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May 08 2012

Cher Declares She Can’t Breathe the Same Air as Conservatives

As if voters needed any more reasons to prefer Mitt Romney to the disastrously failed Moonbat Messiah, here’s a clincher — the unhinged and obnoxious moonbat Cher has implied she will finally go away if Romney wins:

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Not even Cher could be too clueless to realize that the “tea bagger” insult is disgusting and obscene in the extreme, roughly the equivalent of calling people “rim jobbers” for believing in limited government. But if this vocabulary is good enough for the current occupant of the White House, it will do for a has-been entertainer.

Maybe if all patriots exhale at the same time, the air will become so unbreathable for Cher that she’ll spontaneously combust, like a vampire in the sunlight. It would be a shame to have to wait for President Romney’s election.

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Doesn’t like breathing the same air as Americans.

On tips from SR and FrankW.

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54 Responses to “Cher Declares She Can’t Breathe the Same Air as Conservatives”

  1. StanInTexas says:

    First, Liberals make this claim all the time. It is not different that a child that claims “Gimme what I want or I’ll hold my breath until I die”.

    Second, if she cannot breathe the same air as Conservatives, there is a VERY simple solution to that problem.

  2. Kevin says:

    Cher: Let’s work on proper capitalization. Until then, I can’t possibly have a serious discussion with you.

  3. Jester says:

    So that’s it, Cher? Just the same old, worn-out, tired, burned-out, used-up, recycled left-wing name calling that your kind has been doing for the last 45 years? No facts, logic, or reason?

    No wonder you’re so old, worn-out, tired, burned-out, used-up, and recycled yourself…

  4. JamesJ says:

    If Cher has one more face lift, she’ll have a goatee!

    If we had an all out nuclear war, the only things that would survive are cockroaches and Cher.

  5. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    The same can be said as one strolls by the tents of Occupy
    Whew

  6. geeknerd says:

    But what does her son/daughter Chaz think about this?

  7. StanInTexas says:

    JamesJ…

    …and Keith Richards!

  8. chuck in st paul says:

    like I responded to this on another site:


    and this is your brain on drugs

  9. dan says:

    makes you glad that Sonny escaped….

  10. Jimbo says:

    I suppose she’ll just have to choke. Probably won’t be the first thing she’s choked on.

  11. Sam says:

    It’s a very simple solution, Cher. Go down to the Whole Foods (I’m sure you can send an assistant there if you’re above this task), and get a produce bag out of the produce section. I’m certain there are several dozen bag stations throughout the variety of organic items.

    Take the bag, place it over your head, and hold the edge of the bag tight to your neck.

    Problem solved.

    The wrong member of that duo went skiing that fateful day.

  12. SR says:

    Time for Obama to apologize for Cher’s remarks.

  13. Screwy Puppy says:

    *** sigh ***

    And I defended her a couple weeks ago over the press trying to manufacture a controversy about her.

  14. Garpin says:

    I used to like Cher, until she started talking without a script.

  15. MT says:

    “Cher Declares She Can’t Breathe the Same Air as Conservatives”

    That’s easily solved–don’t!

    “…I don’t know if i can breathe the same air as Him…”

    That should be, “…as He…”. However, by capitalizing the pronoun (although the wrong case), you’re not saying that you can’t, but that you’re not worthy to.

  16. Bluesman says:

    She should go f@ck her daughter, she/man or what ever the hell she is.

  17. Goldenfoxx says:

    Teabagger? She must be referring to her “it” that she gave birth to. Even I resent having to breathe the same air as Cher and her “it” thing.

  18. TED says:

    We all know how the left can’t tell the truth, she won’t go. Too bad, this country would be much better withour her and that sh/it. It’s really too bad she has to do this just to get some attention now days.

  19. I would like to point out that she has in fact been breathing the same air as all those people, without regard for Romney being elected, all her life, thus proving that it is indeed possible for her to do so. Even if there is some sort of “proximity” boundary of such air, she can always decline invitations to the White house to avoid the tainted air to the exact same degree that she already does.

  20. MG says:

    DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS!

  21. joeh says:

    Go away, half breed!

  22. Joe says:

    I hope her “son” Chastity goes with her.

  23. fxdwg says:

    Nobody cares what an entertainer thinks about politics.

  24. 70Stage1 says:

    Thump, thump, thump: Sonny rolling over in his grave.

    I pretty much wrote her off when she was on strutting around that ship with a strip of electrical tape running up her flat butt crack……..while her Son was air guitaring in the background. Nice. What a half-wit.

  25. Bob Roberts says:

    Hey Cher, we feel the same way and so we welcome you to stop breathing that air any time you’re ready! Give me your address and I’ll even send you a trash bag (appropriate for you) and some zip ties to help you achieve your goal!

