The Second Amendment and the Bath Salt Zombie Apocalypse
To the countless reasons we need to exercise our natural right to bear arms we can now add the bath salt zombie apocalypse:
Horrific assaults in which users of a substance known as ‘bath salts’ have eaten victims’ flesh have given rise to speculation that America is in the throes of a ‘zombie apocalypse’. …
Bath salts have been linked to a number of disturbing cases over the past month – including that of Rudy Eugene, who was shot dead by police as he bit off most of his homeless victim’s face. Officers in Miami opened fire after Eugene ignored their orders to stop, snarling at them as he stood over 65-year-old Ronald Poppo, who was left partially blind.
Other colorful incidents inspired by bath salts include:
In Lafayette, Louisiana, 42-year-old Carl Jacquneaux is alleged to have torn off part of his neighbour’s cheek – and is believed to have taken bath salts or a similar drug. Todd Credeur, 48, is married to Jacquneaux’s ex-wife and said he only managed to escape by spraying wasp poison in the man’s face.
Meanwhile, again in Miami, homeless Brandon de Leon threatened to eat a police officer after he was arrested during a fight at a restaurant. The 21-year-old gnashed his teeth, growled and tried to bite the man, who was tending to his self-inflicted wounds after he smashed his own head against the inside of a patrol car and then on the walls of a cell.
And on June 12, a 35-year-old mother punched and choked her young son while under the influence of bath salts. After beating the three-year-old, Pamela McCarthy was pictured rampaging naked through the streets of Munnsville, New York, as she attacked her neighbours and strangled one of her dogs. …
Just this weekend a 20-year-old man allegedly hit a 77-year-old woman over the head with a shovel after she asked him to stop swinging it at birds. Robert William White, who had to be shot with a Taser and a rubber bullet after taking bath salts, told police in Glendale, California, that he was an alien and could talk to Jesus.
Not to worry, Big Government is on top of it. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued this soothing statement:
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
There is only one form of conflict resolution that should be relied on if you encounter a bath salt zombie. It requires you to think ahead by obtaining a concealed carry permit in advance.
On tips from AC.
CDC doesn’t know of a virus or condition? NO SHIT, morons. It’s called DRUGS.
Shoot first and save face. Literally.
The trailers in the background were a nice touch.
I don’t see a problem here. The people who take these drugs are generally of the Occupy movement ilk and as I have said before ALL of them will need to be killed to regain the country. Who cares wheter they are killed because of their drug induced zombiesque behavior or their entitlement driven Communist behavior? Dead is dead, not undead. Good riddance.
May 16th 1998
I heard a researcher who tried
to escape from this mansion was
shot last night.
My entire body feels burning and
itchy at night.
When I was scratching the
swelling on my arms, a lump of
rotten flesh dropped off.
What the hell is happening to me?
May 19, 1998
Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy Itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.
4.
Itchy.
Tasty.
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax
Although I still prefer straight-up .45 ACP 230 grain FMJ Military Ball…..the right choice for a century or so.
This faggot is a real piece of shit! Obama supporter no doubt.
Ugly stupid gay man in trailer park.
So after you’re done being a Zombie you turn into a white trash retard?
The Jihaadi drug of choice.
For those looking to government for the answer
Not to worry
Big government will solve this crisis, just as soon as it solves the crack crisis, the LSD crisis, the pot crisis, and the prescription drug crisis, ect, ect.
For the rest of us, time to re evaluate our supply of Zombie stoppers
Carrying a concealed Kahr P9 everyday; loaded with seven Speer gold dots.
Bath salts or zombie virus… either way make sure it’s a head shot.
BATH SALTS:F.Y.I.
Common places of origin
Law enforcement officials believe that the stimulant chemicals contained in these products are manufactured in China and India and packaged for wholesale distribution in Eastern Europe. Many countries have banned these products.
Bath Salts or Designer Cathinones (Synthetic
Stimulants)
Overview;
Synthetic stimulants that are marketed as “bath salts” are often found in a number of retail products. These synthetic stimulants are chemicals. The chemicals are synthetic derivatives of cathinone, a central nervous system stimulant, which is an active chemical found naturally in the khat plant. Mephedrone and MDPV (3-4 methylenedioxypyrovalerone) are two of the designer cathinones most commonly found in these “bath salt” products. Many of these products are sold over the Internet, in convenience stores, and in “head shops.”
Street names:
Bilss, Blue Silk, Cloud Nine, Drone, Energy-1, Ivory Wave, Lunar Wave, Meow Meow, Ocean Burst, Pure Ivory, Purple Wave, Red Dove, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Vanilla Sky, White Dove, White Knight, White Lightening
Looks like
“Bath salt” stimulant products are sold in powder form in small plastic or foil packages of 200 and 500 milligrams under various brand names. Mephedrone is a fine white, off-white, or slightly yellow-colored powder. It can also be found in tablet and capsule form. MDPV is a fine white or off-white powder.
