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Jul 19 2012

First Homosexual Quasi-Marriage Takes Place on US Military Base

We have reached a major milestone on the road to ruin:

When Tech. Sgt. Erwynn Umali and civilian Will Behrens wanted to seal their commitment in a civil union in New Jersey, they chose a venue that nine months ago would have been unthinkable: a military base.

The grooms said their vows on June 23 before 150 guests at the chapel at Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst — the first time a civil union or gay wedding has been held in such a facility in the United States.

What’s next, black mass?

At the reception, they walked hand in hand as Umali-Behrens. …

After their first dance, Umali expressed his amazement.

“I never thought I’d be able (to) dance with a man like this on a military installation,” he said.

I never thought the US Armed Forces would make me ashamed.

Even this disgrace is not enough to satisfy moonbats. Every inch they are given invites more demands.

But now, even as they live openly, the federal Defense of Marriage Act keeps them from having the same rights as straight married couples.

Umali would like to extend his military medical benefits to cover Behrens’ children.

And when Behrens visits Umali on the base, he must use a guest pass that has to be renewed every 30 days.

No wonder they compare the oppression of homosexuals to antebellum slavery.

The lovebirds plan “to be active in getting the government to expand gay rights.” To the media’s delight, it is a growth industry.

Meanwhile, as the liberal social engineers who rule us focus on using the Armed Forces to promote degeneracy and depravity, the communist Chinese are spending the interest payments on our debt to build a massive new military. I doubt their plans for it have anything to do with inserting body parts into unwholesome orifices.

Behrens-Umali
The US Armed Forces in ignominious defeat.

On a tip from Mickey Shea.

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45 Responses to “First Homosexual Quasi-Marriage Takes Place on US Military Base”

  1. Marty everhart says:

    Sick, really sick, bet they vote nobama,Sad day for the airforce and USA

  2. StanInTexas says:

    I doubt their plans for it have anything to do with inserting body parts into unwholesome orifices.

    Nope, they left that to the Muslim terrorists!

  3. Fiberal says:

    This why the military trains recruits to have strong stomachs.

    But now here’s another one:
    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/18/washington-state-to-become-first-to-offer-voter-registration-on-facebook/

    So I have an idea.

    Why not drop the pretense and just give the country over to anyone who wants it? Why worry anymore about frauds, perverts, criminals and liberals?

    Let’s just give the whole country away to the morons: useful idiots that find protection in being useful idiots, illegal aliens, liberals and minorities that have declared a de facto war on whites.

    .
    Nov 6 determines my residency.

  4. FrankW says:

    At least they picked the right base to have the shindig, Dix.

  5. rockman says:

    What does the Minister/Justice of the Peace/ say?
    Suggestion:

    I now pronounce you, Top and Bottom.
    You may kiss the bottom.

  6. rockman says:

    Or perhaps:

    Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…
    And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…
    So tweasure your wuv.

  7. Gunny G says:

    The AF is full of fags, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

  8. CT says:

    F’ing disgusting Fags disgrace the Air Farce uniform.

  9. AvatarOfThey says:

    You guys seem really, really interested in this guy’s personal life. It’s actually kinda creepy.

  10. StanInTexas says:

    Avatar, it is these two perverts that are demanding that everyone pay attention to their personal life!

  11. Jimbo says:

    What next? A dog-screwing ceremony in the base chapel? I mean – by “liberal think” dog-screwing demonstrates diversity, right?

  12. Winston Smith says:

    I guess the sword guys didnt fall on their swords in shame?

    I guess there were plenty of “crossed swords” later that evening after the festivities wrapped up. Ick!

  13. Lawler Nicoteri says:

    SHAME! For shame: the U.S. Air Force; Dept. of Defense; the POTUS. Shame on all of you.

  14. Geeknerd says:

    but which one gets slapped on the ass with the flat of the sword?

  15. Bob says:

    Always some new thing to get wigged out about in Batshitcrazyville… don’t forget there are people making a lot of money keeping you all whipped into hysteric hateful paranoia. Glenn Beck and Rush come to mind.

    Or you can just laugh it off… here try this. I think I see a couple of you in there.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkqCmVXXbk4&feature=related

  16. fxdwg says:

    Silly faggots. Dicks are for chicks.

    Aim High!

  17. Joe says:

    It’s all part of a grand scheme. When we send the cock-knockers to war, the enemy will not be able to attack them without the media calling them homophobes. The enemy will become powerless. Oh, the horror.

  18. IslandLifer says:

    We are dead

  19. StanInTexas says:

    Well hello Bob,

    You ran away from the discussion yesterday after you got slapped down, now you are back for more?

  20. Marine Warrior says:

    Bob,

    Yeah, you’re probably an SS Sgt Schultz listener huh moron? Did you get your NAMBLA newsletter this week? Asshat.

    I don’t care what fags do behind closed doors but I don’t wish to SEE a long-time military tradition degraded by two cock smoking butt pirates getting hitched in a MILITARY chapel.

    Go vote for Obama ya fuckstick.

  21. 70Stage1 says:

    Check out the woman on the right side of the pic, she’s so charmed by this display of affection. Idiot.

  22. Bob says:

    “You ran away from the discussion yesterday after you got slapped down, now you are back for more?”

    Though many of you can apparently afford to spend all day every day getting your hate on, I only have so much free time to stop by and tease a little.

