,” Maraniss writes, “Barry Obama was known for starting a few pot-smoking trends.”

The first Obama-inspired trend: “Total Absorption” or “TA”.

“TA was the opposite of Bill Clinton’s claim that as a Rhodes scholar at Oxford he smoked dope but never inhaled,” explains Maraniss. Here’s how it worked: If you exhaled prematurely when you were with the Choom Gang, “you were assessed a penalty and your turn was skipped the next time the joint came around.”

As one of Obama’s old high school buddies tells Maraniss: “Wasting good bud smoke was not tolerated.”

Another Obama innovation: “Roof Hits.”

“When they were chooming in a car all the windows had to be rolled up so no smoke blew out and went to waste; when the pot was gone, they tilted their heads back and sucked in the last bit of smoke from the ceiling.”

roof hits

Maraniss also says Obama was known for his “Interceptions”: “When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted ‘Intercepted!,’ and took an extra hit.”

Obama’s supplier was a guy named Ray who was latter killed with a ball-peen hammer by a scorned homosexual. What was that Obama said about judging him by the company he has kept?

Maraniss concludes his chapter on Obama’s high school years by looking at a note Obama had written in his high school yearbook in a section reserved for students to give a line or two giving thanks to those who helped along the way.

Obama had written this: “Thanks Tut [his grandmother], Gramps, Choom Gang, and Ray for all the good times.”

Maraniss notes: “Ray was the older guy who hung around the Choom Gang, selling them pot. A hippie drug dealer made his acknowledgements; his mother did not.”

A born leader knows how to set priorities.

Cons.Underground provides a rare photo of Barry Soetoro living it up with other members of the Choom Gang:


On a tip from Mary.

May 28 2012

Armed Forces Medley

There’s nothing like a little pageantry to send the moonbats scuttling off in horror:

On at tip from G. Fox.

May 27 2012

Open Thread


Hat tip: Lee.

May 27 2012

Nanny State Becomes Pimp State

The word for this is advocacy:

One New York high school is making condoms available to students as they leave the prom, and the decision is sparking heated debate from many.

Penny Nance, president of Concerned Women for America, pointedly said that this is a case of a school overstepping its boundaries and “reaching into an area that is a parental responsibility.”

A degenerate statist counters by snarling like a rabid dog:

Coming next: clean needles so that students can shoot up after the prom without risking hepatitis.

On a tip from The MaryHunter.

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