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Aug 29 2012

Open Thread


Compliments of Mike Beckom.

Aug 29 2012

Mr Scam Man

The one and only downside to Obama getting voted out onto his scrawny behind will be that musicians like Dan Roberts may have to find a new muse:

On tips from Turkey Lurker and TED.

Aug 29 2012

One Giant Leap for Islam

Given that under the thumb of Barack Hussein Obama, the primary mission of NASA has been redefined as helping Muslims to “feel good” about their imaginary scientific accomplishments, history may need to be revised:


Compliments of Hope n’ Change Cartoons, on a tip from Shawn.

Aug 29 2012

Bow to Nobody

Let’s see if Comrade Obama has the gall to continue stealing the SEALs’ valor over the death of Osama in light of this video by Special Operations for America:

Ryan Zinke, the former SEAL who started SOFA, provides some commentary:

“The ad itself accurately portrays where this President is. It accurately portrays his core belief that America should not lead. This president is shaping America to be one of the followers, to relinquish our role as a world leader. I didn’t fight 23 years as a Navy SEAL to watch America bow to anybody.

“It’s not just the king of Saudi Arabia. My friends from WWII that fought in the Pacific theater — when they see the president bow to the emperor of Japan, I’ve seen veterans cry. This is about the fundamental belief in American exceptionalism, the notion that America should reign supreme. We are a country of values, and we fought hard to be exceptional, and we are.”

Unsurprisingly, Barry Soetoro has placed SOFA on his enemies list.

Imagine voting for Obama, then trying to look a SEAL in the eye.

On a tip from SR.

Aug 29 2012

Moonbats Defile Mia Love’s Wikipedia Page

Despite MSNBC’s censoring of Mia Love’s appearance at the Republican National Convention, libs appear to have gotten wind of it:

Described as a “rock star,“ a ”novelty,“ a ”myth-buster,“ and a ”surprise,” she undeniably made an impact.

But some of the woman’s detractors were seemingly not content with her recent success, and took out their frustrations on her Wikipedia page.

Though the original entry has been deleted by Wikipedia, a number of screen shots indicate that Mia Love was called a “dirty, worthless wh*re who sold her soul in the name of big business,“ and a ”house ni**er.”

It couldn’t be more obvious what our country is up against.

On tips from SR, Jodie, Artfldgr, and J.

Aug 29 2012

Top Yahoo Reporter Giggles That Ann and Mitt Romney Are Happy About Blacks Drowning

Imagine thinking you could get accurate information from delusional adolescent fools like this:

On a hot mic, reporter David Chalian of Yahoo News said that Ann and Mitt Romney are “happy to have a party with black people drowning.” …

The comments were made during an ABC/Yahoo livestream, when the reporters believed that microphones were off.

Media establishmentarians have been praying to the diseased gods of moonbattery for Isaac to cause Katrina-style misery in New Orleans, allowing them to run split screens of weeping welfare mommas contrasted with successful Republicans at the RNC.

The worst thing anyone could say about liberal journalists is that their phony, contemptible ideology suits them — and it does.

At least Chalian was exposed to the public; it resulted in his being fired. But a guy like that rising to Washington bureau chief proves that his mentality is pervasive.

On tips from Artfldgr, Jim, J, and Ummah Gummah.

Aug 29 2012

MSNBC Removes Non-Caucasians From RNC Coverage

At this point the only way you can continue to support Obama and the dysfunctional, morally depraved ideology he personifies is to live inside a bubble hermetically sealed from outside information. Options are to avoid news completely, or to receive an ersatz form of it from propaganda sources so shameless that they methodically delete from their portrayal of reality anything that does not support the carefully crafted fantasy world diehard liberals subsist in. MSNBC once again serves as the most pathetic example — this time going so far as to censor non-Caucasians out of its coverage of the Republican National Convention:

In lieu of airing speeches from former Democratic Rep. Artur Davis, a black American; Mia Love, a black candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives from Utah; and Texas senatorial hopeful Ted Cruz, a Latino American, MSNBC opted to show commentary anchored by Rachel Maddow from Rev. Al Sharpton, Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews, Chris Hayes and Steve Schmidt.

