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Jun 28 2012

Obama’s Katrina

W will never live down his supposed misdeeds regarding Katrina, so let’s not forget about the appalling incompetence of Obama’s response to Deepwater Horizon, which was acknowledged at the time even by the Moonbat Messiah’s amen corner in the liberal media:

Hat tip: The Real Revo, on a tip from TaterSalad.

Jun 28 2012

New Black Panther Declares That Killing Whiteys Once Is Not Enough

General Taco (an acronym for Taking All Capitalists Out) spreads more of the inter-racially harmonious sweetness and light for which his New Black Panther Party is well known. After advocating that Caucasians be hunted down and killed, he proclaims:

“Once [white people] die, we should dig ‘em up, and kill ‘em again, bury ‘em, dig ‘em up, and kill ‘em again, and again, and again!”

As for where the welfare checks will come from when all the white people have been killed and killed again, apparently General Taco is content to cross that bridge when he comes to it.

The NBPP farce would be funnier if its allies weren’t in control of the Executive Branch of the federal government (see here and here and here and here).

Warning: Obama’s allies’ ravings aren’t for delicate ears.

On a tip from J.

Jun 28 2012


Don’t imagine they don’t know what they are doing to our country. Check out the look of pure satanic malice on the face of the Redistributor in Chief as he signed away our healthcare system, surrounded by socialist rats:


Whatever America did to earn their hatred, liberals are certainly taking their revenge.

On a tip from Shawn.

Jun 28 2012

Obama Decree Puts Illegal Aliens on Unemployment Compensation

Rather than try to get amnesty for millions upon millions of illegal aliens through the legislature, Obama has found it more convenient to simply ram amnesty through piecemeal with executive orders and policy dictates. His high-handed moonbattery will also prove convenient for the high percentage of illegal aliens who collect welfare benefits:

Federal officials have 60 days to prepare for an onslaught of young illegal immigrants eager to apply for “deferred” deportation and work permits under the recently announced Obama administration directive that could affect up to 800,000 people living in the U.S. …

State officials, too, are preparing for a shift because those working under temporary work permits can receive Colorado unemployment insurance if they lose their job through no fault of their own.

That is, illegal aliens now officially qualify to get paid for not having a job. They can make much more money sponging off others in the USA than they could working their tails off back in their own country.

The red carpet our quisling rulers have rolled out couldn’t get much plusher. For the sake of energy conservation, the last one out of Mexico is requested to please turn off the lights.


On a tip from Bill T. Hat tip: Dan Stein.

Jun 28 2012

Quote of the Day

Because there is no higher authority than the Supreme Court, whatever it says is true — no matter how absurd. If a majority of the Supremes decide that ObamaCare is constitutional, then it is, 9th and 10th Amendments be damned. Decorum has been damned too, as Demorrhoids celebrate the big victory for authoritarian collectivism.

The ACORN/SEIU-affiliated Patrick Gaspard was National Political Director of Obama’s 2008 campaign, and now serves as Executive Director of the Democratic National Committee. In light of John Roberts’s seeming defection to the court’s left wing and the subsequent upholding of ObamaCare, Gaspard reached across the aisle with this less than gracious tweet:

“it’s constitutional. Bitches.”

At least now we can drop the working-together-to-find-middle-ground road apple. The Democrat Party and its allies are completely devoted to dragging America down into socialism, with all the poverty and tyranny that will inevitably entail. All of us worthy to call ourselves Americans must be completely devoted to stopping them.

By grinding their arrogant authoritarianism in the country’s face, Obama, Gaspard, et al. are laying the groundwork for patriots to turn this into a Pyrrhic victory for the internal enemies our Constitution was intended to defend us against.

May Gaspard’s gloating last no longer than November.

On a tip from Artfldgr.

Jun 28 2012

Scientists Investigate How to “Cure” Politically Incorrect Attitudes

Now that turncoat justice John Roberts has handed over control of the healthcare system to the federal bureaucracy, the next question for Democrats is how to use it to eradicate resistance to their triumphant ideology. For example, “racism” isn’t a matter of learning from experience; it is a disease to be cured. Appropriate research is already underway:

A research review from neuroscientists is further supporting the theory that racism — at least a component of it — is innate and therefore could be treated.

Neuroscientist Elizabeth Phelps from New York University and her colleagues evaluated 17 different brain studies and expounded upon research she published more than a decade ago that first showed race preferences could be linked to brain activity. Phelps, who was interviewed by the journal Nature, explained that the area of the brain that detects race also is closely tied to an emotional response. She explains that even in people who have the [politically] correct intentions — are “motivated to be non-prejudiced” — a part of the brain picks up on unintentional racist responses while another part of the brain regulates these responses as you choose not to act upon them. …

Believing that the ”neural circuitry of race, emotion and decision-making” overlaps, the researchers in the study state further studies could evaluate how to “recognize and respond to variations in race and its influence on unintended race-based attitudes and decisions.” Earlier this year, for example, a study by another group found that giving test subjects a blood-pressure lowering drug reduced subconscious racism.

