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May 03 2012

Elizabeth Warren: Another Faux Indian

Ward Churchill has faded into obscurity; a new faux-Indian moonbat comes to the fore as Marxist Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren — self-proclaimed mother of the Occupy Wall Street infestations — tries to pass herself off as Native American based on the 1/32 Cherokee/Delaware ancestry she claims but can’t prove.

The absurdity of anyone expecting special status for supposedly being 1/32 Indian should be self-evident. Yet Harvard Law School has used Warren’s possibly fictional and certainly irrelevant heritage as proof of the nonwhite “diversity” liberal elitists so bizarrely and phonily pride themselves on.

Is Elizabeth Warren is an Indian, then Katuria Smith is really an Indian:

…the “white” plaintiff who unsuccessfully challenged the University of Washington Law School’s affirmative action policy, Katuria Smith, had much more Native American ancestry than Warren — she was 1/8 Native American.

Similarly, the “white” Hispanic George Zimmerman, reviled by the media for his imaginary racism, is 1/8 black; but that doesn’t seem to be as much of an advantage as Warren’s supposed 1/32 sacred non-whiteness.

If Warren is Indian, I’m Chinese.

On tips from Byron, Hans, and J.

  • SpringTexas

    But, but her grandfather “had high cheek bones like all of the Indians do.”

  • Mickey Shea

    What a disgusting, despicable old moonbat hag.

  • Spider

    Warren is a devout Marxist, and if the voting record, strength, and will of the American people is any indication, you can bet she’ll soon be “Sen.” Marxist.

  • FrankW

    And I am 1/1,412,438.7 Manhattan Indian (because I said so and I have such great shoulder symmetry). Based on the value of land in Manhattan (stolen from my ancestors for cheap baubles) I will accept as reparations (extortion payment) $1,000,000 or 10% interest in a casino in Atlantic City, New Orleans, or Las Vegas.

  • Winston Smith

    LOL! Thats like saying Bill Clinton was Americas 1st black president.

  • Judith M.

    She can’t be 1/32 Indian because she’s 100% dork.

  • modd kenwood

    one question for Elizabeth: HOW?! ( pun intended )

  • TED

    This all reminds me of Dennis Hopper’s spiel to Christopher Walken about Sicilian’s in the movie True Romance (1993). After which Walken says he hasn’t killed anyone since 1984… If you have the movie it’s about 54 minutes into it. I see Warren (and Churchill) taking Hopper’s place.

  • wingmann

    I am 1/100 decillion,or 10(33),of cro magnon.And since my upper Paleolithic brethren seems to be on the endangered species list…can I get some kind of tax break/reparations or just a SNAP card…cmon!

  • Hybrid Lemon

    She drives a PONTIAC…doesn’t that qualify her?

  • Gunny G

    FUCK! If ugly was the currency of the world this dried up old hag would be Billinda Gates!

  • SNuss

    She is just another of those Liberals who have earned the honorary Native American title of “Walking Eagle”. This denotes a bird that is too full of crap to fly.

  • Hybrid Dick Clark

    This story needs a Theme Song!

  • metalgarth

    Here’s the real story.

    John Redcorn from ‘King of The Hill’: “Do you have any Indian in you?”

    Elizabeth: “No”

    John Redcorn: “Would you like some?”

  • Clingtomyguns

    She lookum like just your garden-variety fugly pale-face liberal squaw.

  • J

    Correction: Zimmerman is actually a white hispanic black.

    Zimmerman has black roots through an Afro-Peruvian great-grandfather – the father of the maternal grandmother who helped raise him.

  • Mattius Maximus

    I am an American first; however, I am also 1/5 Mexican, the remainder being European ancestry, which means that if I play my cards right I can ask for reparations from the Spanish for what they may have done to the Aztecs back in the day.

  • wingmann
  • AC

    What’s her secret? I want to rediscover my heritage and build a casino and cut rate tobacco shop.

    My people have suffered immensely. The harm can only be repaired by allowing me to rake in millions off of entitlement recipients and degenerates.

  • Joe

    What amazes me is that she freely admits to using this to try to take advantage of things she percieves minorities getting. What a joke. She’s as white as my ass, and like an ass in many other ways.

  • Chris in N.Va.

    Let’s all sing along now, boys and girls!

    One little, two little, three little Liberals…

  • Jimbo

    My paternal great grand mother was Cherokee off the reservation in Oklahoma. But according to my father, she would never admit it.

  • james

    Looks like an elitist white woman to me.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    So she literally promotes policy that discriminates, then games this very same system for her own benefit ?
    Rules are soooo for the little people

  • Festivus
  • Jester

    I can’t wait to show this one to my wife (1/2 Cherokee, 1/4 Blackfoot)!

  • Jim

    Just call her Elizabeth “Slinging Bull” Warren.

  • Antisocialist

    Burn it with fire!

  • TrickleUpPolitics

    Jim +1

  • Joseph

    If you’re 1/32nd Chinese and 31/32 Irish, you might, just might end up looking like a permanently stoned and drunk Ted Kennedy.

  • ZigZag

    The blue eyes are a dead giveaway of her Indian blood.

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