By slavishly revering both homosexuals and Muslims, liberals have subjected themselves to cognitive dissonance requiring full use of their doublethink abilities, considering the harsh treatment sodomites often receive in the Islamic world. But the gap between gays and Mohammedans has apparently been bridged — or, to use a more descriptive metaphor, a hole in their relationship has been plugged:
Not only did the original “underwear bomber” Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri “feigned repentance for his jihadi views”—but this “holy-warrior” apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly sodomize him to “widen” his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the fatwas of Islamic clerics.
A 2010 Arabic news video that aired on Fadak TV gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed al-Asiri and other jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives.”
Killing the innocent is considered the “pinnacle” of Islam; so long as you are engaged in terrorist activities, you can do anything you please with the Devil’s I mean Allah’s blessings, according to Islamic clerics.
This is why we can expect cavity searches to become a regular feature of air travel — and why Anderson Cooper may be considering conversion.
On tips from Mike G and G. Fox.