Jul
05
2012
US Government Determines That Mermaids Aren’t Real
There is no evidence that mermaids exist, a US government scientific agency has said. …
The National Ocean Service posted an article last week on its educational website, Ocean Facts.
Images and tales of mermaids — half-human, half-fish – appear in mythology and art from across the world and through history, from Homer’s Odyssey to the oral lore of the Australian aboriginals, the service wrote.
Now if only these boobs would discover that manmade global warming isn’t real either.
As real as AGW.
On a tip from Bob Roberts.
There’s a MerMan living in the White House
With the heat wave (on the east coast, it’s actually colder than normal here) and the wildfires (which are more caused by failure to let nature take it’s course and do regular burns), the greeniacs who believe in the nonsense that humans have usurped natural forces that are orders of magnitude stronger are starting to gain steam again.
They are well aware that “it’s only weather, not climate” when we set new cold records, but suddenly they forget this when we set new heat records. And no matter how much you explain to them that humans have suppressed natural fires for so long that catastrophic ones are inevitable, they just don’t get it.
In the end, the self-proclaimed “smartest people in the room” just make fools of themselves, again.
I wonder how many Billions this nonsense cost us.
But what about unicorns?
Really? I would expect a headline like this maybe in the mid 1800′s but to see that our government in this day in time, after sending man to the moon 40 years ago and making leaps and bounds in technology ……
we get this.
That does it. I want a million dollar grant to study the effects of weather on building gargoyles and / or yard nomes.
The scary thing is that I might ACTUALLY GET IT!
Wonder how much it cost the taxpayer to confirm this little diddly
Sure, and
Judge Shredd.
If unicorns aren’t real, where will the unicorn farts, that are the cornerstone of Leftist energy policy, come from?
What about the movie “Splash”??
She was a Mermaid. She is a serious moonbat.
Thats a box of “Ayre’s hair vigor” shes swimmin with.
Isnt that bhussain’s buddy?
Alxandro; theres a yeti livin there too, but that dont make it right.
I gotta go think this over.
2012/2013,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
OF COURSE Mermaids are real! Why do you think it smells fishy sometimes:)
A science channel runs a program about the discovery of a fossil that purports to be a transitional humanoid species and people actually fell for that? suckers
If they swim and eat seafood all of the time, I wonder why the mermaids aren’t in better shape.