As a result of the Islamification of Britain, disputes between ice cream vendors are now settled in the time-honored Middle Eastern fashion. Via Barstool Sports:
A dispute between two rival ice cream sellers which was caught on film is being investigated by police. The film shows a fracas between Mr Yummy, run by Zeheer Ramzan, and Mr Whippy, run by Mohammed Mulla, on Palatine Road, Blackburn on 2 June. “My neighbour told me his daughter who is 12 or 13 was being served just before I started filming it when another ice cream seller started shouting he could do the same ice cream 10p cheaper and the other one got annoyed and then it turned into fracas.
Good thing no kids got caught between the trucks:
On a tip from Shawn.