Via Diogenes’ Middle Finger, on a tip from Gary A.
By Dave Blount |
You can take the red pill or you can take the blue pill.
there is no spoon
Gallup shows Romney and the Kenyan in a “dead heat” at 47% to 47%.
Liberals have exhibited their lack of judgement, decency or and total absence of sense of self-respect for so long, you would think that it should come as no surprise that they could still, after all that has happened under BO, consider voting for such a thick, corrupt and arrogant disaster of an organism.
Their motivation becomes clear however, when realizing that voting for BO is just a way liberal’s way of continuing to drink out of the toilet and still demand respect.
Man! I should not dial up Moonbattery after a couple of scotches.
Let’s try this again:
Liberals have exhibited their lack of judgement, decency and total absence of self-respect for so long, that you would think it should come as no surprise to anyone that they would still, after all that has happened under BO’s rule, consider voting for such a thick, corrupt and arrogant disaster of an organism.
Their motivation becomes clear however, when realizing that voting for BO is just a liberal’s way of continuing to drink out of the toilet and still demand respect.
That’s a little better.
OK, before you click on the link, try to guess her race:
Jane Doe Breaks Into Home, Puts Up Blinds, Refuses To Cooperate
Police say they arrested a woman who refuses to tell them who she is. She won’t give her fingerprints, And she has no identification.
Authorities found her hiding in a closet in someone else’s home holding scissors and a cell phone.
The arrest happened Monday after the new owners of a home on 98 Rice Creek Way in Fridley returned from their July 4 vacation and couldn’t get in.
The place was supposed to be empty for renovations, but the locks had been changed, the lights were on, and drapes or blinds were up covering the windows.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Lt. Mike Monsrud of the Fridley Police Department. “Where someone breaks into someone’s house, changes the locks and then starts doing home repairs on the house, which makes this case even more bizarre.”
The owners called police.
When officers went into the home and found the woman in the closet, they say she refused to come out.
“She would not speak to officers at all,” Monsrud said. “The only thing she would keep repeating is that she’s a female and that we don’t have a right to touch her.”
Police had to bring in a canine to get her out. She received medical treatment and stitches for the bite marks.
Officers found a stolen SUV from Wisconsin in the garage and stolen credit cards, but not one document identifying who she is.
“At this point in time we have no idea who she is, or what she may be running from,” Monsrud said.
When officers tried to book her into jail, she refused to cooperate, not letting officers fingerprint her or take her mug shot.
They were able to get one photo of her face while she was sleeping in her cell.
Authorities say until she cooperates or someone helps identify her, she’ll likely stay behind bars.
“We’ve questioned her many times about her motives, while she’s been in our custody. We’ve questioned her as to whether she’s in fear for her life,” said Commander Paul Sommer with the Anoka County Sheriff’s Office. “She’s completely non-responsive.”
When the woman appeared in court for burglary and theft charges, a judge ordered her in contempt after giving two false names and set her bail at $100,000.
Investigators think she could be from the Chicago area and would not speculate on whether she was traveling with someone.
I’m working on a Southern Comfort and lime with soda myself…so I can’t really proof-read that well.
There are a couple ways to look at this: Romney is (like Dick Morris says) really ahead by almost seven points because of the undeclared independent vote that will break for him come election day…
…it really IS a dead heat, which means America has been bought by the socialist carrot of “free stuff”.
Obama has acted imperially, pissed on the Constitution, divided the races worse than they were in the 1950′s, pitted rich against poor, bowed to our enemies, looted future generations more than any other human in history, lied about his background…and STILL the Obamatons worship at his feet.
It’s so disheartening, I think I’ll have another SoCo and lime.
But… but… but… scientists tell us that we control the weather and climate!
The Times of London on Saturday, a measure of Britons’ growing frustration with months of miserable weather.
“Let us make our position crystal clear: We are against this weather,” the venerable newspaper wrote in an unsigned opinion piece. “It must stop raining, and soon.”
Every drought, every deluge, every heat wave, every cold snap, the idiot Catastrophic Antropogenic Climate Change Alarmists try to blame on human influence.
The only problem is each of these things has been happening, all over the globe, since before humans even existed. The geologic record proves it. It is UNQUESTIONED. An established fact.
So, climate alarmists, please explain how it is we’re supposed to be able to control the weather and climate, but we can’t stop the rain?
When I quit the LAPD to become a pilot I bartended in Manhattan Beach nights to pay for all my daily flight lessons and licenses. I discovered Bell’s 20-year Scotch.
As hard to find but as sweet as your first love, goes down like nectar, and is guaranteed to produce zero blog errors.
So here’s one.
IBD reports that we could be closer than ever on the verge of energy independence with the discovery and technical development of natural gas.
