True, TSA officials can be thuggish petty tyrants. But you have to admit, their job isn’t always easy. You never know when satire like this might happen for real:
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.
“Sir, thank you for cooperating with TSA regulations, but this is the 6th time you’ve been through security. You really don’t need to come back here anymore.”
“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope…”
In related news, retiring congresscritter Barney Frank has settled on a postpolitical career.
On a tip from J.