Sympathy for the TSA
True, TSA officials can be thuggish petty tyrants. But you have to admit, their job isn’t always easy. You never know when satire like this might happen for real:
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.
“Sir, thank you for cooperating with TSA regulations, but this is the 6th time you’ve been through security. You really don’t need to come back here anymore.”
“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope…”
In related news, retiring congresscritter Barney Frank has settled on a postpolitical career.
On a tip from J.
As Robert Stack said in “Bevis and Butt-Head Do America”:
“Full body cavity search – and don’t stop until you get to the teeth!”
Not enough “diversity” on that pamphlet cover. Anyone who’s been to an airport KNOWS that a disproportionate number of TSA screeners are part of the “minority” class and take great pleasure at abusing the authority they have been granted over the “majority” of people going through the inspection process.
for the first time in a decade I’m tempted to fly commercial. Viagra ,coffee and cabbage….
I guess the TSA lady had her hands full with this guy … trouble with the TSA people is they don’t enjoy the shakedown if the object enjoys it …
The TSA reminds me of Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors .. bunch of sadists and perverts ..
Too funny, if true.
Remember the gal who stripped down to her bikini (or was it bra & underwear) to go through the body scanner? There were pictures of that one.
Sympathy for the TSA? Yeah it can be found between shit and syphallis in the dictionary. IMHO, any one working for the TSA is guilty of treason, and should be treated as such: shot on the spot.
But wait – there’s more:
http://www.infowars.com/new-tsa-policy-orders-travelers-to-freeze-on-command/
“New TSA Policy Orders Travelers to Freeze on Command”
The problem is, they don’t have the authority to “freeze” people. That’s reserved to police officers.