Anderson Cooper Officially Flounces Out of the Closet
The only way you could know who Anderson Cooper is and not know that he is a flaming homosexual is if you are one of the dwindling few who rely on CNN for information. Now it’s official, Cooper the Poop-Chuter having made his grand announcement through fellow fudge-punchee Andrew Sullivan:
“The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”
If you indulge in a relatively wholesome perversion, like licking high-heel shoes or persuading your wife to dress up in red latex, you’re unlikely to feel proud of it. But if your personal identity revolves around your lust for other men’s stinking anuses, a particularly disgusting form of depravity that spreads horrific diseases, the chest swells with self-satisfaction.
What a sick world we live in.
When public figures boldly step out of the closet into the warm glow of establishment adoration, or when journalists make themselves the story, it can only mean one thing: desperation. CNN’s ratings recently hit their lowest mark since 1991.
In the 8 pm Eastern time slot, Bill O’Reilly beats Cooper 2,255,000 to 433,000, or by more than 5 to 1. Fortunately there’s no need for O’Reilly to come out of any closets.
On tips from Wingmann, Viking04, Bob Roberts, and WhereIsOurPinochet.
Homosexuality, once “…the love that dare not speak it’s name”, is now “The Love™” that won’t Shut-Up!
TODAY’S QUESTION
Am I the only one who celebrated after reading this news headline: “D.C. Could Be Without Power For Days”? Should we take advantage of the opportunity, by cleaning the place out, before it’s too late?
Cooper dared to call Tea Party Patriots “tea baggers” turns out to be one himself. Lol
Des.Per.A.Tion.
finally it seems the chickens are coming home to roost in LSM land. Viewership has been sliding for a couple years now and seems to be accelerating. These assclowns will do anything to keep those multi-million dollar paychecks coming in.
It’s not all that surprising to see Gloria Vanderbuilt’s mega-rich little son Anderson choose now to come out. His(?) show is dying a slow death as his entire CNN network. Their ratings are the lowest they’ve been in over 20 years. Apparently, they thought that by simply spewing Leftist propaganda for all that time they would last forever. Wrong!
Little Anderson said today that he came out because he didn’t want to “deceive” the public, which is of course, exactly what he’s been doing all this time.
Here’s a scoop for you Anderson. We couldn’t care less about you or your personal habits. Now PLEASE go away!
The worst part is hearing the people applauding him (and every other celebrity) just bc they are gay! Sick indeed!
In other and more important news, Andy Griffith has died today! Very sad!http://www.witn.com/home/headlines/SHERIFF__EMS_Called_To_Andy_Griffiths_Home_161201175.html
So now he’s going to apologize for all the ‘teabaggers’ comments? That would be the right thing to do. Apologize for accusing others of the same deviant behavior you just confessed to committing. I’m not going to hold my breath for that.
Out in the land of OZ, (a.k.a. Mexifornia) where Right is wrong, and Left is right, we see, once again, how mentally defective Demoncrats are still trying to infect and mutilate our society by redefining humanity.
Sac Bee) Mom and Dad, same-sex couples or blended families, California law is clear: No more than two legal parents per child. (for now)
When adults fight over parenthood, a judge must decide which two have that right and responsibility – but that could end soon.
State Sen. Mark Leno is pushing legislation to allow a child to have “multiple parents”.
“The bill brings California into the 21st century, recognizing that there are more than Ozzie and Harriet families today,” the San Francisco Democrat said.
Surrogate births, same-sex parenthood and assisted reproduction are changing society by creating new possibilities for nontraditional households and relationships.
Benjamin Lopez, legislative analyst for the Traditional Values Coalition, blasted Leno’s bill as a new attempt to “revamp, redefine and muddy the waters” of family structure by a leader in the drive to legalize gay marriage.
“It comes as no surprise that he would try to say that a child has more than two parents – that’s absurd,” said Lopez, whose group calls itself a leading voice for Bible-based values.
Under Leno’s bill, if three or more people who acted as parents could not agree on custody, visitation and child support, a judge could split those things up among them.