According to The Australian, neuroscientist Anthony Harris with Sydney University agreed that testing how to “treat” inherent racism was next up for neurological studies.

This will be followed by studies on how to “treat” resistance to high levels of taxation.

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Government scientists will cure our incorrect thoughts.

On a tip from Henry.

Jun 28 2012

Supremes Uphold ObamaCare


We knew better than to entrust our liberty to the statist oligarchs on the Supreme Court, didn’t we?

The ObamaCare power grab absolutely must be repealed before it becomes entrenched. This means that Republicans must take control of both houses of Congress as well as the White House. It is no exaggeration to say our nation is at stake. Socialized medicine not only destroyed healthcare in Britain but reduced it to a second-rate country; it will do the same to us.

On a tip from Varla.

Jun 28 2012

Poverty Wins

Our rulers will keep fighting with our money until there isn’t any more, but the War on Poverty is over. Poverty won:

Federal welfare spending in fiscal year 2011 totaled $668 billion, spread out over 126 programs, while the poverty rate remains high at 15.1 percent, roughly where it was in 1965, when President Johnson declared a federal War on Poverty.

In 1966, the first year after Johnson declared war on poverty, the national poverty rate was 14.7 percent, according to Census Bureau figures.

Trillions of dollars have been poured down this rat hole. In return we received festering ghettos full of rot. Oh, and Democrats received a solid voter base.

As with all forms of destructive spending, Obama has been jacking it through the roof, characteristically producing no constructive result.

In fiscal year 2008, anti-poverty spending was $475 billion. In fiscal year 2009, when Obama took office, it had risen to $590 billion.

It must all be the fault of the recession allegedly caused by his predecessor, right? Wrong.

[A]ccording to the administration’s own projections, federal welfare spending is unlikely to decline even after the economy recovers — further evidence that not all of the increase in spending is recession-related.

“All this spending has not bought an ap­preciable reduction in poverty,” the study says. “[T]he poverty rate has remained relatively constant since 1965, despite rising welfare spending.”

Lavishly subsidizing poverty and using confiscatory taxation to punish people for working does not reduce poverty. Who would have guessed?

On a tip from Shawn.

Jun 28 2012

British Journalist Invited to Join in Egypt’s Arab Spring Celebrations

Journalist Natasha Smith learns why a country that has just been taken over by Islamists isn’t the best place for Western women to be seen on the streets:

The atmosphere was one of jubilation, excitement, and happiness as I walked, accompanied by two male companions for safety along Kasr El Nil bridge. I had had an awful day, caused by problems in personal relationships, so I was so happy to be in such a wonderful environment, getting such amazing footage. Women, children and fathers smiled, waved, and cheered happily at the camera, calling out the widely used phrase “welcome to Egypt! Welcome!”. Fireworks lit up the sky. It was a moving and captivating experience.

Just as I realised I had reached the end of the bridge, I noticed the crowd became thicker, and decided immediately to turn around to avoid Tahrir Square. My friends and I tried to leave. I tried to put my camera back in my rucksack.

But in a split second, everything changed. Men had been groping me for a while, but suddenly, something shifted. I found myself being dragged from my male friend, groped all over, with increasing force and aggression. I screamed. I could see what was happening and I saw that I was powerless to stop it. I couldn’t believe I had got into this situation.

My friend did everything he could to hold onto me. But hundreds of men were dragging me away, kicking and screaming. I was pushed onto a small platform as the crowd surged, where I was hunched over, determined to protect my camera. But it was no use. My camera was snatched from my grasp. My rucksack was torn from my back – it was so crowded that I didn’t even feel it. The mob stumbled off the platform – I twisted my ankle.

Men began to rip off my clothes. I was stripped naked. Their insatiable appetite to hurt me heightened. These men, hundreds of them, had turned from humans to animals.

Hundreds of men pulled my limbs apart and threw me around. They were scratching and clenching my breasts and forcing their fingers inside me in every possible way. So many men. All I could see was leering faces, more and more faces sneering and jeering as I was tossed around like fresh meat among starving lions. … I was dragged naked across the dirty ground. Men pulled my blonde hair — a beacon of my alien identity.

How would you expect hardcore Muslims to celebrate their triumphant Arab Spring? Pretending it is the Religion of Peace may make liberals feel good about themselves, but it won’t make evil less savage.

