At last some good news out of the sinking remnants of Britain. Soon even normal people will qualify for the many perks of victimhood. All they’ll have to do is put on a little weight:
A parliamentary report published [Tuesday] says that a lack of self esteem is damaging a generation of children who may struggle with school work and forming friendships.
All children could now attend body confidence and self esteem classes at school.
And now calling someone ‘fatty’ should be deemed a hate crime, these MPs say.
The Government should consider putting ‘appearance-based discrimination’ on a legal par with race and sexual discrimination, the report suggests.
The Equalities Act 2010 makes it unlawful to harass, victimise or discriminate against anyone because of their race, gender, sexual orientation, age, or disability.
There was a time when you had to be a blood relative of the king to have that kind of status. Before long, everyone in Britain will be special. But they’ll have to communicate with hand gestures, because anything they could possibly say will be regarded by someone as hate speech.
On a tip from FPST.