SB 1476 is not meant to expand the definition of who can qualify as a parent, only to eliminate the limit of two per child.
Under current law, a parent can be a man who signs a voluntary declaration of paternity, for example. It also can be a man who was married and living with a child’s mother, or who took a baby into his home and represented the infant as his own.
Leno’s bill, which has passed the Senate and is now in the Assembly, would apply equally to men or women, and to straight or gay couples.
Examples of three-parent relationships that could be affected by SB 1476 include:
• A family in which a man began dating a woman while she was pregnant, then raised that child with her for seven years. The youth also had a parental relationship with the biological father.
• A same-sex couple who asked a close male friend to help them conceive, then decided that all three would raise the child.
• A divorce in which a woman and her second husband were the legal parents of a child, but the biological father maintained close ties as well.
SB 1476 stemmed from an appellate court case last year involving a child’s biological mother, her same-sex partner, and a man who had an affair with the biological mother and impregnated her while she was separated temporarily from her female lover.
Designating multiple parents in such cases could enhance the child’s prospects for financial support, health insurance or Social Security benefits, thus reducing the state’s potential financial responsibility, supporters say…
Why would anyone with an IQ greater than room temp watch his “show” or watch CNN? Watching paint dry is more interesting that Anderson’s program. I can not find a single reason as to why I ought to have any interest in this bit of totally worhless information: That he is a faggot. This does NOT fire my imagination.
Woo-hoo, I’m famous!
As for O’Reilly ever coming out of the closet, Sting is gonna “play him out”… and HE’LL DO IT LIVE!!
Anderson Pooper is a butt pirate? Who’d a thunk it.
Decades from now, millions will remember exactly where they were when they heard the news! s/
Andy Griffith is DEAD? Gee, I wonder if they will recycle those cheesy pro Obamacare ads he made touting all the “great things” headed seniors way. Poor ole senile Andy wont get to take advantage of these fine services. He is DEAD. Not even the Manchurian Moonbat Messiah can resurrect him — or can he?
As to the teabagging comments…anderson pooper,the quicker pucker upper,is just using the standard pickup lines in his community…..and was giddy every time he got to use it.
Gee, if the Egyptians had known about this, they may have attacked him or something. Good thing he waited until now to drop this bomb.
When will Chris (thrill up his leg) Matthews and the Manchurian Moonbat Messiah (Americas 1st Gay President) be going gay.
You all might as well forget about Cooper’s “teabagger” comments. Remember that Liberals (those PARAGONS of tolerance and diversity) use “GAY” as an insult against Conservatives all the time.
As Ann Coulter says…Conservatives don’t want gay people to marry, but Liberals truly HATE gay people!
Sexual standards only apply to heterosexual men.
When Cooper takes it up the poop chute, that is “diverse.”
If a married woman cheats with the pool boy, she is “adventurous.”
When I dated a Dolphins cheerleader 17 years my junior, the same people who were celebrating the aforementioned behaviors branded me as a pervert.
Anderson Cooper is gay?
Who coulda guessed it?!
They are going to regret using the rainbow as a symbol for homosexuality. The rainbow is a very special sign for us from God. It represents a covenant between God and man AND the animals.
“12 And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: 13 I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. 14 Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds”
Genesis 9:12-14
New International Version (NIV)
Did the ObamaCare Death Panels kill Andy Griffith??
I really don’t care what Anderson Cooper does with his penis. He can stick his penis anywhere he wants. Why do some folks need to go and tell everybody where they are sticking their penis? You don’t see me runnin’ around telling folks where I stick my penis. In fact, I really haven’t shared a whole lot with the entire world about my penis. I have always considered that information on a need-to-know basis. Why homosexuals think they need to meet someone and say, “hi, my name is Anderson Cooper. Would you like to know where I stick my penis?” No, Anderson, I don’t care. Stick your penis wherever you want. Stick it in a knothole in a fence. What do I care? Next are you gonna share how if you pooped today?
