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May 27 2012

Shopping in Hopey Changey America Part II

Five-finger discounts for those tired of waiting for cash from Obama’s stash can be applied not only at the mall, but at supermarkets:

Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling. The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

This might give you an idea of why there are no supermarkets in Detroit:

After worker Jonathan Orr tried to stop Appling, she “pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.”

Appling kept spraying as several workers tried to keep her from fleeing. The 340-pound Appling also allegedly punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee. As she successfully bolted from the Athens store, Appling “was dropping beer cans out of her purse.”

Responding to a 911 call, a cop reported spotting “a very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees” who followed her outside the Piggly Wiggly, which was filled with a choking cloud of pepper spray.

Lonneshia’s haul:

five packages of cheese; eight cans of Coors Light; vegetable oil; chicken wings; and five packages of bacon.

Good thing she steals Coors Light; drinking regular beer, she might put on weight.

No doubt the $88.27 worth of items she attempted to steal could be paid for several times over for what she will cost the taxpayer every day she is jail. Welfare will carry her through from when she gets out to the next time she’s arrested.

Lonneshia-Shafaye-Appling   Piggly_Wiggl
Separated at birth? Lonneshia and the Piggly Wiggly pig.

On tips from Wingmann, G. Fox, and Bob Roberts.

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  • http://www.brycchancarey.com/abolition/wilberforce.htm Wilberforce

    A 340-pounder, eh? She must hold down one well-paying job to afford all of that food!

    Ahem…

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    Revenge of Big Momma?

    Or: Big Momma visits the Big House

    .

  • Jay B.

    Wow, what a repulsive animal.

  • justme

    If Obama had an overweight daughter…

  • blue

    but, but, Obama promised her free stuff………

  • Sweep the leg
  • Yan Helsing

    They should have kicked her black butt.

  • FrankHD

    This bison would feed alot of face eaters in Miami

  • IslandLifer

    No more welfare for the pigs. Each major city should be outfitted with old GP large tents and cots. This area will no doubt be located away from the general population. Each citizen who chooses to become unproductive will be surgically fitted with a G-tube and put on the K-E diet.

  • Fiberal

    In addition to the stolen items recovered, how much did she already eat while in the candy ailse and how did she have stored in her cheek pouches?

  • Michelle

    She looks white hispanic to me…..

    The employee’s must have stalked a profiled her…

    They obviously chased her down like a dog….

    Yawn.

  • Fiberal

    So let’s see…at 26, what was her name…Concretia?…must have at least 16 kids by now. I suppose a kinder person might give it to her that she was just feeding her family.

    But I have seen beasts like that eat.

  • dmgore

    A purple dress? If a mcdonalds were nearby someone could be fooled that Grimace was makeing an appearance.
    DM

  • Fiberal

    Why is it always up to me to point out that land barges like Obeshia never seem to steal soap?

  • CT

    Just another one of Obama’s entitled people.

  • Fiberal

    Good logo Piggly Wiggly has.

    But just change one “h” for a “t” and they would nail it as far as Sputtumeeshia is concerned.

  • Fiberal

    I understand that Hugeeshia would have made off with the goods except that she bent the lifts on her getaway forklift.

  • Fiberal

    She had no choice. She had to stand and fight like a man.

    She had way too many body parts dragging on the ground to make a clean getaway.

  • Fiberal

    I would imagine that Kenneleeshia’s pepper spray gets a lot of use at the dinner table if her relatives have even half her appetite.

  • Fiberal

    Occupy Piggly Wiggly

    (And they say conservatives don’t care.)

  • Fiberal

    Actually, I’m getting tired of all these black mobs raiding businesses.

  • Canis lupus

    Is that her mugshot? Seems like getting into trouble with the law is not a concern for her.

  • Gunny G

    Watched a black bitch get nabbed shoplifting the other day, lied, and when security found it on her, she started to throw punches.

    Frankly, the Chinese have the right idea, just shoot the vermin.

  • http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.ca Reaganite Republican

    Addicts can be scary when they need a fix

  • http://www.itsaboutliberty.com MissAnthropy

    Let this and countless other examples show: America is such a fundamentally and intrinsically racist country that its non-white citizens apparently have access to so much food, and apparently perform so little physical labor, that they become grossly obese.

    Yeah. The white man is so greedy!

  • blue

    do Muslims shop at Piggly-Wiggly??