Throughout this convention, Matthews has accused the Republicans of playing dog-whistle racist politics while on scene in Tampa. It isn’t clear, however, if Matthews will hurl accusations of racism at Davis, Love or Cruz for speeches his network failed to broadcast.

Censoring skin is nothing new at MSNBC, which once used careful editing to report on a black guy who brought an AR-15 to a Tea Party event while tricking viewers into believing he was a white racist who wanted to shoot Obama for being black. There is simply nothing beneath these people.

Deep down, anyone who goes to NBC for “news” knows that their point of view is a sham that needs to be propped up by lies.

Mia Love was erased.

On tips from SR, Bob Roberts, and Shawn.

Aug 29 2012

Feds Push to Make Higher Percentage of Americans Dependent

According to the federal government, only 15% of Americans turn to it for help during the hard times it creates. Clearly this means Big Government’s work is not done:

More Americans rely on their families for assistance than the government, so federal officials have undertaken an effort to help people to apply for federal assistance.

“Given that only 15 percent of you turn to government assistance in tough times, we want to make sure you know about benefits that could help you,” announced today. The ”government made easy’ website has created a “help for difficult financial times” page for people to learn more about the programs.

The site conveniently makes it much easier to help yourself to other people’s money than it is to find a job with Obama’s boot on the neck of the private sector.

Only in the world of bureaucrats could the 15% figure pass the laugh test, when Obama has that many on food stamps alone, and federal programs to redistribute wealth are beyond number. Once again we see that math is not our socialist rulers’ forte.

Not rising fast enough to suit bureaucrats.

On tips from J, Bob Roberts, TrickleUpPolitics, and AC. Hat tip: Jammie Wearing Fools.

Aug 29 2012

Crime Is Up in the Negrohood

Good thing Ben Akselrod is a Dem, or this would be racist in the extreme. Via The Mental Recession:

On September 13th, candidates Ben Akselrod and Steven Cymbrowitz will square off in a Democratic primary for a New York state Assembly seat in Sheepshead Bay.

As such, Akselrod’s campaign sent out a mailer trying to persuade voters that he is the right, competent, detail-oriented man for the job. The mailer included an inset which criticized his opponent for ‘allowing’ crime to spike on his watch.

Without further ado, the flier:


Bwahaha! In terms of Freudian slips, Akselrod stepped on a banana peel.

On a tip from G. Fox.

Aug 29 2012

Educrats Decree That Three-Year Old Deaf Child’s Name Is a Weapon

Remember when Muslims demanded that Burger King change a stylized representation of ice cream because they thought it looked like chicken scratch for “Allah” turned sideways? That level of absurdity has now been topped by comparably totalitarian and hysterically anti-gun educrats:

A Nebraska school district wants a 3-year-old deaf boy to change the way he signs his name because they say the gesture makes his hands look like weapons, the boy’s family claims.

The district, in Grand Island, about three hours west of Omaha, has a policy that forbids kids bringing to school “any instrument … that looks like a weapon,” local station KOLN reported.

According to the report, Hunter Spanjer signs his name by crossing his index finger and middle finger and then wagging his hands, which the school says is not appropriate.

Actually, it is completely appropriate:

“It’s a symbol,” his father, Brian Spanjer, added. “It’s an actual sign, a registered sign, through S.E.E.,” or Signing Exact English, a sign language system.

But the important thing is the safety of the children. What if his fingers go off and someone gets shot?

Next moonbats will ban the letter L because it looks like a gun pointing upward to murder innocent birds.

Clearly the letter L constitutes a threat.

On tips from Spider, Mickey Shea, Anne, J, G. Fox, and Matt S.

Aug 28 2012

Open Thread


From Delmont, Pennsylvania, compliments of Ted B.