Moonbats revel in turning everything good, right, and normal upside-down. The entire far left movement is based in oppositional defiant disorder. The moonbats want to prove how “independent” they are by rejecting the wisdom which has worked for so many others. Ironically, this leads them to reject values such as work and thrift, becoming dependents in the process.
Moonbattery functions something like this:
Conservative Father: “Son, you’re getting to that age where men and women begin showing interest in one another. One day, you’re going to meet a special girl, and when you two become close, you should know that men and women…..”
Moonbat Son: “HETERO! Don’t tell me how to live my life! I can be who I want to be. I’m not going to your stupid prom and I’m not going to kiss any girls. Cooties!”
Infantile, really.
“Lust for other men’s stinking anuses” made me laugh outloud. Only thing is, I can’t eat my breakfast now.
Just makes you wonder, if he’s proud of being gay, why did it take him so long to come out as being gay? Just saying…I could care less who he has sex with. You stay out of my bedroom and I’ll stay out of yours.
Winston Smith, I had no idea Andy Griffith did that! I used to like Matlock and somehow I never associated him with the Hollyweird crowd! Now I’m sadder!!
Amen, Jodie!
Thanks Val!
Alright Erinyes, you’re up.
Yeah, Cooper. Like nobody knew.
Silly faggots. Dicks are for chicks.
We don’t care what you do in your private life, you white haired, skinny, limp-wristed, ass-chewing, cock knocker, pervert, communist. Go away, you’re irrelevant.
please may he die with aids, Also what really good do hollyweird, people do for us nothing, Im a actor so what, they all act like a turd
“When I dated a Dolphins cheerleader 17 years my junior, the same people who were celebrating the aforementioned behaviors branded me as a pervert.”
Know what you mean. In my experience the ones who claimed to be the most open minded have always demontrated the exact opposite.
SoaPM, those that scream the loudest for tolerance and diversity, practice it themselves the least.
Seeing as how old Anderson is so proud and comfortable and all, why did he wait until he was gray-haired and pushing 50 to come out? Wouldn’t you want everyone everywhere to know the happy news? I would think you would, considering how happy and proud and comfortable he is with it!
OK Shep (THE SCHLEP) Smith – now it’s your turn….
How many of you oppose homosexuality on Christian grounds?
Because I’m not seeing anyone in this thread who is a model Christian.
Uncle Pinko,
I am SO SORRY we disappointed you with our attitude for a person that is so proud of his abject perversion.
If I were you, I’d leave in a huff. THAT would show us!
I’m curious, is it okay to oppose homosexuality on strictly on revulsion grounds Uncle Pinko? Given it’s a secular country, that should be alright.
As for Pooper’s revelation that he’s a an out and proud poof, *big yawn*. I was more interested to learn he was Gloria Vanderbilt’s son.
Yes, Val, dear old Andy became more of a Moonbat as time went on…
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/07/andy-griffith-and-politics-actor-helped-democrats/
“Television icon Andy Griffith, the star of the popular “The Andy Griffith Show” and “Matlock,” died this morning at 86, leaving a legacy of dedicated, and occasionally controversial, political activism.
Griffith had history of supporting Democratic causes and candidates, most recently in 2010, when he starred in a $700,000 ad campaign selling President Obama’s contentious health care reform law and changes in Medicare.
Griffith’s public political support for Obama reached back to the 2008 campaign, when he appeared in a tongue-in-cheek online video that reenacted a scene from “The Andy Griffith Show.”
“Well Opie, people are funny,” Griffith says in the video. “Sometimes change scares ‘em. They’d rather keep doing the same old thing that keeps messing them up then change to the thing that can help ‘em.”
Griffith was a North Carolina native and long time resident, and on multiple occasions campaigned for Democratic gubernatorial candidates, including for Governors Mike Easley and Bev Perdue.
Although Griffith never did seek public office, a Wisconsin man changed his name to Andy Griffith and ran for sheriff in 2006, in an ode to Griffith’s character Sheriff Andy Taylor of the fictional Mayberry, N.C.