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    “Holy Mackerel, Andy…what’s Sapphire doin’ making headlines again? I told her to keeps a below the radar profile until after the Election is thrown in November.”

    and now a word from our sponsor, Rinso detergent.

  • Mattius Maximus

    SARCASM ALERT!!!! Boy I sure hope this hideous blurple bowel movement has useless children that will someday clop in her disgusting footsteps. I can’t wait to pay for their food-stamps, and their crack habit. And, ya know, I’ve always wanted to live in Detroit, especially in a really “heart-of-darkness” neighborhood where the most useless, degenerate apes live. It’s always been my dream to live in a piece of shit part of town where the smartest buck has an IQ of 50. END OF SARCASM. Honestly, I love where I live because there are probably 2 black people living around here, and that’s actually 1 too many. I’m not a full-blown racist, I just don’t like the company of niggers…lol.

  • LMMA

    Its the love child of Obama and Oprah!

  • Swamp Music

    ‘The Great Society’.

  • Judith M.

    Can you imagine a swarm of Lonneshias descending on a Piggly Wiggly? It would be a plague of Biblical proportions. No wonder there are food deserts in the ghetto.

  • Jimbo

    The word that adequately describes this pig has been made “hate speech” by her white liberal enablers.

    She is a true product of liberalism.

  • Doug

    Best part of all:

    lao is beside himself screaming at the top of his lungs and pounding fists on the keyboard yelling RAAAAAAAACISTS!

  • wingmann

    Burp!

  • Elizabeth

    What, Shanequeeeyah couldn’t fit a watermelon and some grape drink up her hooha? She got robbed.

  • Adam

    If Bigfoot is the supposed missing link between men and apes, then this disgusting creature must be the missing link between men and pigs. Bet you anything she fully supports Obama.
    Doug, has Lao been banned? I haven’t been on in a while.

  • bee

    one of LBJ’s grandchilluns

  • Stephen E Dalton

    Separated at birth? Nah, there’a no family resemblance between the two pigs!

  • octa bright

    She is a vict1m of society ONLY in that she has been permited to become useless to herself and to her society at large. She is the end result of almost 50 years of well meaning social engineering that started with LBJ’s great society. Since it is not practical at this time simply to shoot her, incarcerating her is too expensive, and while work camps might be the answer getting her to work probably much more trouble than she is worth, although it probably would resul in some weight loss.

  • chuck in st paul

    Sasquatchneesha there is a prime example of everything that went wrong with the War On Poverty. It’s now the war on Whitey and Teh Fairness Campaign.

  • joeh

    I just bet LBJ is looking up at her and so proud of his creation. He really screwed the black people. I hear he screwed nearly everything in Texas.

  • Swamp Music
  • Jodie

    I think she saw her face on the sign and thought she owned the place.

  • Sgt Stadenko

    Doug says:

    lao is beside himself screaming at the top of his lungs and pounding fists on the keyboard yelling RAAAAAAAACISTS!

    Judging by some of the comments in this thread, I wouldn’t blame him. Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!

    I will say this about lovely Lonneshia, I’d bet when the cops approached her, she loudly demanded they arrest the guy she pepper-sprayed. I’ve seen crap like that first-hand.

  • http://14 Cameraman

    Is That a Beachball with Lips? OH! Shyte its Obamas Pudgy Daughter. if he Had One? Well he does!

  • Noelegy

    Is that her mug shot? She looks so…pleased with herself.

  • chuck in st paul

    naw Noelegy, that’s the look she had after eating all five packages of bacon (at one sitting)

  • Lao’s Gerbil

    My owner is MOST VEX with you all! MOST VEX, indeed!!! He says you’re all knuckle-dragging, cross-burning Kleagle-wannabes for denying this lovely child of Africa her Gaia-given right to free food & water. And, considering that you troglodytes built this country on the backs of her ancestors, he says she’s double-entitled.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, he says it’s time to go crash the parade (whatever that means).

  • TheRonPaulSteve

    MMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMM!

  • Jester

    Lonneshia Shafaye Obama…. MMM, MMM, MMM…

  • Lauran

    No doubt, she received a personal phone call from Obama, later than evening, to ask her if she was hurt from the attack by those mean Piggly Wiggly employees.

  • Max

    Another perfect illustration of Obama’s “fundamentally transformed” America.

  • TrojanMan

    “a very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees”

    Are we sure this was not at a McDonalds?

    http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/02/28/10049/grimace.jpg

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