    I do think you ought to start seriously thinking of secession though, Stan… as you can see, this society is not going in the way you want it to. It will just make you crazier and crazier. Myself I’m quite happy where I live. But soon, the subspecies of angry old white guys will be a distant memory… You must set up some kind of “reserve” to keep from becoming totally extinct. So we can all remember what not to become.

  23. Winston Smith says:

    Bob, I hate to tell you but alot of Hispanics and Blacks are opposed to the entire concept of gay “marriage” and homosexuality in general. Just visit a black Baptist church sometime or a Catholic hispanic church.

  24. Winston Smith says:

    Fudgepackers like Bob are small minority but eventually people in general will start getting ticked off at this sort of thing. Its one thing allowing gays to engage in their persversion BEHIND CLOSED DOORS as they used to claim as all they wanted, in your face gay activism is annoying an increasing number of Americans.

  25. Mikhail Evansky says:

    #Bob and to all liberals

    If we conservatives are such a small minority then tell me why the moonbats in the government always refuse to let people vote on issues like:

    - gay marriage
    - diversity and affirmative actions
    - anti 2º ammendment
    - illegal immigration
    - socialist/communist economic policies

    You know the answer, and that’s because the majority of the People are against moonbattery but unfortunately the moonbats control the mainstream media and the government.

  26. Jeff says:

    Disgusting. What Bob does not or will not understand is that some of us do have a sense of right and wrong. Now that faggots and dykes can “marry”, a new and lower standard has be set. There will be others who will want the same “right” to marry and us the same arguements. This will not go unpunished.

  27. StanInTexas says:

    Bob, I am glad you are so comfortable being the pissy little coward that you are. Remember, if you keep feeding the crocodile, it might just eat you last!

  28. Uncle Pinko says:

    The true irony here is that in any Moonbattery thread on homosexuality, you all come off sounding like a bunch of dicks!

  29. 70Stage1 says:

    Bob, you can bark about it all day long, or do something about it.

    You live in the safe confines of white suburbia….you know you do, yet you align yourself with everything what’s misguided in the liberal world. No rules. No bar set. No moral compass. No ethical compass. No traditional family values. No Christianity…..ilk for all things conservative.

    Do us and yourself a favor, practice what you preach. Move away from your current safe confines. Move into the liberal minded neighborhoods who support all your causes, there are plenty. Be a mentor. Be a volunteer. Practice your tolerance with those who think like you and are a recipient of your tolerance for all things liberal. Show your unity with them. Show them you are just like them.

    Good luck. Be healthy. Be safe.

  30. whotothewhat says:

    You lefties take a long look at the photo above because that is sign of the collapse of this once great nation. So pat each other on the backs or asses if that is what you like, because like Rome being destroyed by barbarians and from invaders from the middle east this country will be destroyed as well. So enjoy it while you can because someday you or your descendants heads will be on stakes, and no those of us that have loved and supported this country and watched the as the left destroy it will not help you. And we will wait till you have been killed by our enemies then start the process of taking it back.

  31. Uncle Pinko says:

    whotothewhat says:

    “Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo”

  32. Fiberal says:

    Though many of you can apparently afford to spend all day every day getting your hate on, I only have so much free time to stop by and tease a little.

    Sure Bob.

    I believe you. Its hard to get to the computer when the parents are monitoring it right there in the family room, huh?

  33. Comrade Terry says:

    Air Force.

    Pfft….

  34. Jackel says:

    Why does this hurt you? Why does this bother you?

  35. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    I am a retired Air Force office and I think this is disgusting.

  36. Tim from TK says:

    Bob says: “I only have so much free time…”

    By this, what he means is, “I only have so much time before they kick me out for soaking up the free wifi.”

  37. Dane Wise says:

    I come from a military family. My father and both of my uncles fought bravely in WWII. Both of my grandfathers fought in WWI, and one of them was permanently disabled. I’m glad that they are not able to see what is being done to the military, because I have feeling that they just might lock and load and shoot up the place.

  38. Hillary Bernstein says:

    You can thank my tribe for this. We imposed minority rule, and forced the atomization of American society. White male Christians not only have no voice, they don’t even exist. We did the same thing in Germany, Italy, China, and Russia. We empower blacks and browns and gays and lesbians….while we TOTALLY dis-empower white Christian males. I laugh at your anger. I scoff at your weakness. There is nothing you can do. I own and run the media. I own and run the financial system. I buy off all of your “leaders” and they crap all over you. WASPS are weak and stupid. It’s all over for you. My tribe won. Haha.

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  40. Elizabeth says:

    That picture is disgusting. They are making a mockery out of marriage. Like others, I don’t care what they do behind closed doors. But you, sirs, are not married. That is what truly disgusts me. That they can play dress up and pretend to be husband and wife, and the rest of us have to fawn all over them or face the “pc police” and be called haters.

    Thankfully the little boy’s mind hasn’t been poisoned by his liberal parents yet. He knows enough to look away.

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  42. EschatonAngel7 says:

    Blood and Iron, Division, Chaos, Darkness! The US Civil War II is coming soon. Democraps, Liberals, Progressives, Commies, NAZIs, Statists, Secular Humanists (notice they go by numerous names – but really they are named Legion) are liars like their father! Babylon the Whore (AKA USA) will be destroyed and no one to blame but themselves; May GOD have mercy on your souls ! Cheers !!

  43. Cameraman says:

    Wing wiper FAG..Foward Air Group..How Pitiful we are There!

  44. Sid says:

    I keep hearing the sound of a toilet flushing, is it our country going down the pipes?

  45. Sixx says:

    Rump riders marry on Fort Dix

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