However, for the real Andy Griffith, mimicry wasn’t the greatest form of flattery, and he sued the Wisconsin man for violating trademark, copyright and privacy laws. A federal judge sided in favor of the impostor, saying his actions were a form of political speech protected by the First Amendment.
Despite Griffith’s political leanings, President George W. Bush awarded him the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2005.”
Wow, so he’s a metrosexual, homosexual, AND a pigmentation challenged person?? This is real news folks. Stay tuned for the action packed and in-depth report at 8:00.
….and now back to our regularly scheduled program, “Obama Eliminates the Middle Class”.
I’m confused. That Anderson Cooper, the fey son of Gloria Vanderbilt, is a gay butt plugger & dick licker is old news. Isn’t it? Must be a need for publicity to have another fruity ass bagger formally announce old news. Oh, hey! Look at me! LOOK at ME! ME! ME!
Agree with L-Steve here … “now back to our regularly scheduled program, ‘Obama Eliminates the Middle Class’”.
“But if your personal identity revolves around your lust for other men’s stinking anuses, a particularly disgusting form of depravity that spreads horrific diseases, the chest swells with self-satisfaction.”
Couldn’t have said it better myself! It’s about time we start calling it what it really is.
Judith M. says:
July 3, 2012 at 11:20 am
I’m curious, is it okay to oppose homosexuality on strictly on revulsion grounds Uncle Pinko? Given it’s a secular country, that should be alright.
I second that, Judith. Do we really have to explain why we find mixing sex with feces revolting?? Has our country really sunken to the level of embracing such depravity?
So, James, it’s particularly the anal sex that doesn’t arouse your interest, James?
What about lesbians, then? Any issue with them?
Uncle Pinko, I see you were unable to take a hint. We acknowledge your hatred and intolerance of Christianity. That good enough for you?
Oh, and from me to you, please let the door hit you on your way out.
I was unaware that lesbians were fond of shoving their penises into disgusting rectal cavities, spreading all sorts of disease in the process.
I really couldn’t give a rip about Cooper the Buttranger, but all this talk about O’Reilly “coming out of the closet” has me pissed. I wish the egotistical bloviating bag of gas would spend half his show in a closet somewhere. I think his popularity has more to do with his time slot than with his annoying penchant for constantly and rudely interrupting his guests. Hey Bill, some of us want to hear what people with more brains than you have to say!
Maybe he’ll have a show about Cooper’s penis, appropriately engaging in interruptus at just the right time.
AC, do you really think that it’s only gay men that like to insert their penises into rectal cavities? You’ve never heard of a guy having anal sex with a woman? My goodness, your lack of sexual knowledge is almost quaint.
Stannity, you did mention anything about Muslims in your last post there. You are really slipping in your old age, buddy.
Pinko, what do Muslims have to do with this topic, other that they actually do to homosexuals what you and your ilk lie about Christians doing.
My point exactly, Stan. You often drop a Muslim reference where it has no place. In the same way that you just said that I *hate* Christianity.
I don’t hate any particular religion, Stan. I do hate people that use religion as a cover for their bigoted and ignorant ideas.
Interesting Pinko, no one even mentioned Muslims EXCEPT FOR YOU. Also, there was no bigoted ideas here, until you tried to make this about religion.
You have proven your intolerance, Pinko, as you always do!
Oh, I see, Uncle Stinko wants us to say hetero anal sex is okay. Sorry to disappoint, Stinko, but that is equally repulsive.
AC says:
“I was unaware that lesbians were fond of shoving their penises into disgusting rectal cavities, spreading all sorts of disease in the process.”
Lesbians dont like like penis. Its the straight girls that take it in the pooper.
~“The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”~
Am I supposed to be IMPRESSED or OUTRAGED, Mr. Cooper? Wait, let me check…
Nope, I don’t give a CRAP.
I see that (The Troll who Shall Not Be Named) figured out how to use a proxy.
“A. Levy says:July 3, 2012 at 7:52 am
“…or who took a baby into his home and represented the infant as his own.”
KIDNAPPERS will be glad to hear that!
“Because I’m not seeing anyone in this thread who is a model Christian.”