Methods of abuse:
“Bath salts” are usually ingested by sniffing/snorting. They can also be taken orally, smoked, or put into a solution and injected into veins.
Affect on mind:
People who abuse these substances have reported agitation, insomnia, irritability, dizziness, depression, paranoia, delusions, “suicidal/homicidal” thoughts, seizures, and panic attacks. Users have also reported effects including impaired perception of reality, reduced motor control, and decreased ability to think clearly.
Affect on body:
Cathinone derivatives act as central nervous system stimulants causing rapid heart rate (which may lead to heart attacks and strokes), chest pains, nosebleeds, sweating, nausea, and vomiting.
Drugs causing similar effects:
Drugs that have similar effects include: amphetamines, cocaine, Khat, LSD, and MDMA.
Overdose effects
These substances are usually marketed with the warning “not intended for human consumption.” Any time that users put uncontrolled or unregulated substances into their bodies, the effects are unknown and can be dangerous.
Legal status in the United States:
On Friday, October 21, 2011, DEA published a final order in the Federal Register exercising its emergency scheduling authority to control three synthetic stimulants that are used to make bath salts, including: Mephedrone, 3,4 methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) and Methylone. Except as authorized by law, this action makes possessing and selling these chemicals, or the products that contain them, illegal in the United States. This emergency action was necessary to prevent an imminent threat to the public safety. The temporary scheduling action will remain in effect for at least one year while the DEA and the United States Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) further study
whether these chemicals should be permanently controlled. As a result of this order, these synthetic stimulants are designated as Schedule I substances under the Controlled Substances Act. Schedule I status is reserved for those substances with a high potential for abuse, no currently accepted use for treatment in the United States and a lack of accepted safety for use of the drug under medical supervision.
Common places of origin:
Law enforcement officials believe that the stimulant chemicals contained in these products are manufactured in China and India and packaged for wholesale distribution in Eastern Europe. Many countries have banned these products.
U.S.D.E.A.
That boy has an ironic surname.
CDC says there’s no zombie virus, but there are several zombie viruses, though none among humans (yet?) besides the zombie powder used in the West Indies by vodun-priests.
Here’s a couple of them:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/09/110908-zombie-virus-caterpillars-science-weird-animals/
http://www.livescience.com/17718-fly-parasite-honeybees.html
Cracked has a couple theories as well:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
Oh and when your ammo runs out here’s a nice zombie slayer sword:
http://sbg-sword-store.sword-buyers-guide.com/zombie-sword.html
and this site keeps track of the zombie outbreaks:
http://www.zombiezonenews.com/
Speaking of Zombies, lots of people seem to come back from the dead, especially around election time. Just ask the Democrats about it.
The fact the CDC actually makes a statement like ““CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).” is rather disturbing since it infers there could be a zombie like virus that does not reanimate the dead but does cause massive brain damage to the point where people become mindless cannibalistic zombies with no higher brain functions.
If a zombie virus were real it need not reanimate the dead first like in a George Romero movie or the Walking Dead tv show. Would the CDC announce a zombie virus exists if one actually did? At least in the pre pandemic days as they try to develop a vaccine and prevent widespread panic. I doubt any virus would reanimate the dead but one that would do the same thing simply by destroying higher brain functions and turn people into ravenous mindless zombies is possibly. A mutated easily transmissable version of the rabies virus would, with a few tweaks, fit the bill. Any virus or subsance that severely damages the brain can turn people into zombies. Look at your average Democrat voter – perfect example.
What happened to the body of the zombie that took several shots to take down in Miami? Is it now being studied in Atlanta?
I’d like to see one of these mopes try to eat my brains after taking a few hits off my G20 loaded with hot DoubleTap 10mm Gold Dots.
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Speaking of zombie attacks…
Great, a new synthetic drug that causes insanity and violence. Just what we need.
Sounds similar to crystal meth, which also causes teporary insanity and bouts of extreme violence for those who are high on it.
I hope this guy stays clean. I help lead the youth program at my church, this (Especially that the guy mentioned he had been a drug addict since he was 13 years old) makes me think that maybe it might be a good idea to start giving more talks to warn the kids about drugs.
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I may not be as well armed as some of you gun-techies, but I believe that a humble Remington 12 gauge with a nice tight full turkey choke would help any zombie lay off his zombie-ness–permanently. I can shoot pretty good if I don’t have to shoot too far. With a shotgun you only have to be close.
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