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May 29 2012

SF Bureaucrat Communicates With Dead Pervert by Ouija Board

San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors wouldn’t resolve to take over from the Navy the responsibility for naming battleships so that one could be named after Harvey Milk, a peacenik moonbat whose main accomplishment was to be openly homosexual, without due consideration. Here is how one member came to make his weighty decision:

A San Francisco supervisor says he consulted a Ouija board before city leaders voted on whether to recommend naming a Navy ship after slain gay rights activist Harvey Milk.

Supervisor John Avalos tells the San Francisco Chronicle ( that he believes he made contact with Milk’s spirit and that Milk spelled out letters indicating: “Good riddance to don’t ask, don’t tell.”

If only the decision-makers in DC had their feet planted this firmly on the ground.

San Fransicko bureauweenies might have settled for naming a street after Milk, but San Diego beat them to it. So they did the next most disgraceful thing by naming one after Nancy Pelosi instead.

Also known as the Hershey Highway.

On a tip from John H.

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  • Unonymous

    What’s next? Spilling chicken guts on the floor of city hall to determine how much of a “fair share” those 1%-ers should be paying?

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    A Ouija board ?
    Hey SF and California at large
    You get what you vote for

  • metprof

    I’m assuming it’d have an all-gay crew.

    Quick, someone contact Gavin McCloud and the rest of his officers. The USS FudgePacker will need officers.

  • Spider

    IMO, the best way to get back at all the people who have illegally entered our country and continue to drain the blood from this nation, is to give them what they want. Give them Mexifornia. But, they must also take all the people who now live there, as we don’t want them infecting the rest of us any more than they already have.

    Then, put two divisions of fully-armed Marines on the Nevada border with orders to kill anything that tries to leave Mexifornia. Yes, it’s true that Mexiaco would never forgive us for doing that to them, but who cares.

  • StanInTexas

    Spider, the answer is even simpler than that. We should immediately implement rules and laws for our Southern border that mirror the Mexican laws for their Southern border.

    Problem solved!

  • wingmann

    Funny,in a sad kind of way.

  • Grunt

    Yeah, we can’t have them doing anything arcane, like, say, praying, but it’s perfectly rational to invoke the occult.

  • StanInTexas

    Good point, Grunt. Anyone want to bring up “separation of church and state”?

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