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Jul 30 2012

Newspeak Dictionary Update

Time for an official update to the Newspeak dictionary. The words teenager and teen have been redefined to mean “black hooligan involved in rioting, looting, or mob violence.” An example of proper usage from the city that gave us Obama:

A mob of more than 20 teenagers descended on a trendy Wicker Park shop on Saturday and made off with more than $3,000 worth of jeans.

It took cops 30 minutes to respond to the 911 call by the storeowner, who at least maintained his sense of humor:

Luke Cho said he hopes the images help police find the robbers, or maybe even shame the parents of the teens enough that they’ll turn the kids in.

Bwahahaha!

If I can’t grasp the difference between voting for Obama and looting businesses in person, it’s doubtful the welfare mammas or anonymous absentee daddies of the “teens” can either.

Teens at play.

On tips from Bob Roberts, Artfldgr, Shawn, and AC.

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  • Mickey Shea

    Gib me dat.

  • MicahStone

    Remember how the leadership of the national association for the advancement of (d-cRAT socialist) colored people formally and officially called for a ban of the scientific term “black hole” because they claimed it was RACIST ? Wait for them to now do the same for “teenager” and “teen.”

    (NB: You can’t fix stupid.)

  • Drury

    Have to admit, I did see a couple of non-coloreds there. I won’t classify them as White. They are either POS race traitor wiggers, OR belong to one of the many “hispanic” cultures. Still, when you have 90%+ of your “teen flash mob” belonging to the african race, it says a LOT about your colored communities.

  • FrankW

    ‘member the white man drove them to it. All of the exploitation put upon them during the last decade while they was in slavery. They was just getting spontaneous reparations.

  • WhereIsOurPinochet

    Perhaps if we do like Mitt Romney and put our knee pads on and gobble NAACP cock until our tongue is sore, we can properly atone for our white privilege and finally make up for all the pain and suffering we’ve caused the black race, inflicting upon them such brazen hostility as indoor plumbing & wiring, SNAP cards, free education, priority over whites in hiring, free housing, etc.

    Those poor African-Americans, always fighting the injustice. We shall overcome.

  • Louisiana Steve

    It’s more obvious when you hypenate the word teenager….tee-nager.

    Thatisall.

  • http://tinyurl.com/chwudtc Laurie

    “…It took cops 30 minutes to respond to the 911 call.”

    It would only take 2-5 seconds for the shopkeeper to draw and fire, and then the “teenagers” would scatter and run like the rats they are. Like this: http://tinyurl.com/cnzk64u

  • http://Huh? 70Stage1

    Drury, you’re giving that statistic too much credit….should be around 99%. Come to think of it I’ve never seen a group of white kids plunder a store, but hey, I’m open for for debate or video, etc.

    Anyone?

  • Jester

    Luke Cho said he hopes the images help police find the robbers, or maybe even shame the parents of the teens enough that they’ll turn the kids in

    Sorry, Luke. The institutions of honor and filial piety (as you remember them from the Far East) simply do not exist in urban American areas any more than they do in the African Serengeti.

  • TTommy

    That, my friends, is the entitlement generation. Firmly endorsed by comrade Obama and his socialist democrat party. Our country is in big, big trouble.

  • http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry

    Dez din dooz niffins!!

    Spontaneous reparations! LOL I like it.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    Pinochet
    Actually, I would like to see MORE people on our side challenge and debate these racemongers
    The reason they keep getting away with their ridiculous rhetoric is that they have the luxury (thanks to a slobbering media) of saying it in a vacuum.

  • Marian

    If there were a white flash mob doing this, you can be damn sure it would be all over the media 24/7 ad infinitim. All of these cockroaches look like obama’s sons to me. Lazy vermin.

  • Bill T

    That would be one outstanding example of Bathhouse barry’s community organizing efforts, and an answer for the people questioning the need for high capacity magazines!

  • http://moonbattery.com redalert

    About 1 minute in the doors should be locked, the blinds pulled, all exits blocked and a candid discussion held at the end of a shotgun with these folks as to wether or not this is really a path in life they wish to pursue. Like most bullies many will cry and wet their pants. Shoot the rest. Resitance is futile, as the progressives would have us believe. So the “futile” mantra can be applied to an empowered population. Make the ones you fear, fear you even more.

  • metprof

    In the near future a store owner will pull out a weapon and defend whats his.

    And someone will get hurt.

  • Sandy

    But they will be the first to wail and moan about how their neighborhoods were redlined. All businesses should pull out and leave them without any available sources. All shop owners should be armed. Drop a few and it will stop.

  • Clingtomyguns

    redalert says:
    July 30, 2012 at 5:35 pm About 1 minute in the doors should be locked, the blinds pulled, all exits blocked and …

    Red, call me old fashioned, but I still like the good old days when dogs were put in charge of guarding stores like this. So rather than pulling the shotgun on them after locking up the place, I’d rather leave and see these teen homies do their best to reenact James Brolin in that 70′s classic, “Trapped.”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCAJ7V6dUXo&feature=related

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    70Stage1
    Regardless of what our “liberal masters” tell us, it’s to our advantage to “profile” the boogiemen.
    This preempts us on when to lock and load.
    Here, typical trouble takes the shape of Caucasian males, mostly strung out on meth jerkin high voltage wires off center pivots, or hacking away at the locks on the gas barrel while Fido chomps right through flesh down to bone.
    If one should find himself in the inner city facing their particular boogiemen, it would likely be an instant before they suddenly eat Ford F350 bumper chrome

  • Lothrop

    It’s time that we stop pretending that people of African descent are the moral and intellectual equivalent of people of European ancestry. On the whole, they’re obviously not, and it’s genetic. Most of the great thinkers throughout time have admitted as much. Today, intuitively and based on experience, we all know that to be the case. To pretend otherwise is Cultural Marxist, PC bullshit.

  • TED
  • Mickey Shea

    Blacks…never a good thing.

  • dan

    rocksalt followed by buckshot….just sayin’

  • http://14 Cameraman

    Flash Mob? Looked like a TRASH MOB..sure were taking they sweet time Doing sum Schoppin! Where do we Draw the LINE! Start Capping the Bastards..That”s Where!
    Gnomeimsaying?

  • http://Huh? 70Stage1

    In regards to my question in my last post above…….didn’t think so.

  • Noelegy

    I’m surprised they don’t call them “children,” to invoke Saint Trayvon.

  • Noelegy

    @Clingtomyguns, last night my Great Pyrenees mix jumped up and started barking like mad. A few seconds later, I heard a tentative knock at the door. My husband answered the door, with both of our large dogs trying to push their way past him. He went outside to speak to the visitor. He came back in a few minutes, smiling, and I asked what they were selling. “Security systems,” he replied (we have one). I asked, “Did you say THAT [our dogs] is our security system?” I mean, I bet the guy wasn’t too enthusiastic about approaching the house after hearing an obviously BIG dog barking inside. :)

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