Aug 28 2012

I Am America

Countermoonbats rock. Anyone who doubts it is referred to These 3 Remain:

On a tip from Barry.

Aug 28 2012

Foul-Mouthed Moonbat Gripes About Lack of Tampa Protesters

Is it the rain? Is it the common sense presence of security? Or is it that the collectivist revolution didn’t happen before Occucommies ran out of attention span? Via the wannabe Vladimir Lenins at Acronym TV:

At least Code Pink showed up to protest. They even tried to arrest Condoleezza Rice for imaginary war crimes.

On a tip from Smorfia48.

Aug 28 2012

Last Halloween at the BOObama White House

It’s up to us to ensure that next Halloween is the last one with Barack Hussein in the White House.

If you think Halloweens under Obama are scary now, imagine what they would be like if he had “more flexibility” to inflict his agenda.

Compliments of Granny Jan.

Aug 28 2012

Code Pinkos Descend on RNC Dressed as Giant Vaginas


The phony “War on Women” meme has been pushed to the last extreme of tasteless absurdity by the unhinged commies of Code Pink:

Giant, walking vaginas have descended upon the Republican National Convention.

Several demonstrators from the feminist group Code Pink wore frilly pink costumes while others adorned with cardboard cutouts resembling the sexual organ were milling about Sunday looking for Republicans. …

The protesters carried signs saying such things as, “Read my lips. Leave my vagina alone,” and argued that pro-life Republicans are waging a war against women.

More than vaginas are at risk in the War on Unborn Babies. But aborted fetuses don’t get the opportunity to indulge in theatrics.

The freak show has even been set to music:

On tips from J, St. Gilbert, and Incitatus. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.

Aug 28 2012

Moonbat Advocates Killing Mitt Romney, Cops

Moonbats wagged their fingers in righteous indignation over the surveyor symbols used on a SarahPAC graphic to mark vulnerable Democrat seats. Then, from their side:

A Philadelphia blogger is behind a Facebook page calling for the death of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and another page supporting two alleged cop killers.

The page calling for violence against Romney garnered 27 “likes” and remained up for 17 days before coming down on Monday, according to the Washington Free Beacon. It and another page targeting Romney’s vice presidential pick, Paul Ryan, was created by blogger Joshua Scott Albert, who drew the attention of the Secret Service, according to a spokesman. …

Albert, a former restaurant worker, also created an “I Support Chancier McFarland & Rafael Jones” Facebook page, according to the Philadelphia Daily News. McFarland and Jones allegedly gunned down Philadelphia Police Officer Moses Walker Jr. on Aug. 18 during an attempted robbery. …

The page, which was removed on Sunday and depicted mutilated images of police officer’s bodies, outraged Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 5 President John McNesby.

When asked if he supports Philadelphia cops being murdered, Albert thoughtfully replied,

“Sure, why not?”

If this philosophy strikes you as extreme, you yourself are extreme from the point of view of our enlightened progressive ruling class. Albert’s attitude fits easily within “mainstream” liberalism. Mumia Abu-Jamal is widely revered among liberals for having shot Philadelphia cop Daniel Faulkner in the back. He records college commencement addresses from his cell. Taxpayer-subsidized NPR had plans to feature his commentary on “All Things Considered.”

Joshua Scott Albert: a job for the Orkin Man.

On tips from Wiggins, SR, and Incitatus.

Aug 28 2012

Moonbat Tech: Toilet Bike Neo


The bizarre derangement known as moonbattery has its effect on motorcycle design with the Toilet Bike Neo:

The environmentally friendly three-wheel 250cc motorcycle features a specially customised toilet-shaped seat that runs on bio-fuel from the discharge of livestock or waste water.

Despite the eye-catching seat, TOTO is keen to point out that the motorcycle does actually not run on the rider’s waste.

That’s good to know. Otherwise Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell would be the only ones capable of producing enough fuel to keep it going.

