To cure the degenerative disease that is destroying our civilization, first we must understand it. Fortunately, science is making progress in its investigation of the causes of liberalism:
Matthew Clark, 39, of Lincoln, England and his brother Michael Clark, 42, last year were diagnosed with a rare neurological disorder described as “terminal leukodystrophy,” causing them to lose the ability to think and behave as adults, The Telegraph reported.
After a phase of throwing temper tantrums and watching cartoons, the brothers have gradually lost the ability to talk and walk, leaving them crawling around their parents’ home, the U.K. tabloid Mirror reported.
If Keith Olbermann was fired from Current TV for having reached this phase, the Americans With Disabilities Act may help him win his lawsuit.
It’s tempting to ridicule liberals, but remember: you’re only a severe case of leukodystrophy away from sharing their views. What the hell, ridicule liberals anyway.
On a tip from B1bbet.