The gullible believe that the purpose of fracking is to provide us with the cheap and abundant energy our economy will require to shrug off Obamunism and become prosperous again. However, enviromoonbats are digging deep to get at the truth. According to an ecowarrior by the name Frack You!:
“I started thinking … who really knows what the real purpose of these ‘deep well injection programs’ really is? They are boring down into the Earth and making earthquakes and flammable water — how do we know that this isn’t some sort of deep-Earth Satanic ritual?”
Only when Satan has been fracked free from his subterranean confinement can his minions at last afflict the righteous with lower energy prices.
Comparably absurd are moonbat attempts to link fracking to mass bird deaths, fish deaths, and human illness, even including the STDs they spread far and wide with what Rahm Emanuel would call “Chicago values.”
On a tip from Wingmann.