Compare this with the liberal version of the Lord’s Prayer, recited daily and taught to their horrifying, mutant offspring:
“Art United States
Doth consume 90% of the world’s resources
Yea do we only account for 1% of the world’s population
For white males are the racist imperialists
Forever and ever.
But then, the obstruction to the development of natural gas? Of course….liberals.
You would think that liberals would be all over natural gas bc it reduces the U.S. “addiction” (sic) to oil, keeps us from invading countries like Iraq for its oil (sic) and allows other, morally superior (sic) countries to keep their wealth and resources for their own ignorant purposes.
But no. Consistency is not a liberal’s idea of reality.
Not unless the policy is to always take the position never in the interest of their own country.
Bell’s 20-year Scotch? Hmmm…. that sounds like a challenge. Never had the honor. Thanks for the lead, Alpha.
And South Comfort with lime…not bad, not bad.
But I have to admit being partial to Pinch Scotch. Something in my childhood I guess.
The more I think about it, the more I think that I could easily take up being a drunkard as a profession.
Hey, why not? Hell, you can become a drunkard, get yourself classified as disabled, go on disability, and buy booze iwth your EBT card. All the while pretending to be some sort of “victim”. What a country.
Obama told her that he would get her a house.
Hey cool! I just opened a fresh box of wine and I am ready to partay!
I’m on Sam Adam’s Boston Lager and Jack Daniels. My favorite American team.
Favorite Scotch : Glendronach – an awesome sherry-cask cured Scotch
Why LEGAL immigrants do not end up on welfare.
Form I-864 is a good reason to fight amnesty for illegals.
Woman refuses to move in with her boss and her bosses husband to bear the husbands children gets fired.
Before LAPD, I traveled the Western US as a videographer for Union Pacific Railroad making informational films out of Hollywood. Always took a bottle of Courvoisier.
Twenty three years old, expense account, and railroad gratis. A bedroom on the finest railroad in human history – sterling silverware, immacualte white tablecloth, a world-best incomparable negro (60′s vernacular) porter service, a vistadome lounge and diner car, and personal service to your private room.
Ice and soda was my request to accentuate the Cognac – my only lifelong preference over Bells.
PS…If I’m not mistaken these words associate with where you and I live……baker T, 167, Lake U and Sam, and Dori from B.
Postnote…FYI: Blacks were incredibly professional, impeccably diligent,and highly respected at UP.
In Los Angeles, until hispanics took total control and eliminated black businesses, blacks effectively ran the valet, elevator, and garbage services. Not anymore
Yet O-screw-ya gets the black vote.
Mmmmm, Laphroaig 15 y.o. is mighty tasty, too. A bit smokey, but sweet and smooth…and for brandy drinkers that don’t want that awful headache from grapes, try Busnel Calvados XO (apple brandy…and it ain’t what you’d expect taste-wise).
Obama is responsible for a coming surge in alcoholism.
Wine comes in boxes? Is that biblical?
The boxes I mean.
I have been broke for so long that I forgot it came any other way! Yes, it is Biblical, as long as one doesn’t put new wine in and old box (wineskin).
ooops, “in an old box”…hiccup
Thanks. You just gave me biblical (Jodiacal) justification to have one more Syrah (I read the Book of Amos this morning – didn’t focus on wine).
But then, as an evangelical I would never focus on wine in the morn……..depending on the timezone.
You don’t even have to take my word for it. Paul, the minister to the Gentiles, said this:
“23 Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine because of your stomach and your frequent illnesses.”
1 Timothy 5:22-24
New International Version (NIV
@Jodie says: July 14, 2012 at 10:05 pm
WOW! I had to read your post and correction 3 times till I saw the mistake. I had no idea that Sam Adams and Jack daniels triggered spell/grammar-correction in my brain cuz I knew what you meant when you first wrote it!
Now I’m listening to videos from back in the day and my daughter and I are dancing around the house. Pretty soon, I’m prolly gonna be cryin’. Tomorrow I’ll be askin’ Dave to delete my posts.
Thank you always for your biblical references – not specifically in this thread, but in all, you are a gift from the Savior. BTW – creative response – cute.
The Word NEVER comes back empty.
Just read your last remark. I am 70 and my daughter turns 19 on Monday. We live together in eastern Washington. She just came home from work.
We’ve had a discussion before bed and I mentioned this really thoughtful lady named Jodie on a blog called Moonbattery.
Don’t delete a thing tomorrow – you are a gift.
PRAVDA CLAIMS: Exposing Obama’s Ineligible Presidency To Public Would Reveal Depth of US Government Corruption.
What does tyranny look like ?
