Moonbat Suspects True Purpose of Fracking
The gullible believe that the purpose of fracking is to provide us with the cheap and abundant energy our economy will require to shrug off Obamunism and become prosperous again. However, enviromoonbats are digging deep to get at the truth. According to an ecowarrior by the name Frack You!:
“I started thinking … who really knows what the real purpose of these ‘deep well injection programs’ really is? They are boring down into the Earth and making earthquakes and flammable water — how do we know that this isn’t some sort of deep-Earth Satanic ritual?”
Only when Satan has been fracked free from his subterranean confinement can his minions at last afflict the righteous with lower energy prices.
Comparably absurd are moonbat attempts to link fracking to mass bird deaths, fish deaths, and human illness, even including the STDs they spread far and wide with what Rahm Emanuel would call “Chicago values.”
On a tip from Wingmann.
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Whoa, where did that pic come from? It’s either a sweet-ass heavy metal album cover or a sweet-ass DnD monster manual cover.
Oh and more proof liberalism is a mental disease.
Frack You, should lead a expedition to the center of the earth to see what is going on down there. I would kick in a dollar for that.
A little paranoid schizophrenia in the morning, kids?
You can’t fix stupid. What else is there to say?
“Paranoia is just having the right information.”
― William S. Burroughs
The question is not whether I’m paranoid, it’s whether I’m paranoid enough.
Anonymous
“Paranoia is knowing all the facts.”
- Woody Allen
Here is Western PA they also have claimed fracking was turning the rivers radioactive! Of course that one was quickly debunked in early 2011.
Why don’t we just ask our resident trolls, Auntie Commie, NumbNutsGleator and (l)AnOnymous?
Just because you are paranoid doesnt mean they really arent out to get you!
That’s silly ! Everybody knows that they’re making Deep Underground Military Bases .
Progs are mentally ill.
Oh come on, they’re just boring holes to establish more bases for our reptilian overlords like the one in Denver. Geez, why do these numbnuts have to make this all so complicated?
Looks like I WILL have to stock up on Hornady’s after all.
2012/2013,,,,,,,,,,,
“Frack ‘em Dano!”
Actually when the drilling is done I shall welcome our Silurian overlords.
When I was just a fledgeling aviatior a wise old pelican once told me that “FEAR” is an acronym.
“False Evidence Appearing Real”
In other words, be cool and stay rational.
I find it quite ironic that a Loopy Loony Lemming Like Lying Leftie Loser Lizard would be talking about satan – after all, haven’t they been telling us all along that satan doesn’t exist, nor does God, Heaven or Hell?
…….unless of course, by satan you mean G.W. Bush, by God you mean Barack Hussein Obama, by Heaven you mean the planned neocommunist Socialist Utopian Paradise, and by Hell you mean the Liberal fear of being dragged out into the glaring light of reality and truth…..
“Aviator” for all the Spell Check Nazis out there.
Does Christine O’Donnell use Spell Check?
This splains the rash of Zombie incidents lately.
Don’t cha know…here in Texas,we bleed oil!
It is not a Satanic ritual (disguised as oil extraction) causing the earthquakes. It is the great white dinosaur “Rudy” trying to get to the surface. I know this to be true, I saw it the other day on my magic vision box after using the DVD (Dig Very Deep) upgrade to see the center of the Earth. P.S. Brendon Fraiser has a diamond the size of a basketball. And there is a mysterious object using lasers to fly through the core to restart it.
but most Wiccans are Leftists
Unonymous,
That picture is from the side of a 70′s van.
Remember, Cthulu Loathes You
This might sound crazy but this sounds like one of the last remaining “Jesus Freaks”.
Some of you might be too young to remember but they were really hippie type liberals that were also really Christian.