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Jun 16 2012

Plague Mouse

No good deed goes unpunished — and with bleeding heart do-gooders, that is as it should be:

A man in Oregon is severely ill in hospital with a suspected case of the plague, thought to have been contracted as he tried saving a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat in his neighbourhood. …

Initially he showed signs of the Bubonic plague, including swollen lymph nodes in his armpits and groin. He then had abdominal pains and bleeding — a symptom of Septicaemic plague.

The Black Death, one of the worst pandemics in human history, was caused by an outbreak of the plague, resulting in the deaths of 25 million people in Europe between 1348 and 1350.

That’s quite a body count — though moonbats have dwarfed it with communism.

The lesson:

“Taking a mouse out of a cat’s mouth is probably not a good idea,” said Emilio DeBess, the public health veterinarian for Oregon.

Clearly we need a government program to educate cats, so that they will understand the historic discrimination suffered by mice and other disease-spreading vermin and stop behaving so insensitively.

On a tip from Artfldgr.

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11 Responses to “Plague Mouse”

  1. Old One says:

    All across the west many species have been spreading bubonic plague for at least a century. That’s right moonbats let’s revert to the Middle Ages and kill the carts and save the rats to show our tolerance and love for Gaia. Close down those coal mines, nuclear power plants, oil drilling and revert to windpower that medieval man learned was near useless and completely unreliable.
    Hey moonbats save those rodents! Abort those female babies to save the earth for the mice not mankind.

  2. Musicmaven says:

    IDIOT! Thinning of the herd. …….. well it is a start.

  3. Right Reason says:

    Cats are brilliant hunters who were important to mankind developing permanent residences. More than 5000 years ago, Egyptians found that by domesticating cats, they could have the cats kill the mice and rats that would otherwise devour and pollute their grain elevators.

    The cat thereby allowed development of cities. That is a large reason why the ancient Egyptians honored cats in their sculptures and bronzes.

    So, in summary, ancient Egyptians some 5000 years ago had a much better grasp of the natural order and the impotance of killing pests and vermin than do residents in modern cities.

  4. Sam Adams says:

    The Black Death killed 25 million. Stalin killed 50 million of his own; Mao killed 70 million of his own. So the Red Death is at least 5 times more potent than the Black Death.

    Of course Moonbats will claim “that Communism, not Socialism.” And that’s true; the little sister of Communism just ends up with societies bankrupting themselves as they can’t defend themselves. But, hey; its great why it lasts, eh?

  5. Doug says:

    Next time…shoot the cat!

  6. AZRon says:

    I’m not crazy about the cat poop in my rose bed, but it’s been many years since I’ve found a rodent in my traps.

  7. IOpian says:

    God created the system.. it is brutal in our eyes but necessary. They think they have a better way? They are pro-vermin and this philosophy is also spreading through the human population.

  8. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    Man, you gots da plague in Oregon, you gotsda face eatin zombie shht, you gots da illegal mexicanz, you gotz shht all over Oregons.

  9. Joek Loth says:

    This is the feel-good story of the day Van!!! THNX and Happy Father’s Day to all you Daddies out there!!!

  10. Code3 says:

    This is poetic justice as far as I’m concerned. Environmentalists are always trying to knock civilization back to the Middle Ages, so why not knock a few of them off with the Black Death?

  11. Max & Eric says:

    When I was a kid, I was a very good Marksman. my brother and myself would actually shoot mice with our .22`s. after we locked up the barn cats. We were the only kids that had 3×9 power K-mart scopes and flashlights duct-taped to our 22`s. Yeah… things were better back then. My dad would just laugh and shake his head.

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