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May 18 2012

CNN Urges Normal Couples to Emulate Homosexuals’ Promiscuity

In addition to providing predictable Establishment Left spin to the news, CNN is attempting to remain relevant by offering marriage counseling. Its advice: normal couples should follow the example of homosexuals, who have left behind old-fashioned notions of sexual fidelity.

According to “eminent marriage therapist” John Gottman,

“Straight couples may have a lot to learn from gay and lesbian relationships.”

For example,

“A number of my gay clients prefer to be sexually open but emotionally monogamous,” says sex and relationship therapist Joe Kort. “They can have lovers on the side and not have it be a threat to the relationship.”

It’s a type of male coupledom that sex columnist Dan Savage has famously termed “monogamish” …

Appallingly, this self-indulgent infidelity — which is responsible for the rapid spread of AIDS — is portrayed as positive.

Readers may recognize Dan Savage as the militant pervert who publicly bullies Christian children.

Anyone wonder why CNN is losing its audience?

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Out on a limb that is cracking.

On tips from Ken and Shawn.

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  • http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry

    If it’s just sex, why are they called “lovers”?

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    Maybe it should be changed to “QNN”

  • Jodie

    “A number of my gay clients prefer to be sexually open but emotionally monogamous,” says sex and relationship therapist Joe Kort. “They can have lovers on the side and not have it be a threat to the relationship.”

    Which is why gay marriage is an abomination.

  • Mickey Shea

    How conveniently they forget that homo behavior spawned
    the AIDS epidemic.

  • Keith in Seattle

    What foolish remarks about a foolish practice.

  • henry

    Sure, just as soon as mooshell and her wife start sharing the joys of anal sex on The View….

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    Yup The ghost of Ted Kennedy just advised me;
    “Nothing says I love you dear like a good old fashioned waitress sandwich”

  • fxdwg

    Is it just me, or is liberalism a thinly veiled excuse for just doing whatever you want to do and not feeling any guilt or shame? NOW wants to own the term “slut”, right? What a childish point of view. Grow up!

  • JNN

    Once against, the pathetic think they matter. They are so desparate for “validation” that they want to bring everyone down to their level.

  • Bob Roberts

    The different sides of this issue, within the LGBTQ crowds and their supporters, should really start reading each others’ memos.

    They’re not supposed to admit, so blatantly, that the real effort here is ton drive a stake through traditional marriage.

    Abortion, liberalized divorce and now the final assault on marriage itself are all part of a larger picture.

    If you go to the most primitive cultures that remain on Earth you will find the sort of things that liberals embrace going on. It’s a big part of why they’re still so primitive – they haven’t figured out how to make choices that lead to success.

    Which is also why they’re about an “entitlement” mentality – they want to bring society down to their level so they’ll feel “equal” without having any actual effort to be “equal”.

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  • Jimbo

    Throwing out natural law is never a good idea.
    Liberals will attempt anything to justify their nasty, sinful, unnatural perversions.

  • whotothewhat

    WOW their is no perversion low enough no sex act forbidden and no reasonable moral lifestyle not demeaned by these scum bags. The F!@#ing A holes cry they want only to marry and be treated like NORMAL hetero couples but then push for a hedonistic lifestyle not just for their own morally debased group but for everyone..

    The real reason is if Obama gets re-elected he will push for a National recognition of same sex marriages once that happens how will it look when Bill and Bob who are married moved into White Picket Fence subdivision and have adopted 2 small boys and send them to public school and volunteer their time to meals on wheels and are at school functions, are having ecstasy fueled rave orgies on Saturday nights if Tom and Carol Henderson next door are not hosting wife swapping parties as well.. I mean that would be just WEIRD!!!!

  • Dr. 9

    CNN is fighting for it’s very existence, so we can expect to see their shows become more and more bizarre, to the point where they don’t really care what they show so long as it gets them a few viewers. Or, so they hope. They are dying and everyone knows it, especially them…. Good riddance!

    Who knows. Maybe this will cause the clowns at Fox to wake up and start acting like a real news network, instead of a gathering of totally PC’ized faux-conservatives. Perhaps a name change, like, The Fox Clown Network, or The Fox Commercial Network, or The Fox We-Wish-We-Were-Real-Journalists network, or The Fox Network For Irrelevant Blonds.

  • Turd Blossom Lao

    This would be a divorce lawyer’s wet dream!

  • Joe

    If you go to Key West, you can see a huge concrete pier on the south side of the island. It’s a memorial, with the names of all the men of Key West who died from aids in the 80′s and 90′s. Hundreds and hundreds of them. All because they were “sexually open”. Now they’re dead. Forever. Enjoy.

  • geeknerd

    My wife would NEVER let me “have lovers on the side” because she KNOWS that it would ALWAYS be “a threat to the relationship.”

    Recriminalize adultery. Make it a misdemeanor with a punishment less than that for soliciting for prostitution, but get it on the books. Then homosexuals might have a reason to get “married.” Until then, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE.

  • Sam Adams

    geeknerd says:
    May 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm My wife would NEVER let me “have lovers on the side” because she KNOWS that it would ALWAYS be “a threat to the relationship.”
    _______

    A wife that has her carry permit, owns a couple of guns and is not afraid to use them tends to cure a lot of wonderlust.

