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Apr 30 2012

Imaginary War on Women Heats Up in La-La Land

According to some in the media, the absurd “War on Women” meme is working. If female voters will flock to Obama because conservatives might not force other people to pay for Sandra Fluke’s contraceptives, think of the electoral damage Saturday’s United Against the War on Women festivities will inflict upon Mitt Romney. Ringo’s Pictures will soon have a full photographic report from Los Angeles. In the meantime, Zombie has acquired advance samples, including these:

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Trying to reason with these hideous moonbat harpies would be like discussing philosophy with a rabid dog. Hopefully voters will get a long look at the sentiments festering under the surface of the Establishment Left’s agenda prior to November.

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  • Bubba

    No. you’ve had a few thousand too many sandwiches, porky.

  • Winston Smith

    Obama unveils new Slogan – FOREWARD

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/obama-campaign-video-focuses-achievements-ignores-romney-140409923.html

    Yep, just the word Foreward. Im sure MSNBC with it Lean Foreward slogan helped them with that one.

    Fccus on achievements? Like adding trillions to the national debt? Anemic growth? Lower unempployment rate due most to people leaving the work force? High gas prices? High food prices? Yep, Comrade Obummer has plenty of achievements.

  • Joe

    I’m going to make a sign. “Free Ferraris on demand”. It’s what I want, so it must be a right – a right you can’t deny or you hate men.

  • Jester

    Democrats: Yet again, the party of death, decay, and ennui.

  • StanInTexas

    YOUR reproductive choice was when YOU decided to have unprotected sex. After that, the decision is not about YOUR body, but also about the body of your child.

  • Sam Adams

    There may be some men willing to sleep with these women but I hesitate to imagine who/what.

    On the other hand, even the thought that most of them might be lesbians doesn’t help. Don’t lesbians have any standards?

  • chuck in st paul

    What sort of drugs and/or alcohol would you have to consume to have sex with these females(?)? Good grief. (I just threw up in my mouth from a mental visual of that… yuck, where’s the mind bleach!?!)

  • Clingtomyguns

    Did Chaz Bono decide to go back to being that porky pig woman in the last photo?

  • wasabi

    Visual proof that ‘ocular monstrosity’ aptly describes liberal women. I, for one, would gladly pay for their contraception needs, if only to ensure that these frothing portly specimens do not reproduce.

  • modd kenwood

    each and every progressive female owes it to the cause to experience the freedom and joy of aborting their own fetus

  • wth

    At least one just wants a sandwich.

  • Spartan24

    Others have said this first but it really does look like most of these gals (and I use the term somewhat lightly looking at this bunch) play for the other team and therefore don’t need birth control. Last I checked my high school biology textbook chick+chick didn’t = pregnancy. That last picture I don’t think a man or woman in their right minds would touch that with a ten mile pole and a hazmat suit!

  • Doug

    “No, you bring ME a sandwich”

    Super sized, deep fried, with extra meat, cheese, mayo and LARD.

  • Winston Smith

    I will make that hiddeous creature on the bottom a sandwich. Put here between 2 huge slices of bread, a couple slices of cheese and some argula ….. provided its inside 200 ton hydraulic press. Squish!

  • ED357

    AWW…

    HELLL……

    NAWWWW……..

    An easy 50% of the women depicted could get a sperm donor with a $1000 bill stuck to their foreheads or crotches….

    ;->

  • ED357

    …could not….even

  • http://www.zazzle.com/reasbey Bastiat Fan

    Is it unkind of me to point out that none of these “ladies” appear to be in any imminent danger of an unplanned pregnancy?

  • Sam

    Now, now. There’s still turkey basters.

  • Harleybob

    Ahahahahahahaha…the last photo of the female wanting a sandwich looks like she should skip the sandwich and go with a salad.
    Plus, who in there right mind would breed with some of the females… I can’t bring myself to call them women.

  • Karin

    Why does the sandwich girl have a turd on her forehead?

  • Harleybob

    @Karin
    Why does the sandwich girl have a turd on her forehead?
    ——————————————————-
    She may have forgotten to flush.

  • JNN

    Ok lets review.
    1) Most of these women need the Turkey Baster method since the type of men they hang out with can’t decide on their own gender identity.
    2) That means they have to be willing participants(PRO-CHOICE!?!?).
    3) The women who are pro-life have more children as raise them with good values(Yes I said GOOD pro-choicers. TOUGH).
    4) RESULT : Look at the ariel photographs of the March for Life EVVERY year. See it grow. See it overwhelm the pro-abort counterprotestors. WE WILL!!!!

