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May 04 2012

Al Qaeda: Don’t Kill Biden, He’s More Use to Us Alive

Despite all his bowing and scraping before Islam, Muslim terrorists want Obama dead. But not Joe Biden, whose capacity they have astutely evaluated. Just before his demise, Osama bin Laden called for the assassination of BHO and David Petraeus, but gave instructions to leave Slow Joe alone.

“The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency for the remainder of the term, as it is the norm over there. Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis.”

What Al Qaeda doesn’t seem to realize is that we are already in a crisis; our president put the laughing stock Biden on the ticket in an attempt to compensate for his own lack of expertise.

joe biden
Safe from Al Qaeda.

On a tip from DaddyOD.

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  • modd kenwood

    the last paragraph is sad but so true

  • http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.ca Reaganite Republican

    “Just pretend you’re stupid and they’ll leave you alone”

    With a little dumb luck, some don’t have to pretend, eh

  • Fiberal

    Moreover, analysts seem to be confused about why bin Laden also said to leave Sec of Defense Gates alone.

    The most apparent reason would be that Gates is a politically-correct panderer who lamented that it would be terrible to have the military’s diversity affected by the murder of soldiers at Fort Hood by the Malik Hassan.

    .
    Now here’s what a Secretary of Defense should sound like:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/patcondell

  • SR

    And from Obama land……..Occupy Chicago May Day march pics you won’t see in the establishment media

    http://marathonpundit.blogspot.com/2012/05/occupy-chicago-may-day-march-pics-you.html

  • Fiberal

    Here’s the issue with Biden for liberals:

    When their BO Messiah picked such a fool as a running mate, how in the name of all that’s holy horsesh*t could that not have immediately impugned BO’s judgement up to and including the point of disqualifying BO as a serious presidential candidate?

    That was a completely worse choice than Bush’s Harriet Myers for the SCOTUS which was roundly rejected by all thinking republicans.

    Biden has been wrong on every single international issue ever put before the senate since the invasion of Kuwait by Iraq. (and before for that matter).

    Joe Biden is the best evidence that brain-dead liberals don’t given a pile of fertilizer about the U.S.

    (As if any further evidence were needed.)

  • Fiberal

    Ostensibly, another possible reason bin Laden kept Joe Biden off the hit list was a phonetic-spelling miasma in name recognition.

  • wingmann

    @SR

    Man,we are in for a serious dog fight huh?

  • wingmann
  • JNN

    That’s really bad. When the enemy thinks your such a lop that they still want you alive and in power…that’s says it all!!!!!!!

  • hiram

    I always thought that Obama picked Biden for VP simply as “assassination insurance”.

  • Mr Evilwrench

    I always wondered at the idea that plugs biden was assassination insurance; he’s too blatantly stupid and feckless to be really harmful. We’d be better off with him than with the enemy as president.

  • xamn

    Biden wrote the PATRIOT Act after the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995. He’s no fool. The less out of the limelight these people are, you better believe they are magnitudes more dangerous to American liberty.

    http://bungalowbillscw.blogspot.com/2010/11/joe-biden-father-of-patriot-act-another.html

  • TonyD95B

    “Biden is totally unprepared for that post…..”

    Just for that, I’ll make Osama Bin Laden an honorary Delaweenian……

  • Bob Roberts

    Just so we’re clear, as I’ve said before, I am 100% against assassination of political figures. We have an established way to eliminate politicians we don’t like. It’s called an election.

    That said:

    Obama chose Biden as VP as insurance against anyone who might try to assassinate him. He knew full well that even someone insane enough to try to kill him would nevertheless be able to still understand that moving Biden into the top spot would be a disaster and that would dissuade them.

  • Bob Roberts
  • Bob Roberts

    Regarding claims terrorism works as a viable political means of attaining goals.

    So-called “palestinians” and their supporters (Iran, Syria, etc.) have been using terrorism to try and achieve a “palestinian” state for decades.

    Any questions?

  • Fiberal

    Bob,

    B.S.

    BO’s a narcissist. Narcissism comes with a certain mental deficiency in which he would not be able to fully or realistically contemplate such contingencies.

    Even if BO did chose Biden as “insurance” (an absurd notion) or if that were done for him, the move would have been a gross miscalculation, as indicated by bin Laden’s documents.

    .
    BO chose Biden bc 1) white, 2) not an intellectual threat, 3) inexplicably liberal, 4) supplemented BO’s lack of experience in the senate, 5) loyal voting constituency and 6) was acceptable to establishment democrats as a harmless liberal mascot.

    Keep in mind, that while Biden has always been an abject fool, his dementia-level stupidity only became in high focus once he was elevated to the VP.

  • SR

    The White House is full of idiots…..White House Praises Gertrude Stein – NAZI Sympathizer

    http://www.algemeiner.com/2012/05/02/white-house-cites-nazi-supporter-gertrude-stein-in-jewish-heritage-month-proclamation/white-house-2/

  • Fiberal

    SR,

    The White House is full of idiots

    Well said. But G Stein? …I have to admit I’m somewhat amazed by that.

    There’s almost never a historical female gushed over by liberals other than the incompetent failure, Amelia Earheart, about whom someone in the media is writing on, on a day-to-day basis.

    G. Stein is almost refreshing.

  • beforethestorm

    Yeah…don’t kill Biden. This administration needs comic relief.

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