    I’m reminded of Dick Armey’s response when asked what would happen if he had behaved like Bill Clinton:

    “I would be laying in a pool of blood, my wife standing over me saying “How do you reload this thing…””

    __

    Conservatives held to any standard would be higher than a liberal, since apparently they have no standards.

  • Path

    Sorry, couldn’t read the entire article but, having said that, I want to vomit.

  • Alxandro

    It’s Sodom and Gommohra all over again

  • Sinister66

    I believe straight couples that engage in that tipe of activity are called swingers. To each their own I guess.

    Sam Adams says:
    People generally dont cheat on their spouce unless there is something missing in their relationship. If your spouce isnt giving you what you need, drop him/her and find someone who will.

  • Sinister66

    oops “type”

  • http://www.spazgraphic.com/YHVH_Serpent_seed.html Spaz

    CNN data mining, I’ll bite.

    This is not only repulsive it is preposterous and I say NO MORE! Stop the frookin’ madness. We know how Sodom and Gomorrah ended.

  • Restless

    “Emotionally monogamous?” How about “blissfully ignorant?”

  • grayjohn

    CNN = Cunts Not Noticed

  • beforethestorm

    I had a friend with a marriage like this, only she never agreed to it. Her husband brought home a sexual disease, and gave it to her. Nothing says I love you like an STD.

  • geeknerd

    Sinister66,

    People who believe it is sin and oath-breaking to do so don’t cheat on their spouses EVEN IF there IS something missing in their relationship. Until death do you part, sworn before God and men, and all that.

    Even if you DON’T believe in eternal punishment for sin, consider this. I worked for a man with a wife AND a mistress. I figured if his wife, who one might assume at one time loved him, cannot trust him, how can I, a mere employee, ever hope to trust him? His promises, his word, is worthless.

    Break the marriage oath, and no one should ever trust you again.

  • jaded in joplin

    Didn’t see this one coming till I read the same idea the other day….a gay saying their marriages would be different, as the idea of fidelity isn’t that important. He said heterosexuals could “learn about equality” from homosexuals by looking at how their marriages will be.

    Reminds me of the muslims trying to say American, and now Australian history owe big to muslim heritage. Just start these baby steps in cultural marxism, and next thing you know we’re like Canada (which has had gay marriage for several yrs), pushing for the age of gay sodomy to be lowered to 14. Uh-huh.

  • Sam Adams

    geeknerd says:
    May 19, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Sinister66,

    People who believe it is sin and oath-breaking to do so don’t cheat on their spouses EVEN IF there IS something missing in their relationship. Until death do you part, sworn before God and men, and all that.

    Even if you DON’T believe in eternal punishment for sin, consider this. I worked for a man with a wife AND a mistress. I figured if his wife, who one might assume at one time loved him, cannot trust him, how can I, a mere employee, ever hope to trust him? His promises, his word, is worthless.

    Break the marriage oath, and no one should ever trust you again.
    _________

    I agree with everything you said. If a man can’t be trusted to keep his most sacred oath, how can he be trusted with is second or third most sacred oath.

    And….there is always “something missing” in a relationship, even if it is the excitement of having a new lover. No marriages are perfect, but the alternative to a pretty good marriage is a lot of pain and suffering for everyone involved.

    1. A man can’t carry on an affair without his wife at least suspecting. He will lose her trust.

    2. The “other woman” is living a lie; she (like Mary Kennedy) hopes she can turn this man around by providing him what he thinks he is missing. She fails in most cases to accept that if he is unfaithful to one, he will be unfaithful to the next.

    3. The man is living a lie; he knows that he isn’t being honest, at very least with himself. He knows that if he is found out, there is heartache enough for everyone.

    4. The kids are innocent victims who will be hurt however things turn out.

    When people justify sin, they are simply wrong. Natural law dictates that wickedness never was happiness, and people who drop their wife because something is missing are generally engaging in wickedness.

  • Chris

    Sodom & Gommorha? More like Sodomy & Gonnorhea woth these sick freaks.

  • Sinister66

    geeknerd says:
    “EVEN IF there IS something missing in their relationship. Until death do you part, sworn before God and men, and all that.”

    Life is too short to try to be content in a relationship that doesnt give you everything you need.

  • Ben David

    Can someone post a link to the original story?
    Can’t find it on CNN

  • BlameTheVictim

    Soory folks,but let’s stop blaming men for all these EM affairs. That marriage oath works BOTH ways! Woman’s got to respect and perform her part of the bargain as well. If she doesn’t, her breach is just as egregious and onerous, particularly if it occurs first!

    Dr Lauara is right! If the woman doesn’t show respect, why should she deserve any in return? It ain’t a one-way street and it definitely takes two to tango, tobcoin a phrase or two.

    So, women, stop with the self-righteous claims of “victimization” and live up to your part of that sacred oath! If you can truthfully say you have and you’re still wronged, then you can be the victim, but not until and unless!!!

  • Jodie

    Life might be short Sinister, but I promise you that eternity is very long…

  • http://theundergroundconservativedotcom.wordpress.com The Underground Conservative

    Dan Savage strikes out on a regular basis at Singles Night at Old MacDonald’s Farm, proof that even farm animals have standards.

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