A Fantasy Soon to Come True
Pity Michelle Antoinette; her existence is as wretched as Cinderella’s. She weeps:
“It is hard to sneak around and do what you want. I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking.”
In the meantime, at least she has one consolation — blowing mountains of our money on one extravagant vacation after another.
It cost taxpayers nearly a half-million dollars for first lady Michelle Obama to travel to Spain in 2010, according to an analysis by Judicial Watch.
But that barely mitigates the misery of having to represent a country that is “just downright mean.”
Hold on, Moose. January 2013 is right around the corner. You can walk out and keep walking, with the American public’s shoeprint firmly engraved on the wide load you drag around behind you.
On tips from Shawn and Bob Roberts.
Don’t call her moose! As an Alaskan, I resent that. Moose eat my fruit trees, devour my flowers, and crap in my driveway.
Wait a minute…
“…I might actually…walk right out the front door and just keep walking.”
What are you waiting for? I’ll help pack.
It’s so hard to sneak out and score Barry’s eight-ball.
I think there are a lot of people who would fully support her if she decides to just “walk out and keep walking.”
bu-bye, bu-bye….
“Walk right out the front door and just keep walking”
Promises, Promises, Promises. It is more likely that they will have to drag her fat ass out you, kicking and screaming. The Bitter Half will never have it so good as she has it now. Who is she trying to BS? The First B—h does not get it, many folks will never have the money to afford to spend a vacation in HI or outside the USA; And she has been on how many, at the expense of the taxpayers? Zero sympathy here.
Dave, I so appreciate your style!!!
I much prefer the picture of her as Antionette with her grotesque arms bared..
If you keep acting like a BITCH, the knucklehead-in-chief might eat you – and I don’t mean that way.
Soon to come true… but not soon enough.
Not by a longshot.
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Normally I’d say “don’t let the door hit ya where to Good Lord split ya but in HER case, the door – and in November America’s Boot – will hit dat Moose Caboose.
Aka the Wookus Tookus.
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That quote from First Lady Worf was easier to understand in it’s original Klingon.
White waitress in London said to have scientifically “perfect face” (Photo)
An 18 year old London waitress has just been deemed to have the world’s most perfect face. After looking at her picture, it’d be hard to argue with this report.
…meanwhile, here in (Fantasyland) America this week, singer Beyonce was touted as the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People magazine.
http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/jamesedwards/white-waitress-in-london-said-to-have-scientifically-perfect-face/
Dan Savage shows his true colors at high-school speech.
“Anti-Bullying Speaker Curses, Mocks Christian Teens.”
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/anti-bullying-speaker-curses-mocks-christian-teens.html
“…Hold on, Moose…”
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! Moose. Too funny
If polititions didn’t keep screwing the public, they wouldn’t need bodyguards! Back when the federal government had little power and many Americans carried guns and could easily own machineguns and artillery, the president might have a bodyguard (Paid for by himself) and a secret serviceman. NOw days when there are many restrictions on guns and the feds activly work against America, they wouldn’t even think about walking in their own yards without a SWAT team and a flak vest.
Ann Romney had better start shopping for
well, everything from light fixtures to toilet paper dispensers.
Marxists usually invoke the infamous Socialist, Proudhon (property is theft)whenever their fingers start getting a little sticky
In January,”we the people”WILL assist in making your wish come true…and you can take that sad sack of a pRESIDENT with you!
BANK ON IT!