  • Antisocialist

    “Is it unkind of me to point out that none of these “ladies” appear to be in any imminent danger of an unplanned pregnancy?”

    well there’s tons of occucommie boys that will mount these cows, and as witches through out the ages will sacrifice their babies to their wooden/stone/brass/gold/silver idols in the groves.

    A tip for these “reproductive choice women”, have your stuff surgically removed and you can be a whore all you want with no risk of getting pregnant with a “parasite”.

  • JNN

    Corrections :
    EVVERY = EVERY
    WE WILL = WE WIN

  • Bob Roberts

    She doesn’t seem to be in need of a sandwich, does she?

    Why do these women hate themselves so much? Is it because, as Antisocialist says,

    “Is it unkind of me to point out that none of these “ladies” appear to be in any imminent danger of an unplanned pregnancy?”

    No, not at all, just a fact – although typically moonbats can’t handle facts & truth without… well just look at the photos!

  • JNN

    Remember one of Rush’s rules :
    “Feminism was developed to allow unattractive women access to mainstream society”.
    Well these photos are definately proof of that claim.

  • SNuss

    Are they willing to accept post-partum abortions-of themselves?
    We could issue Darwin awards for the most creative way used to take themselves out of the gene pool.

  • Bob Roberts

    Threatening violence – threatening to cut off a man’s penis.

    Threatening biohazard warfare – threatening to bleed on things

    And that one where they claim GOP hates women because they have a uterus? WTF are they talking about? Where do they come up with that nonsense? I don’t know ANYONE that hates ANY woman because they have a uterus. That sounds like something our troll would come up with – same sort of nonsense!

  • TED
  • Bob Roberts

    Hey, first picture, third “thing” from the right corner – the one in pink:

    Is that Michael Moore in drag or is he post-op?

  • Bob Roberts

    Second picture features a not-so-veiled threat of violence against men and then look, the sign they ALMOST cropped out:

    Stop violence against women!

    But I guess violence against men is OK?

  • TED

    It’s the NEW liberal women calendar!!

  • Bob Roberts

    Karin says: April 30, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    Why does the sandwich girl have a turd on her forehead?
    ———————-
    Because she thought ahead and packed a lunch!

  • Kyle

    By the looks of these women, the won’t need birth control anytime soon.

  • Smorfia48

    You know, I really do try not to make ungentlemanly comments about ladies, but seriously, feminists: a little effort at your end would be appreciated.

    I mean, the sandwich lady. If you have to bring along a sign demanding other people make you food, did you really have to give it to her? I’m betting the first of the numerous demotivational posters she’s shortly going to star in is already on the internet somewhere.

  • Mattius Maximus

    I have a very hard time being in a crowd of people for the simple fact that the majority of the people around me are complete fu*king idiots. I refer to the idiots as “They”, as in “They” are everywhere.

  • Antisocialist

    “I cannot project the degree of hatred required to make those women run around in crusades against abortion. Hatred is what they certainly project, not love for the embryos, which is a piece of nonsense no one could experience, but hatred, a virulent hatred for an unnamed object…Their hatred is directed against human beings as such, against the mind, against reason, against ambition, against success, against love, against any value that brings happiness to human life. In compliance with the dishonesty that dominates today’s intellectual field, they call themselves ‘pro-life.’” — Ayn Rand

    looks like they have Ayn Rand on their side too, but hey Rand looks like these women, ugly and sterile.
    Rand never understood hatred of evil because she herself represent evil.

  • rickyd

    Wait a minute. What man on God’s green earth would even contemplete impregrating one of these beasts? I don’t get it!

  • Antisocialist

    @Bob Roberts
    “And that one where they claim GOP hates women because they have a uterus? WTF are they talking about?”

    that’s ghetto logic, don’t try to understand it, they themselves do not, they have made a straw man and attacks it. Some Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton type has lied to them and said Republicans hate women because some Republicans are against abortion so they think because some Republicans are against killing babies then they must hate women, no they just hate babykilling, hence ghetto logic.

  • KHarn

    If they want “someone else” to pay for their abortions, I suggest that they take it up with the guy that got them pregnant!

    The last picture makes me wish I were a genie: “OK, you’re a SANDWICH!”

  • http://Huh? 70Stage1

    “I will bleed on everything you love”

    (Tom Jones singing this song in the background) “She’s a Lady…whoa, whoa, whoa…..She’s a Lady”.

    Good grief.

  • metalgarth

    Sandwich girl obviously is suffering from some self esteem disorder and self medicates with binge eating. Deep down there is no way she is even remotely happy. All she wants is attention and it doesn’t matter if it is good attention or bad attention.

  • LarryG

    There has never been a better pictorial endorsement for abortion. What apack of ignorant slugs.

  • Mickey Shea

    What a bunch of hotties !! heh heh…..

