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Jul 30 2012

Our Friends’ Enemy vs Our Friends’ Friend

Are the Manchurian Moonbat and Mitt a distinction without a difference? Why don’t you ask our allies:



But it’s not as if Obama never hits it off with foreign leaders — they just need to share his dislike of the USA:

Compliments of Shawn.

Jul 30 2012

The Laugh Is on You, Bri

It’s hard to imagine anything more contemptible than politically correct Caucasians denigrating their own race. But at least the trendy practice produced some laughs when Brian Williams indulged in it during an interview with Mitt Romney:

Brian Williams, the sonorous news anchor for NBC News, was reading from a script when he asked Romney, the Republican Party’s presumptive presidential nominee, if it’s true he’s seeking an “incredibly boring white guy” for a running mate.

“You told me you were not available,” Romney replied, laughing.

“Touche,” Williams said, losing the trail on that line of questioning.

The pompous Brian Williams, like the rest of the left-wing media establishment and the asinine ideology it promotes, is a joke. The more people get it, the louder the laughter will become.

Butt-nuzzling Brian bows to his god.

Via Michelle Malkin, on a tip from G. Fox.

Jul 30 2012

What We Are Becoming

Thanks to the triumph of moonbattery, not only America but the human race itself is becoming fundamentally transformed. Behold four specimens of the female of the new species — seen after knifing a 63-year-old man on a Manhattan subway for asking them to pipe down:


Yes, the creature with the boxer shorts and lemur stare is female. The only male in this photo is the soon to be extinct dinosaur in the foreground. When he’s finally gone, the real fun begins.

On tips from Wiggins, Shawn, AC, and Bob Roberts.

Jul 30 2012

Why People Carry

The second Holy Grail for liberals after imposing socialized medicine is confiscation of our firearms. After they achieve it, we won’t be reading stories like this:

A citizen with a gun stopped a knife wielding man as he began stabbing people Thursday evening at the downtown Salt Lake City Smith’s store.

Police say the suspect purchased a knife inside the store and then turned it into a weapon. Smith’s employee Dorothy Espinoza says, “He pulled it out and stood outside the Smiths in the foyer. And just started stabbing people and yelling you killed my people. You killed my people.”

Espinoza says, the knife wielding man seriously injured two people. “There is blood all over. One got stabbed in the stomach and got stabbed in the head and held his hands and got stabbed all over the arms.”

Then, before the suspect could find another victim – a citizen with a gun stopped the madness. “A guy pulled gun on him and told him to drop his weapon or he would shoot him. So, he dropped his weapon and the people from Smith’s grabbed him.”

By the time officers arrived the suspect had been subdued by employees and shoppers.

In utopia, the killing will go on and on until the police show up. But don’t count on the maniacs only having knives. Gun control only applies to the law-abiding.

On tips from Artfldgr, TrickleUpPolitics, and J.

Jul 30 2012

Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Spends $2.5 Million on Destruction of Marriage

If you were a zillionaire, what would you do with your excess money? Promote depravity? If not, you’re not on the same page as Amazon’s Jeff Bezos:

Jeff Bezos, the billionaire founder of, and his wife, MacKenzie, have agreed to donate $2.5 million to help pass a same-sex marriage referendum in Washington State, instantly becoming among the largest financial backers of gay marriage rights in the country.

With the gift, the couple have doubled the money available to the proponents of Referendum 74, which would legalize same-sex marriage in the state by affirming a law that passed the Legislature this year. Courts or lawmakers have declared gay marriage legal in six other states, but backers of such measures have never succeeded at the ballot box.

That’s because no matter how hard the degenerate liberal ruling class tries to ram the repugnant abomination of homosexual “marriage” down their throats, decent people still bitterly cling to the concept of holy matrimony that has been the bedrock of human civilization since prehistoric times. But enough money, media brainwashing, and government coercion can wash all those centuries away — or so our moonbat rulers have been hoping.

Why reducing marriage to a sick farce in Washington State is worth $2.5 million to Bezos, but only $100,000 apiece to Bill Gates and Steven Ballmer of Microsoft, will probably never be known.

Spending $millions to promote depravity.

On a tip from SR.

Jul 30 2012

Obama Imposes Race-Based School Discipline

Under our supposedly postracial president, everything is all about race — including school discipline, which Obama has decreed will be meted out according to skin color:

President Barack Obama is backing a controversial campaign by progressives to regulate schools’ disciplinary actions so that members of major racial and ethnic groups are penalized at equal rates, regardless of individuals’ behavior.

The obvious point is to reward a privileged group that is more likely to behave disruptively. One of the many ham-fisted executive orders through which Obama rules specifically states that “African Americans … disproportionately experience school discipline.” Therefore, they are to be rewarded with lighter punishment. Belonging to a group whose members are less likely to behave like criminal savages will be correspondingly punished.

Reward bad behavior, punish good behavior, and be prepared to blame “racists” when the inevitable results are catastrophic. This is liberal social engineering in a nutshell.

The policy has the added advantage that it will generate resentment toward blacks, which is crucial in propping up an ideology that relies so heavily on the almost entirely imaginary specter of anti-black racism.