That’s a big fat duh.
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 3:23
Since there are no model Christians; anal sex should be more accepted in our society?
Sin
You should get out more I have met a few lezbians that like to “play with strap-ons.”
Uncle Pinko, you should hook up with Erinyes. From her posts, I think she’s into that. Whatever floats your boat behind closed doors, just don’t throw it out there and demand that it be normal since a few pervs do it.
I’m with you Judith M.
Oh wonderful, another role model for the youngters…
By way, What’s wrong with red latex?
Nice try Pinko. Saw your replies coming from a mile away…nothing more than warped, perverted thinking, disguised as logic.
Here’s the bottom line– Queer men use another man’s rectum for sex, which is clearly deviant behavior based solely on biological reasons– offensive odor, deadly bacteria (i.e, E. Coli), lack of natural lubrication, inelasticity of the rectal walls, dangerously thin rectal walls (The AIDS virus must pass directly into the bloodstream in order to transmit), and of course, inability to ever naturally reproduce. Just by these facts alone, we can deduce that queer women who forgo relationships with men are equally engaging in aberrant behavior as well. Homosexual behavior is homosexual behavior. You can’t separate it into male versus female.
I’ll go on to mention that the female reproductive organs produce eggs, which are clearly meant to be fertilized by sperm through the insertion of a penis…neither of which, lesbos have (sorry, but a sperm donor and a turkey baster don’t count).
And yes, male to female anal sex is perverted and disgusting as well. But IMO, the fact that a male doesn’t even have a proper receptacle makes homo sex even more perverted. A man has only a waste tract, and the smell alone should repulse you. Your most basic human instincts should tell you “stay away”. Only a deviant mind would think otherwise.
I’m sure you’ll have more “logic” to respond with. Go ahead. It should be entertaining to hear you attempt to justify deviancy. But I won’t waste any more time with you.
@ James
I agree. It’s obviously some sort of mental health problem. We treat people for depression because they are sad and that is not a normal state. Why shouldn’t we treat men for wanting a cock in the ass? It’s obviously a deviant behavior. Queers, by there own admission, can’t help themselves. We, as a society, are obligated to help them just like schizophrenics and depressives.
The rectal cavity is filthy and not equipped to receive a penis. Go ahead and argue with tens of millions of years of evolution. Penis goes into vagina. That’s what each organ is made for.
They march in parades because there gay??? WTF
Anderson: “Does this fabulous looking rainbow make me look gay?”
Answer: “No, having Wolf Blitzer’s cock in your mouth makes you gay”
Uncle Pinko sure spews similarly to lao…..hmmm.
lust for stinking anuses….thread winner.
Do male gay porn stars shave their asses?
I mean, come on… girls are ICKY!!
You guys know what the truth is here don’t you? I am sure if you really think about it, the light will come on.
Anderson Cooper came out of the closet to protect his cushy job. NO ONE IS WATCHING HIS NETWORK! Even commie pinko lapdogs get tired of loosing money at some point.
Anticipating that CNN is growing tired of being a laughing stock communist infomercial, and would most likely send his no-talent azz to the street, Anderson does what allot of girlymen do, he got insurance.
That insurance being if the Network attempts to rid themselves of a talentless Obama ass-kisser, he can cry like a girlyman, and claim they fired him because he sticks his Johnson in manholes and bragged about it.
That is all this is. Gay insurance. If any of you thinks your job may be in jeopardy, tell your boss you are a homosexual, and start hunting up the right lawyer today. You’ll be on your way to settlement heaven.
As the media continues to curl up in the lap of Socialists and purr, Americans in the real world will stop watching. And I bet you there are gonna be a bunch of folks coming out of the closet to protect their fat media paycheck.
And don’t get mad at me just because I am right.
Big Horn, you are spot on!
Does Anderson have a “roomy colon” like Tom Cruise?
The ignorance in these comments is nothing short of disgusting. Have any of you ever met a gay person in your life?
Jeez, let the guy be gay, it’s not doing any of you any harm. You’re like the stupid boys in the lowest maths class at school.