  • TrickleUpPolitics

    Antisocialist, as a fan of Atlas Shrugged, I am disappointed but not surprised that Ayn Rand is on the wrong side of this issue. After all, she did not have children for whatever reason, and her personal quirks, like having an affair with a younger man working for her and forcing her husband to acquiesce, and acting like the same heavy handed communists she hated, all combine to make her a very unsympathetic person. But, ideas should not be measured by the person, but by the utility of the ideas.

  • Canis lupus

    “No you make me a sandwich.”
    You dont need a sandwich.

  • TrojanMan

    Isn’t bestiality still illegal?

  • Canis lupus

    “If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?”
    So, it seems what this woman is saying is, if she is not given birth control, she will cut off a mans penis?
    Im starting to get a headache with this pretzel logic.

  • chuck in st paul

    KHarn – April 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    exactly! On the other hand can you actually sue a turkey baster?

  • chuck in st paul

    “Imaginary War on Women Heats Up …”

    Well, these are imaginary women, so then I guess an imaginary war is appropriate.

  • FrankW

    Free abortion on demand.
    If the doctor does not charge you for the abortion I am fine with that (means the doc will go out of business real quick). Free means no charge, not someone else pays for it, you moron.
    If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?
    Sure. That’s what last call at the bar is all about when these chicks are in play. The cessation of alcohol cuts off the blinding effect of the beer goggles, and then I choose to go home alone. No one wants to cut off your sexual characteristics, no one wants you to go without contraception (please, please , please do not reproduce). Most of us don’t even care so much about the abortion, we just don’t want to pay for it.
    I will bleed on everything you love.
    Not very hygienic, but then again with her it is just as dangerous as knowing her. And besides, there are people in Hollyweird that pay for that kind of thing.
    No, you make me a sandwich.
    Not even with Draco Malfoy’s wand. I will be happy to transform you into a toad however (oh wait too late).

  • FrankW

    Ooops I forgot “…hate because I have an uterus”.
    Nope, I hate you because you are a moron.

  • FrankHD

    gezzz, what a bunch of fish mongering gutter snipes.

    It’s a shame there isn’t any shame anymore.

  • Seamus

    KHarn says:
    April 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    The last picture makes me wish I were a genie: “OK, you’re a SANDWICH!”
    ______________________________________________________

    Yeah, me too.

    http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r529/handsomestranger1/make-me-a-sandwich.jpg

  • Fiberal

    TUP,

    Antisocialist is a liberal and an idiot. Just like with Lao-Z, his cut-and-paste links are supposed to do all his thinking for him.

    This thing about Ayn Rand is gall(t)ing.

    Conservatives miss a lot when all they do is figure out John Galt, stop there, don’t read any of her Objectivism bc its either too hard or bc they’ve found a reason(s) to further dismiss what amounts to Rand’s well-articulated positions on conservativism, —-and then go about crowing look, look, she’s an atheist!

    As I say, conservatives always seem to put Rand’s atheism (or position on abortion) above her philosophy of individualism. And that ends the discussion.

    Conservatives do that with religion and evolutionary theory as well.

    .
    So what if someone doesn’t meet every standard that you as a conservative may require?

    I don’t particularly like Atlas Shrugged as a novel, but if I stopped there, I may have not have noticed Rand’s more important writings.

    Dismissing a large body of work because the prerequisite of a religion and its tenets has not been met, leads to a missed opportunity. But yeah, its easier that way.

    .i.e.,
    I ain’t goin’ to no Atlas Shrugs website cause that ugly bitch was a atheist. And a Russian. And hell no, don’t tell me about no damn DNA cause I know they ain’t no evilution!

    .
    That’s a strategy based solely on self-importance and ignorance, and its exactly what liberals do all the time.

  • Bad Barry

    There’s something a bit fishy here.

  • TonyD95B

    Is that Jill???

  • frank k.

    Relax ladies … Unless there is a blind serial rapist somewhere in La-La- Land , none of you need to be very concerned about either free contraceptives , or free abortion ….. frank k. (N.Va.)

  • CR

    @Seamus – LOL! Great image!

    Shouldn’t one be a woman in order to protest a war on women? Are these the front-line brutes of said war? I didn’t see any women in that protest, just brutish sub-humans.

  • Judith M.

    Dear Bull Dykes,

    God provided you with free birth control, your faces. You are welcome.

  • TheRonPaulSteve

    I don’t think she should be eating any sandwhich.

  • A Jackass Named Barack

    Like freeloading blacks who give blacks a bad name; like freeloading feminists who give women a bad name; these freeloading gorillas give gorillas a bad name.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    They don’t need birth control. NOONE wants to do them.

    .

  • http://14 Cameraman

    All I can say is” Hell No!!

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