Mitt Romney, Homewrecker
Their relentless digging has finally paid off. At last Democrats have something besides vicious slander to throw at Mitt Romney. The Man From Michigan has ruined a happy home:
Suspicious that his live-in girlfriend was planning an affair, a Tennessee man confronted the woman after spotting a photo of an unknown guy on her Facebook page, according to a police report.
Lowell Turpin, 40, “angrily demanded to know who the male was,” reported Anderson County Sheriff’s Department investigators.
Crystal Gray, 38, “replied that it was a picture of Mitt Romney.”
Despite being informed that the man on Gray’s wall was the presumptive Republican presidential candidate (and not some hunky, severely conservative sidepiece), Turpin apparently was not placated.
So he smashed her laptop against the wall and punched her in the face.
Turpin won’t be the last Romney opponent to have anger management issues after voters get their revenge in November.
On a tip from Mickey Shea.
Jabba’s younger brother?
“If I had a redneck neighbor who voted for me no matter what, he’s look like Turpin” – Barry ObaMessiah
Now that’s what I’d call a “Bloated Liberal”
Wow, I’m guessin’ this guy’s family tree has NO branches.
He probably has an SEIU union card.
mcd, this guy’s family tree is like a telephone pole…one branch, but wired together with all the others in the county. the kin you love to touch.
But remember folks, what happened the last time a dyed in the wool flaming liberal got the pizz beat out of him on election day (no, not Jimmeh Cahta)…Fritz Mondale.
The Dimocrat revenge for that was Watergate. They will not take the coming beating in November lying down! There will be some kind of blowback for sure. It will be interesting to watch.
I am ordering my Chinese food early for election night to beat the rush. (I would order Chick-Fil-A–but heck, I’m in Massachusetts, try to find one.) Let’s see…popcorn, chips and dip, Chinese food, tasty wine, yup. Can hardly wait. Hope the ending is worth waiting for!
That has a girlfriend? what species?
the missing link…..?
She must be damn desparate as my grandmother used to say.
FOUND A PHOTO of his ‘girlfriend’
Looks like she was actually asking for a four-some:
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/Michelle%20Obama%20ugly%20dress.jpg
Wtf Doug, why is the wookie wearing a two year old’s
sweater in that pic? What a retard.
Hulk smash puny human!
When asked about being so stupid,lowell turpentine
responded:”I’m not stupid,I just have real bad luck when it comes to thinking”.
Mickey Shea says:
I have to say, Turd Pin’s ‘girlfriend’ sure gets around:
http://boudicabpi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/michellewookiewitchdr.jpg
Turpin? Should read Turdpin.
Hey, this is nothing to joke about.
This man gets violent at the very sight of Mitt Romney’s picture.
I think Interpol, the Secret Service, the FBI, CIA, NSA, Military Police, State Police, County Sheriff’s Office, Local Law Enforcement, NBPP, and Community Watch should investigate IMMEDIATELY.
After all, Ted Nugent just makes a COMMENT about life under Obama and……
(Do I really need a “Sarc” tag?)
If he gets that pissed about a picture of Romney…just think what he may have done if it was a pic of bHUSSENo??? shudder.
This guy’s so fat
(How fat is he?)
He’s so fat he could repo cars for a living.
But seriously, he’s only a mouth-breather because the weight of fat on his jowls holds his mouth open.
Is this guy part chipmonk? What’s he got stuffed in his cheeks?
(cue banjos)
It looks like Obama has this moron’s vote all sewn up.
Ugliest man I ever saw. Possibly a ‘hybrid’ that somehow got out of the lab.
Alas, another family tree that doesn’t fork.