It would be nice to think that anyone who voted for a black radical leftist thinking that it would move us toward a colorblind society has at least learned from the foolish mistake. But then, it would be nice to think that we still lived in a sane world, where someone clearly hostile to America and the majority of its people would never be elected in the first place.

On tips from J, Incitatus, and Libtard.

Jul 29 2012

Open Thread


From The People’s Cube, on a tip from Oleg.

Jul 29 2012

New Obama/Biden Campaign Slogans

Conan O’Brien has the scoop on new, more authentic campaign slogans being tested on focus groups by the Obama/Biden campaign:

On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

Jul 29 2012

How Blatantly They Will Lie

Quoth Nancy Pelosi:

“President Obama … has been there [Israel] over and over again.”

Barack Hussein Obama visited Israel a total of twice prior to the catastrophic 2008 election, both times in a political capacity. He has not been there since, despite his love of travel on our dime.

No doubt if he ever does go as president, he will be treated to better hospitality than he offered Netanyahu.

Pelousy also says that the growing ranks of Jewish Republicans are “being exploited.” If she weren’t such a compulsive liar, I would think she meant to say they are tired of being exploited.

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Nancy “Stretch” Pelosi goes beyond stretching the truth.

On tips from Shawn and Bob Roberts.

Jul 29 2012

Mitt Hits His Stride

Romney isn’t ideal, but he is certainly shaping up to be a major improvement on the RINO patsy John McLame. Here he lets Barry Soetoro have it in a speech to the VFW:

He knocked the ball just as far today in Israel, not hedging in the least as to whether Jerusalem is the capital.

On tips from Bob and Shawn.

Jul 29 2012

A Big Round of Applause for an Obama Enabler

There was a time when the office of the presidency commanded respect. But then it was fundamentally transformed by Hopey McChange. Here he tips his hat to one of his enablers:

Terry Bean is best known as a homosexual pornography kingpin. Not that there’s anything wrong with that — at least, not according to Democrats. Bean is also a major bundler for Obama. From 2008:

One of the “bundlers” who has raised $50,000 to $100,000 for the Barack Obama presidential campaign is Terrence Bean, who once controlled the biggest producer of gay porn in America.

Bean, the first gay on Sen. Obama’s National Finance Committee, is the sole trustee of the Charles M. Holmes Foundation, which owned Falcon Studios, Jock Studios and Mustang Studios, the producers of about $10 million worth of all-male pornography a year.

Who is Charles M. Holmes?

Chuck Holmes, who founded Falcon in 1972, died of AIDS in 2000. San Francisco’s new gay and lesbian community center was named after Holmes two years later, thanks to a $1 million donation from his estate.

The naming of the building for Holmes was controversial because Falcon Studios profits from the sale of “barebacking” videos, featuring anal sex without condoms.

You need a strong stomach even to peek into the cesspool that produced and funds our current “leadership.”

On a tip from Jester. Hat tips: Kickin’ and Screamin’, Liberty Post.

Jul 29 2012

Moonbat Vulgarity Incarnate

The obnoxious vulgarity of the Left has an avatar in the blasphemous Kathy Griffin, who last year promised to aim the projectile vomit she passes off as comedy at Willow Palin. Ms. Griffin has delivered by calling the innocent 17-year-old girl a dirty whore and a future porn star.

I have heard first-hand that liberals find this tasteless piece of trash appealing. It’s possible that if I could just make sense of this, the entire mystery might come unraveled, and the progressive point of view would become comprehensible at last.

Other moonbats find her appealing.

On tips from Just TheTip, Artfldgr, and Shawn.

Jul 29 2012

Republican Jewish Coalition Opens Fire on Obama

You can’t be Catholic and support Obama. Again we see that you can’t very well be Jewish either:

On a tip from J.

Jul 28 2012

Open Thread


On a tip from TED.

Jul 28 2012

You Didn’t Build That Hot Dog Cart

Comrade Obama is correct that you cannot build a business without help from the government. For best results, that help will consist of being left alone:

Let this be a lesson to anyone else who might try to behave like an American instead of sucking the government teat like an Obamunist.

On a tip from Anthony D.

Jul 28 2012

Border Chaos

Here’s a first-hand account of the effect on the border and on public safety of putting an anti-American advocate of social justice and his incompetent flunky Janet Napolitano in charge of our national security:

This is insanity.

On tips from Artfldgr, J, Shawn, and Bloodless Coup.

Jul 28 2012

Is Jerusalem the Capital of Israel?

The answer according to the Obama Regime (once again) is maybe:

We’ve already established that no sincere Catholic could support Obama. How could any sincere Jew?

On tips from Shawn and TrickleUpPolitics.

Jul 28 2012

Will Department of Social Justice Impose Sharia?

Will the Obama/Holder Justice Department attempt to criminalize speech deemed critical of the fascistic terror cult Islam? Countermoonbat Congressman Trent Franks (R-AZ) pries an answer from the scuttling leftist cockroach Tom Perez, who heads up the Civil Rights Division. That answer is: maybe.

First Amendment? That will fit in the same trashcan where FDR stuffed the Ninth and Tenth.

A society that allows itself to be ruled by its enemies won’t long survive.

On a tip from TrickleUpPolitics.

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