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Jun 03 2012

Finally a Compelling Reason to Vote for Elizabeth Warren

Okay, maybe Elizabeth Warren isn’t really an Indian or the mother of the Marxist Occupy Wall Street movement. But voters still have a reason to vote for her; she is the first nursing mother to take the bar exam in New Jersey. Watch this expert comedienne deliver the line with a straight face:

On a tip from Wingmann.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    Now we know where she hid the answers

  • Bubba

    Wow, now there’s an accomplishment. IDIOT.

  • Toa

    I wonder if this poor woman has spent her entire life foaming at the mouth, stamping her feet rapidly with clenched fists and screaming “I’M SPECIAL!! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!!!”

    Maybe she IS just a comedienne, lampooning “Liberals”.

  • gemalo

    And this qualifies her for office, how ? (oops, can I use the word ‘how’ when I comment about this 1/32 Indian?)

  • metprof

    That explains the stains on the test sheet.

  • wingmann

    What a fool.

  • Buffalobob

    First Indian (Native American) first lactating woman, first certifiable dip shi*. She has all of the bases covered.

  • born in 76

    She seems to struggle to act smart.

  • born in 76

    “If Elizabeth Warren wins, she’s on the fast track to a National Ticket…”(2016)

    –Joe Scarborough

  • Jester

    The only way she could become MORE politically correct at this point is if she came out as a pot-smoking, lesbian, animal rights, environmental extremist Muslim journalist. I believe she has all the other bases covered.

  • Right Reason

    Lying White Woman (her official Native American moniker) really wants to become a senator so that she can relocate to Washinton and root for …

    The Redskins.


  • Heltau

    White woman speaks with forked tounge.

  • Momster

    Folks, you have to understand. She can’t help lying. She’s a lib/prog/commie–and from Massachusetts to boot! It’s her heritage.

    And speaking of heritage, she has a hard time keeping a straight face due to her high Cherokee cheekbones. Just like her paw-paw. If she thought it would help her she would have cheek implants to help prove her case.

    Reminds me of a book written by acertain comedian/Democrat member of congress (sorry about the redundancy)–“Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.” The ironic part of this is that Al Franken was writing about conservatives!!!

  • TED
  • wingmann

    That shite is funny TED!

  • Didja ever hear anything about her record? Has she accomplished anythingother than the obvious?
    I’m 0/32 Cherokee. Dosent matter anyway.
    Youre not coming to lunch,or Wounded Knee.
    2012/2013,,,,,,,,,,,maybe sooner

  • Essemess

    Maybe she invented the question mark 🙂

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