Natasha Smith gets a hard lesson in Islam.

On a tip from Smorfia48.

Jun 27 2012

Open Thread


Passed along by Merchant of Venom.

Jun 27 2012

Department of Social Justice’s Arizona Racism Hotline

As part of its war of demographic displacement on Arizona, the Obama Regime has set up a hotline allowing illegal aliens to go over the head of local authorities to get help from their quisling enablers in Washington. SooperMexican called the number:

On tips from Shawn. Hat tip: The Right Scoop.

Jun 27 2012

Confused Moonbats Protest Karl Rove

During W’s presidency, I once heard a Democrat gasp in all seriousness that the mild-mannered, politically moderate advisor Karl Rove might declare martial law, setting himself up as dictator. The bizarre phenomenon of Rovophobia continues among hardcore moonbats even now as a result of Rove’s fundraising efforts — although not all the zombies comprising liberal mobs even know who Karl Rove is:

Organized protesters set out to counter the issue of money in politics while marching over a mile through Washington DC last week. The heat index was a blistering 90 degrees, which seemed to add to the marchers’ aggression for their target, former Bush Administration Senior Adviser and Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove. …

Many of the protesters took issue with the success of Rove’s 501c4, stating it should be “illegal” even though they were themselves proud representatives of 501c4s. This conflation begs the question: Do these organized protesters even know why they are marching? Or do they even know who they are marching against?

Here’s the answer:

On a tip from TrickleUpPolitics.

Jun 27 2012

Cher Guevara


A great mystery has been solved. Cher and drunken radio hostess Randi Rodent have explained that the reason not all Americans have obeyed the “mainstream” media by embracing Obama’s anti-American collectivist agenda is RACISM. Cher’s solution: revolution.

Compliments of Cons.Underground.

Jun 27 2012

Fired for Not Accepting EBT Cards for Cigarettes

It’s not nice for clerks to oppress the underprivileged by refusing to accept EBT cards for their cigarettes. One in New Hampshire has been punished:

Jackie Whiton, a six-year employee of the Big Apple, said she was fired after a dispute with her boss over accepting EBT cards as payment for cigarettes.

“I gave two weeks’ notice and tried to bow out gracefully,” said Whiton, of Antrim. “But the next day, I was fired.”

Whiton said she declined to accept an EBT card as payment for a package of cigarettes. The Electronic Benefit Transfer cards are used by state benefits departments to issue cash to recipients, and they can be used like debit cards.

Whiton said her boss told her she can’t refuse to sell beer and cigarettes to customers, because, according to the Department of Health and Human Services, EBT or state assistance money can be used to purchase tobacco products.

Let Jackie Whiton serve as an example of what happens to those who would stand athwart the glorious path to collectivist utopia.

Now for an R-rated public service announcement on the benefits of EBT cards:

On tips from TheWrightWing, Byron, Freedom by the Blade, and Artfldgr. Hat tip: Howie Carr.

Jun 27 2012

Kraft Foods Climbs Aboard the Homosexual Bandwagon

I have eaten my last Oreo, having laid eyes on this:


Via ABC News:

America’s favorite cookie is stirring up more than milk today after Kraft Foods posted a gay pride Oreo on the cookie’s Facebook page.

Oreo posted the photoshopped picture of an Oreo cookie stuffed with rainbow-colored layers of frosting Monday evening with the caption “Proudly support love!”

Liberalism once referred to individual liberty. Now it is synonymous with authoritarian oligarchical collectivism. Likewise, love apparently now refers to sickening acts of depravity responsible for countless death through AIDS and other horrific diseases.

What corporations hope to accomplish by helping the government ram the extremely distasteful homosexual agenda down our throats is difficult to imagine, but it has been clear for years that advertising now serves primarily to push political correctness, and only sells products as an afterthought.

What comes next, after adult homosexuality has been sufficiently normalized? Ask Jerry Sandusky.

The one thing we know for sure is that so long as they encounter no meaningful resistance, moonbats will always continue to push the envelope.

On tips from Winston Smith, Bob Roberts, Shawn, and Viking04.

Jun 27 2012

ADA Used to Impose All Manner of Lunacy

The demented lawsuit bonanza known as the Americans With Disabilities Act has not yet inspired us to rebel, so bureaucrats tightened the screws still further with the “Revised ADA Standards for Accessible Design,” in affect as of March 15.

The 2010 ADA standards for Accessible Design require that at least 50 percent of golf holes on miniature golf courses be “accessible” — with a ground space that is “48 inches minimum by 60 inches minimum with slopes not steeper than 1:48 at the start of play.”

Virtually any type of recreational facility may be forced to make expensive if ludicrous alterations to comply with micromanagement by our moonbat masters:

Saunas — provision of accessible turning space and an accessible bench.

