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May 29 2012

Separated at Birth?

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes has apologized for declaring that he feels “uncomfortable” calling American troops heroes. Now will he apologize for stealing his kooky colleague Rachel Maddow’s face?

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Have these two ever been seen together?

Say they are separate people, and Madcow manages to get him pregnant. The offspring would perfectly personify the liberal elite.

On tips from Maudie N Mandeville and Wingmann.

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  • b-dob
  • Sam

    I guess I’ll put dinner in the refrigerator. I don’t need dinner now.

  • Stevo

    The picture on the left – no Adam’s Apple.

    The picture on the right – Adam’s Apple.

    We mock, you enjoy.

  • wingmann

    Couldn’t help it.This song started playing in my head.

    They’re creepy and they’re kookey.
    Mysterious and spookey.
    They’re altogether together ookey.
    The Progressive Family.

    The house is a museum.
    When people come to see’em.
    They really are a scre-am.
    The Progressive Family.

    So get a witch’s shawl on.
    A broomstick you can crawl on.
    We’re going to pay a call on.
    The Proggressive Family.

  • SteveP

    Ok, the metrosexual on the left is Chris Hayes. I got that. Is the little boy on the right really named Rachel?

  • Chris

    Why do all liberal men and women eventually tend to look like old lesbians?

  • angryK9

    I don’t know who the guy on the left is. The guy on the right is definetly chandler from friends.

  • dries

    LOL. About a year ago I saw Hayes as a guest host for Maddow. When I caught a glimpse of MSNBC anchor (while changing channels, of course ;-) my thoughts were “Gee Rachel is really, really out if she now dons a suit & a tie.” I needed a 2nd look to ascertain it was Hayes, NOT Maddow. Exactly the same level of androgyny. Rachel may have a deeper voice though.

  • lamchops

    Who knew Rachel Maddow had a lesbian sister.

  • Toa

    SteveP says @ May 29, 2012 at 3:46 pm


    Looks to me like the little boy is on the left; at right, it looks more like a steroided tough guy with glasses.

  • TexasDoc

    Same dyke. Different outfits.

  • Henry

    He’s the 6 to her 9.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    The HR department there must have a particular proclivity to ugly.

  • Rogertheshrubber


    I bet the dude on the right has a bigger dick as well.


  • LarryG

    Stevo kinda got in my way. Kidding. I had a very similar thought about the their throats. Looks like the little puss loses the adam’s apple contest to the man-ikin.

  • tim gadsden


  • geofraz

    HOLY SHIT! I’d rather fuck Hayes than Maddow! Jesus that’s one fugly hermaphrodite! You see?! This is what happens when muslims are allowed to fuck goats under sharia law!

  • Momster

    Chris says:
    May 29, 2012 at 4:04 pm Why do all liberal men and women eventually tend to look like old lesbians?

    Well, Chris—it’s because that’s exactly what they are.

  • Louisiana Steve

    I think these two ‘metrozombies’ are totally incapable of defending themselves and protecting their loved ones if and when the sh*t hits the fan. If in a combat situation, no self respecting soldier would team up with either of these two sniveling cowards.

  • Dr. 9

    Good point Steveo! LOL!!!

  • DarthKeller

    I see Maddow on the left, but who’s the dude on the right?

    *** If you try to tell me who these people are, please turn off your computer and throw it off your roof/balcony/out an elevator/some other high place where it will be smashed to bits

  • fxdwg

    This is what happens when the victims become the bullies.

    They both haven’t shaved in 3 years.

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