Jodie, and the rest of you too, remember that Jesus said don’t be a winebibber.
Awwwwwww….thanks!! What you said is so nice and means so much to me. I love this Moonbattery family and I don’t know what I would do without it.
I especially appreciate that you like my Biblical posts! It’s sometimes scary for me to do it, because I know how some people will react to them, but I just let the Holy Spirit lead me and what happens is a reult of that. God has never let me down and I can look back and see that some of the things that I posted several years ago – that people thought were absolutely crazy -are now common knowledge.
That’s so cool about your daughter! My daughter is 29 (and I’m over 29), she moved in with me about a year and a half ago and it has resulted in so many blessings. We are always trying to find ways to make money and have had a blast doing it. We make a pretty good team and have somehow survived all this time without jobs. Money would be nice, but I LOVE having all of this time at home. It is amazing that the worse things get in the world, the better my world becomes.
Don’t tell anyone this, but I actually went to bed after my 11:35 post and didn’t even finish my glass of wine. I was just havin’ a little fun – no “winebibbing”.
It’s a relief to know that I’m not the only one that
His Enlightedness has driven to imbibing … not that I’m not usually fumbly fingered. cheers
And of course, I have scripture for this subject. John the Baptist neither ate meat or drank wine and people called him crazy. Jesus ate meat and drank wine and they called him a glutton and winebibber:
“18 For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, ‘He has a demon.’ 19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look, a glutton and a winebibber, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!’ But wisdom is justified by her children.”[c]
New King James Version (NKJV)
Damn wordpress is doing it again… something wrong with either one of my links or the way I’m expressing them and so it won’t publish what I submit, so let me try 1 at a time and I will try to change the wording perhaps:
Because Obama knows running on his record would be a mistake!
Obama: This campaign is still about hope (because I hope to GOD nobody actually takes the time and makes the effort to actually look at my record!).
OK it worked that time. Good.
OK, now I’ve officially seen everything:
Socialist moonbats whining about the socialist state they helped create!
Steven Van Zandt, a guitarist in Bruce Springsteen’s E-Street Band, has accused England of becoming “police state” after “The Boss” and Sir Paul McCartney were silenced for breaching a council curfew at Hard Rock Calling.
Yes, that is what moonbats do: They create oppressive regimes then whine about being oppressed.
Yet another example of how gun laws ensure that criminals have them and law-abiding citizens don’t.
Who is the biggest outsourcer? Why Obama, as always!
Is it legal for foreigners to interfere in our elections?
Another moonbat without a clue – in fact Romney was born in Detroit, MI.
We may be able to forgive Lopez for his blatant lies – he is, after all, just trying to do a comedy bit.
Grudging admissions from “voting rights groups” (who are actually working to destroy the voting rights of legal, law-abiding citizens) but note their fallback positions, still trying to obstruct!
Voting rights groups, while acknowledging that noncitizens have no right to vote, have expressed alarm about using such data for a purpose not originally intended: purging voter lists of ineligible people. They also say voter purges less than four months before a presidential election might leave insufficient time to correct mistakes stemming from faulty data or other problems.
Had they not obstructed this for all this time there would be more than four months to work out issues of faulty data or “other problems”.
Democrats say that the government’s concession is less troubling than some GOP-controlled states’ push to require voters to show photo identification.
God forbid you should actually have to prove you are who you say you are before you vote! That would prevent all those dead Democrats from voting!
A small victory, but not enough, for:
The SAVE list is unlikely to catch illegal immigrants in any state who might have managed to register to vote because such people typically would not have an alien number.
No, it’s not about sexual harassment. It’s that women are apparently smart enough, smarter than men, at least, to steer clear of the nonsense that is atheism.
I’ve always said women are smarter than men, anyway. At least now others seem to be recognizing it.
Sage Moonblood Stallone, 36, was found dead this afternoon at an apartment, his attorney confirmed to The New York Post. And sources tell Page Six that Sage Stallone is believed to have died following an overdose of pills.
The source said pills were found at his home, but it was unclear if his death was a suicide or accidental.
Sylvester had been at Comic Con in San Diego this week promoting Lionsgate’s “The Expendables 2” with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dolph Lundgren.
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/sylvester_stallone_son_found_dead_cVP2gGx7BBzgeNax2Dm3JL#ixzz20iMy9lIb
Jesse Jackson Jr. considered his life and that of his father and apparently took the only logical action.
Apparently he attempted suicide. This ties in with my previous comment that liberals actually do know something of value: If they bring about the demise of all the malcontents what will be left will be paradise. Now if they would only follow Jackson Jr.’s lead and take themselves out the rest of us, the well adjusted ones, can get on with being productive and happy without their continual interference and whining!
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