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Jul 30 2012

New Olympic Event

US Olympic wrestler Elena Pirozhkova is stronger than anyone knew:

moose-toss

Awarding a gold medal for moose tossing ought to do wonders to fill those empty seats at the Olympics.

Compliments of Mary.

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18 Responses to “New Olympic Event”

  1. Jester says:

    Uuuuungh….. Ghetto Fab ruins everything. I hope Ms. Pirozhkova keeps walking all the way out to the dumpsters where she can dump that trash.

  2. whotothewhat says:

    Michelle was most likely thinking back when she first married to Barrack. And how she carried him over the threshold.

  3. The Watcher says:

    I was thinking more along the lines of the dead(weight)-lifting competition; perhaps the Wookie-toss.

  4. Antisocialist says:

    I thought that was carrot top?

  5. Gunny G says:

    They make a nice looking couple. I can see a double wedding in the future. These two and Barry and Reggie.

  6. MicahStone says:

    Hey, when did richard simmons dye his hair orange?

  7. Ragnar Danneskjöld says:

    Wow, She pick up the Wookie

  8. MicahStone says:

    That wrestler should be given honorary US citizenship for having to carry that load – just like us American taxpayers have to.

  9. Bob Roberts says:

    Ah, you know, I understand why she wanted to go to the olympics, without Barack Hussein and the kids.

    She read the story I did (I think someone posted it here) about all the hanky-panky that goes on in the olympic village and she wanted to get in on that action.

  10. nobarack08 says:

    new event: ‘hoist the wookie’

  11. Katya Kakhov says:

    No matter what , remember this .

    Always let the Wookie win .

  12. Antisocialist says:

    Will they live together on Earth or Kashyyyk?
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kashyyyk

  13. Momster says:

    Of course Michelle can help fill up seats at the Olympics–look at the size to that arse! She could fill half the bleacher section.

    For someone with skinny upper arms–just look at how those thunder thighs fill out the legs on those pants.

  14. Judith M. says:

    I’ll bet Elena is twice the man Obama is.

  15. chuck in st paul says:

    “moose tossing”
    ROFLMAO, very funny

  16. Jester says:

    Personally, I love a large posterior on a woman: it’s part of what makes a girl a girl and not a boy. However, it doesn’t count if she’s not also intelligent, generous, kind, funny, interesting, and not to mention attractive… unlike our first “lady”.

  17. grayjohn says:

    Haan Solo would be shocked.

  18. Warlord says:

    Look at the size of that ass, it could crush a toilet seat.

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