On a tip from Artfldgr.

Aug 28 2012

DNC Embraces Radical Muslims, Refuses Catholic Blessing

Islam has been at war with Christendom since the 7th century. Much of the Islamic world consists of conquered Christian lands. This is what precipitated the Crusades, so righteously denounced by ignorant moonbats. As Iran acquires nuclear weapons with the passive assistance of Mullah Obama, we move toward the day the enduring conflict could result in our total annihilation. No one can stay neutral in this fundamental battle of darkness against light. Even the Democrat Party has taken an unambiguous stand.

As noted earlier, the Democratic National Convention will prominently feature a “Jumah” celebration, headlining Islamic radicals. Meanwhile,

President Obama turned down a chance to have Timothy Cardinal Dolan deliver a prayer at the Democratic National Convention after Dolan told Democrats he would be “grateful” to deliver a blessing in Charlotte.

Supporting Obama et al. isn’t just treason against America. It is treason against Western Civilization. It is treason against sanity.

september 11
This war began long before 9/11.

On tips from Ummah Gummah and B1bbet.


It looks like Democrats can still be shamed by bad publicity. Cardinal Dolan will deliver the closing prayer at the DNC.

On tips from StanInTexas and Max.

Aug 28 2012

Barkin Moonbat Reveals What Hollywood Royalty Thinks of Normal Americans

To impose a true tyranny of the type that produces genocide, an ideology’s proponents have to dehumanize those who resist it, as actress Ellen Barkin demonstrates by retweeting this:


Note that “pro-life” is considered an insult, on a par with the absurd “anti-education” and “anti-woman.” Also considered an insult is “gay-bashing,” meaning that to disapprove of the liberal establishment’s attempts to mainstream a repugnant form of depravity that spreads horrific lethal diseases is beyond the pale. Note that the appallingly bigoted tweet suggests with characteristic hypocrisy that the targets of its bile are bigots. But most of all note that these people want you dead.

Barkin has the vacuous liberal smirk down pat.

On tips from whotothewhat and Incitatus.

Aug 28 2012

Climb Aboard the Mood Disorders Gravy Train

Fortunately it doesn’t matter that there are no jobs as a result of Obama’s malicious economic policies, since feeling blue qualifies you for a lifetime pass aboard the disability gravy train:

The Social Security Administration released its annual statistical report on federal disability insurance last month, revealing that at the end of 2011 there was a then-record of 8,575,544 workers collecting federal disability benefits and among them were 1,304,851 doing so because they suffered from “mood disorders.”

The “mood disorders” scam — by which you make a living at others’ expense by declaring yourself to be in a bad mood — is especially popular in Puerto Rico, accounting for one third of disability beneficiaries.

Massachusetts led the 50 states for disabling mood disorders. In that state, 22.8 percent of disability beneficiaries had been diagnosed with a mood disorder. … Among the states, North Dakota — with 9.2 percent — had the lowest percentage of disability beneficiaries diagnosed with a mood disorder.

The rate of mood disorder claims is almost certainly correlated with the prevalence of fraud, as is confirmed by the higher percentage in areas dominated by liberals, who believe they have a right to other people’s money.

With Obama in the White House, it is much easier to qualify as having a mood disorder than it is to find a job:

For example, one way a potential disability beneficiary can qualify with a mood disorder includes presenting medical documentation of “persistence, either continuous of intermittent, of at least four of the following symptoms: Anhedonia or pervasive loss of interest in almost all activities; or Appetite disturbance with change in weight; or Sleep disturbance; or Psychomotor agitation or retardation; or Decreased energy; or Feelings of guilt or worthlessness; or Difficulty concentrating or thinking; or Thoughts of suicide; or Hallucinations, delusions, or paranoid thinking.”

Try to prove that a parasite gaming the welfare system doesn’t have feelings of worthlessness.

The entire Occupy Wall Street movement qualifies. Photo credit: El Marco.

On tips from G. Fox and The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

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