Pity Michelle Antoinette; her existence is as wretched as Cinderella’s. She weeps:
“It is hard to sneak around and do what you want. I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking.”
In the meantime, at least she has one consolation — blowing mountains of our money on one extravagant vacation after another.
It cost taxpayers nearly a half-million dollars for first lady Michelle Obama to travel to Spain in 2010, according to an analysis by Judicial Watch.
But that barely mitigates the misery of having to represent a country that is “just downright mean.”
Hold on, Moose. January 2013 is right around the corner. You can walk out and keep walking, with the American public’s shoeprint firmly engraved on the wide load you drag around behind you.
On tips from Shawn and Bob Roberts.