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Jul 13 2012

Floozy Sues County for Not Preventing Her Affair With Cop

Under rule by greedy lawyers, there is no poverty in America. How could there be, when anyone who wants free money can sue over anything, no matter how absurd?

The mistress of a married Nassau County cop — who enjoyed more than 100 nights with him while he was on duty — is threatening to sue the county for $10 million because it didn’t prevent the couple’s steamy romance.

Sexy Wall Street exec Tara Obenauer, 42, has filed a notice of claim saying that she intends to sue Nassau County and the Police Department because officials were “negligent” for not keeping Officer Mike Tedesco from visiting her house while he was on duty.

“As a result of the County and Tedesco’s negligent and intentional acts, Claimant has suffered and sustained severe and substantial emotional damages,” the notice of claim said.

Nassau County Attorney John Ciampoli finds the suit ironic:

“Because, based on what has been reported in the press, she was receiving from the county Police Department a lot more than others were receiving.”

But poor Miss Obenauer was so traumatized by the failure of their illicit relationship she is afraid to leave her house. If she wants the big bucks, she’ll also learn to fear the number 6.

On a tip from Sean.

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28 Responses to “Floozy Sues County for Not Preventing Her Affair With Cop”

  1. Tara WHO? says:

    A photo of Sexy Wall Street Tara would be helpful.

  2. Sinister66 says:

    Sexy and 42. Thats a good one.

  3. TonyD95B says:

    Let me guess……next she’ll be saying Nassau County should pay for her “right” to “Birth Control”……or is that just a Fluke?

    Actually, paying for Loopy Loony Liberal Moonbat Birth Control would be money well spent……

  4. No problem. The cop just needs to use the Bill Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that girl” defense.

  5. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Yeah, I wouldn’t go with “sexy” on that one. So, what exactly is the county’s obligation in preventing this? Give her a quarter and tell her to hold it between her knees? This one should be thrown out of court so hard everyone she knows gets a concussion.

  6. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    You know
    at one point in time we used to tell young MEN to “keep it in their pants”
    And where do you think his union stands on all this ?
    Their is probably a plaque on the wall somewhere with him being recognized as member of the year

  7. TexasDoc says:

    Well, it’s not police brutality even though a nightstick was involved.

  8. Jeff says:

    And just when you think things could not get any more absurd, they do. I am still baffled by this concept that the county is some how responsible for the willing and consentual behavior of two adults? If this represents the current condition of the public, then we are truely doomed as a nation. BTW, I am sure some where along the way as they were growing up, didn’t they ever hear of/read this thing called the 10 Commandments and specifically the one that states: You shall NOT commit adultery? So my question is, if they have, then what part of the word NOT has confused and did not understand?

  9. AC says:

    Did enviromoonbats lower the bag limit this year? They seem to be multiplying beyond the land’s carrying capacity.

  10. AC says:

    If she had gotten knocked up, would she:

    a) Sue the city because of the cop’s actions.
    b) Sue the drug manufacturer because the risks of failure were not printed in Greek and Cherokee.
    c) Sue the government for not providing her with free birth control.
    c) Sue George Bush because BUSH!

  11. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    To anyone else willing to make the same argument fast and loose Tara Obenauer is making that this becomes Uncle Sam’s problem because he was on the clock I ask you:
    Is uncle Sam responsible enough to care for any resulting “love child” ?

  12. czuch says:

    Like she couldnt get a beau?? Hasta be an on duty cop?? How would you breach that subject? How would you tell your wife?? WTF?? This is news?? again, WTF!!!
    2012/2013

  13. TonyD95B says:

    Maybe we can hook her up with “TSA Viagra Guy”……sounds like a match made in Heaven.

    “If your TSA groping lasts four hours or more…….”

  14. AC says:

    Is uncle Sam responsible enough to care for any resulting “love child” ?

    Case in point: Detroit.

    Res ipsa loquitur.

  15. Jimbo says:

    See what a Pandora’s Box o-BOMB-o and his crew have opened on America? Moonbats running rampant… can’t wait for November.. we’ve got work to do.

  16. piston honda says:

    fire him and cut his pecker off

    Stamp whore in big bold letters across his forehead

    problem solved

  17. piston honda says:

    i meant her forehead

  18. steve says:

    What should happen:
    1) This bitch should have to reimburse the county for time stolen from the police department, then stick her in jail for 20 years for wasting everybody’s time.
    3) The cop should lose his pension, and also go to jail for stealing from the county.
    4) The lawyer who came up with this should be disbarred.
    5) The guy’s wife should take off and take everything from him, including the shirt off his back. Then everybody can spit at him in his box in the Massapequa train station.

    What will really happen:
    1) The yuppie bitch will settle out of court because it’s cheaper than dealing with Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
    2) The lawyers will get rich off this
    3) The scumbag cop will claim “stress” due to a sex addiction, the PBA will back him to the hilt, and he’ll get a 100% disability pension.
    4) His wife will stay with him and do the talk show circuit, otherwise acting like nothing happened.

  19. Jimbo says:

    You mean… If I were a drunk I could sue Jim Beam?

    Hmmmm.

  20. Sgt Stadenko says:

    Sometimes, a good old-fashioned word like “floozy” is perfectly appropriate… especially when the floozy in question is a “Wall Street exec”.

  21. RobM1981 says:

    The cop just retired. Now we get to pay his pension. Perfect.

  22. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    When I read the article I first assumed (at age 43) “retired” was just an errant word for “resigned in shame”
    I couldn’t have been more wrong
    http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/long_island&id=8584324

  23. bee says:

    Gloria Steinem wannabe/knockoff?

  24. A. Levy says:

    <b<"To solve the worlds problems, you must first start by killing all the lawyers…" — Shakespeare

  25. Bo Jangles says:

    Now i know what they mean when they say, “women are sitting on a gold mine”.

  26. 762x51 says:

    So $10,000,000.00 divided by 100 nights is $100,000.00 per night.

    That is one high priced hooker.

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