Shooting facilities — provision of accessible turning space “for each different type of firing position.”

Golf courses — “an accessible route to connect all accessible elements within the boundary.” An accessible route must also “connect golf car rental areas, bag drop areas, teeing grounds, putting greens, and weather shelters.”

Gyms — at least one of each type of exercise machine must be positioned for use by a person in a wheelchair.

Amusement parks — any new or altered ride must provide at least one seat for a person in a wheelchair.

As if all that isn’t sufficiently ridiculous to get across the message that the government is doing this to us just because it can,

A section of the guidelines regulating commercial facilities states that, “a public accommodation shall make reasonable modifications in policies, practices, or procedures to permit the use of a miniature horse by an individual with a disability if the miniature horse has been individually trained to do work or perform tasks for the benefit of the individual with a disability.”

That is, bureauweenies now require restaurants and china shops to pay obeisance to the sanctity of handicappedness by letting horses indoors.

Why use a horse instead of an animal that isn’t preposterously out of place indoors — a dog for example? Because Muslims don’t like dogs, and as of 9/11 there is nothing more sacred to our liberal rulers than a handicapped Muslim. This AP photo of a guide horse was not staged as a joke:


The absurdity of government regulations has passed the point where it has to be deliberate. The ADA is a test to determine just how much moonbattery we will put up with before we offer resistance.

On a tip from Mickey Shea.

Jun 27 2012

Moonbat Court Helps EPA Tighten Its Death Grip in Name of Global Warming Hoax

With the help of liberal courts, Big Government’s most terrifying agency continues to tighten its death grip on American society in the name of a discredited hoax:

In a surprisingly sweeping win for the Obama administration’s climate policies, a federal appeals court said Tuesday that the Environmental Protection Agency is “unambiguously correct” in the legal reasoning behind its regulation of greenhouse gases.

The Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit strenuously backed the EPA’s finding that the climate-altering emissions pose a danger to public health and welfare. It also upheld the agency’s early requirements for vehicles and new industrial plants while rejecting every challenge brought by a host of industry groups, states and other critics.

In addition, the court approved the EPA’s attempts to narrow the number of companies that must comply with its greenhouse gas rules. And the three-judge panel rejected attacks on the EPA’s interpretation of climate science, including critics’ argument that the “Climategate” email scandal required the agency to reconsider its decisions.

The court even mocked the critics’ claim that the EPA had improperly “delegated” its scientific judgment to outside groups, such as the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

The UN’s IPCC is well documented to be a complete farce, admittedly devoted not to magically changing the weather but to the redistribution of wealth. But it serves the purposes of authoritarians by making preposterous claims regarding the fate of the planet if we don’t renounce our modern lifestyle and live like Medieval serfs under a totalitarian green oligarchy.

The ruling can only be appealed to the Supreme Court, which has already ruled that our very breath is a “pollutant” that causes global warming and thereby can be regulated by the EPA.

This is going to get ugly.

green hammer sickle
What “climate change” is all about.

On tips from Shawn and Varla.

Jun 27 2012

Border Patrol Trained to Run and Hide From Bad Guys

What to do if you’re a Border Patrol agent, up against hostile invaders heavily armed by your own government, which is increasingly overtly on their side? Simple — follow instructions from Washington by running away and hiding. From the National Border Patrol Council Local 2544 in Tucson, via Gateway Pundit:

In another nauseating series of “Virtual Learning Center” brainwashing courses that Border Patrol agents are forced to sit behind a computer for hours and endure, we are now taught in an “Active Shooter” course that if we encounter a shooter in a public place we are to “run away” and “hide”. If we are cornered by such a shooter we are to (only as a last resort) become “aggressive” and “throw things” at him or her. We are then advised to “call law enforcement” and wait for their arrival (presumably, while more innocent victims are slaughtered). Shooting incidents cited in the course are Columbine, the Giffords shooting and the Virginia Tech shooting.

These types of mandatory brainwashing courses and the idiocy that accompanies them are simply stunning when they are force-fed to law enforcement officers. Anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that any three of the above shootings would have been stopped cold by an off-duty law enforcement officer or a law abiding citizen with a gun. The Fort Hood shooting would have been stopped cold by someone with a gun as well. The shooters in these situations depend on unarmed and scared victims. It gives them the power they seek. We could go on and on with examples of shootings that could have been stopped by someone with a firearm. One of the videos in this course actually shows a terrified female hiding behind a desk as an example of how to “hide” from some deranged shooter.

Under Obama, our quisling government is the most contemptible farce conceivable.

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Brian Terry should have hidden behind a desk.

On a tip from J.

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