  26. Bob Roberts says:

    Even better, Cher, I don’t live THAT far from you – not only will I personally deliver them, I’ll help you fit it so that you can get it right. You’ll have to actually wait until I’m gone to do the deed, though. I doubt I will be able to stand your presence long enough even for the reward of seeing you take your last breath.

  27. whotothewhat says:

    Cher you can stop breathing anytime, PLEASE!!!

    Besides isn’t she made of plastic.

  28. Sam Adams says:

    Actually this is an excellent reason to vote for Romney.

  29. TeaPartyNation says:

    Finally, thanks to cher, I have a reason to support romney, even though I’m a conservative.

  30. [...] (Moonbattery) As if voters needed any more reasons to prefer Mitt Romney to the disastrously failed Moonbat Messiah, here’s a clincher — the unhinged and obnoxious moonbat Cher has implied she will finally go away if Romney wins… Read Story [...]

  31. Joe says:

    Can’t
    Understand
    Normal
    Thinking

  32. Bubba says:

    If Obama gets reelected, I don’t know if I can breathe the same air as him and his far left wing, corrupt union crony, people hating, all powerful commie masters.

    Two can play that game, you plastic bitch.

    Note: proper punctuation and capitalization.

  33. Jeff says:

    Who cares what that over the hill, no talent hack artist “thinks”. The ONLY thing her rant proves is that the dosage on her meds needs to be increased and she is in dire need of adult supervision.
    Cher, your singing sucks and you a total failure as a mother and parent.

  34. IOpian says:

    She’s been singing lyrics and reading scripts written by other people most of her life. Obviously her political thinking follows that course as well. Classic liberal straw man narratives regurgitated on command.

  35. LMMA says:

    Why hasn’t she died yet. Stupid bitch should go have more cake. Her daughter became a man. She’s a failure as a mother and a wife. And her whole career has been that of a whore, jus sayin

  36. soulpile says:

    Well, she could always go live elsewhere if she finds the American environment unlivable.

  37. Sam Adams says:

    Bubba says:
    May 8, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    If Obama gets reelected, I don’t know if I can breathe the same air as him
    __________

    Ted Nugent said much the same thing. His statement resulted in a visit from the Secret Service (gotta protect POTUS from every threat). Apparently the agents and Nuge got a laugh out of the whole deal.

    http://www.tednugent.com/news/newsDetails.aspx?PostID=1363102#topNav

  38. Bubba says:

    What threat? Are you paying attention?

  39. Eric says:

    I’m no fervant supporter of Romney but I will be quite happily cheering on Nov. 7th when Mitt has his balls firmly planted on Oboloosers forehead, teabag style.

  40. Sam Adams says:

    Bubba says:
    May 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    What threat? Are you paying attention?
    ____________

    That’s what Nugent said, too.

    If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

    For that statement, Ted got a visit from the SS. I don’t see a threat in your statement, either….however……We can’t be too careful in not letting Biden become president.

  41. TexasDoc says:

    All of those years of constant, relentless exposure to Botox, collagen and silicone finally melted her brain.

  42. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Joe: +1

  43. Festivus says:

    I’m surprised at you, TUP!

  44. Chunkdog says:

    Cher dropped out of school at 14. She basically has the mind of a 8th grader. Children should be seen and not heard.

  45. Ragnar Danneskjöld says:

    Her Loony Cloony, Damon…just brainless leftie

  46. oldguy says:

    She appears to be wearing a sperm-catcher charm.

  47. czuch says:

    Que the shark, 3…2…1… JUMP NOW!! Not over, into.
    Maybe all the “stars” that promised, emptily to vacate when W got reelected and never left will have the HONOR to fulfill their promise this time. Oh wait, honor,nope.
    Jeeeezzzz she’s gotta be, what, 70!!??
    Oh ick in those shagging outfits.
    2012/2013

  48. Pat says:

    Cher… if you can’t breath the air you can always move to Mother Russia and take your ‘tea-bagger’ son/daughter with you!

  49. Marian says:

    As a 1%er, Cher will only have credibility when she gives away ALL her money to the government.

  50. Adam says:

    She looks like Medusa in that getup. Fits her personality. If the camera panned farther back, I bet the entire front row at that concert would turn out to be filled with statues.

  51. Robert S. Pierre says:

    I wonder how Cher would feel if she knows that she’s breathing the same air as Jesus:

    http://rsloan.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/03/2768580-the-odds-that-youll-breathe-a-single-molecule-of-air-that-once-traveled-through-the-lungs-of-jesus

    Chances are that she’s probably breathing the same air as Romney right now. Since she can’t do that, I know what she’s decided to do.

  52. T says:

    Stop breathing, now!

  53. modd kenwood says:

    go phuck yourself,Cher

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