Springtime for Necrophiliac Muslims
Despite the reputation earned by Mohammad, Islamic sexuality isn’t all about raping children. There’s also the fun the faithful can have with their dead wives:
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their death, local media is claiming.
The controversial new law is claimed to be part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.
It used to be Egypt was governed by our ally, the relatively civilized Hosni Mubarak. But then the Obama Regime pulled the rug out from under him à la Jimmy Carter and the Shah of Iran, helping to usher in what the liberal media calls the “Arab Spring.”
On tips from Smorfia48, LouieLouie, ShepTX, Whotothewhat, Rob Banks, and Shawn.
I heard it was a scam story being done by a supporter of the old regiem to make the new bunch look bad, of course that shouldn’t really matter to anyone here….
Scam or no, it’s pretty much in line with Sharia. Islamic “jurisprudence” has special rules for washing your dick after having sex with a corpse. Human or animal.
Either way, scam or not, if you really read up on Islam (google translate is a wonderful thing) it wouldn’t be all that surprising if it were true.
Ya gotta MAKE them look bad???????????????
Dude,,, lookie history. They are the point of the upside down pyramid that is the entire network.
BTW, Alice is consertive and hilarious.
2012/2013
Wives are to be given equal access to dead husbands, but since rigor mortis doesn’t affect a penis, the result would be disappointing, at best.
The left will demand that we tolerate this, too.
AC says:
April 27, 2012 at 9:21 am The left will demand that we tolerate this,too,
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Evidently we already do(have to deal with lifeless things)….PELOSI.
Where have all the normal people gone? We’re up to our eyeballs in “tolerance” for freaks, degenerates, and perverts.
Six hours after death? Personally, anything past five hours is just wrong.
@ hiram: “special rules for washing your dick after having sex with a corpse”
I can’t really speak to their “cleaning up” after sex procedures, but I do have a tip for the gents out there – wiping it on her curtains on your way to the bathroom afterword is a really bad idea – trust me on that one.
Yeah, they’re a bunch of loonies, etc,,, but when you start making up stuff about them and get caught doing it you just make your own group look stupid. Look at how NBC screwed with the Zimmerman 911 tapes or when they faked the Bush National Guard memo, epic fails.
Learn something from the other side and don’t do/fall for this kind of stuff, there is no need to lie or make stuff up when you are in the right…
notPropertyOfTheState, so let me get this straight…
You HEARD that the story was put out by “the old regiem to make the new bunch look bad“. Yet you offer no proof other than “Because I said so”, while Dave posted links to the story as backup.
And you accuse US of “making stuff up”???
Sorry, you’ll have to do better than that!
The “made up to make them look bad” is a rumor going around Cairo… it’s mentioned at the bottom of the original article. Muslims have a lot of rumors floating around out there about jews eating muslim babies, orchestrating 9/11 (a few years a go a poll showed about 85% of Arabs are “troofers”).
It may be the case. Probably not, given the veracity of the usual muslim rumors. The dick-washing rules, however, are not made up. I read them straight from the camel’s mouth, on an arab site on Islamic law run by a cleric. As I said, Google Translate is a wonderful thing.
I also didn’t make up the rule about not eating a goat after you bang it (but if you sell it to a neighboring tribe and let THEM eat it, well, that’s ok).
I’ve seen this story everywhere, and I still can’t find out whether it’s true or not. That it could be so widely believed doesn’t say much for the new Egyptian regime.
So, Obama’s people are corpsemen?
Moslems fuck goats, sheep and camels. What’s the big deal?
Besides that, its Achmed’s last shot at a blowjob! She can’t refuse anymore.
Alive or dead, how can you tell the difference?
Hey Shooter, here’s the SECOND of these vids I’ve seen so far… night vision is a beautiful thing, but this isn’t.
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1566
Personally, I think it’s a donkey, not a goat.
The proposed law comes on the heels of a fatwa declaring the practice to be sharia-compliant.
Even fleas will jump off a dead cat the second it dies.
hiram, I think its a donkey too. Donkies are much cuter than goats and no problems with those horns either!
Imagine that, Muslims get all bent if somebody sees their asscrack but they can go out and fuck a donkey and then brag about it down at the mosque.
The dead are people to! enough with anti-dead sex hate.
At least AMC is brave enough to have a show about the dead and how they are being bullied by the alive, Walking Dead should be shown in all schools.
There should be a parade of the dead, call it a dead pride parade.
This has “zombie outbreak” written all over it.
Hoax? Probably. But the best parody has a ring of truth to it.