Birdbrain on a Wire
London’s moonbat mayor theatrically took umbrage when Romney couldn’t help but notice potential problems with the hosting of the Olympics. Boris Johnson might want to develop a thicker hide — considering that the entire world is now guffawing at him:
Businesses’ takings have been hit, hotels are slashing room prices and overblown warnings of transport chaos appear to have driven tourists away.
Such concerns haven’t stopped Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, enjoying himself at a host of Olympic events, however. …
[H]is public appearances continued [yesterday] when he made a star turn by appearing on a zip wire above Victoria Park, although the stunt did not exactly go to plan as the London Mayor was at one point stranded above a bemused crowd. …
Mr Johnson became stuck when he tried out the 45-metre high, 320-metre long zip wire at the London Live event in Victoria Park, where visitors can watch the Games action on a big screen or try their hand at a range of Olympic sports.
But he was left dangling inelegantly for five minutes as the wire lost momentum and got stuck over a crowd of people.
Meanwhile, London has been reduced to a “ghost town” and an “Olympics-related mini recession in the capital” is feared, largely due to Johnson’s bungling. But he sure stuck it good to Mitt Romney, whose expert handling of the 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City is legendary.
On a tip from Zilla.
“Upper-class Twit Of The Year!”.
ahh, you know if the Queen Mayor for Life had gotten his wish and this olympics for NYC, he would have been on that harness. Imagine the glee of his subjects at seeing their Queen so close to bodily harm?
God,I wish that would happen to Bloomberg.
Too bad this was England and they dont have any but I would love to have seen the crowd pull out paintball and airsoft guns and have a little fun with pinata boy up there.
Funny how ‘out in the middle of nowhere Utah’ to borrow Cameron’s phrase, they never had a problem filling seats.
What say you, Auntie Commie and NumbNutsGleator?
Does that image not perfectly demonstrate what liberalism has done to masculinity? Looking at that effeminate, sorry excuse of a “man” dangling helplessly, almost in the fetal position, makes me want to retch. I cannot adequately articulate the contempt I feel for these non-thinking, puerile dopes.
Don’t usually find myself disagreeing with many of the comments posted here, but Boris is a Mensch with a great sense of humor, totally self deprecating, highly educated, and very funny. Compared to Red Ken, the former mayor of London, this guy is like Attilla the Hun.
Too bad Boris Asshat Johnson isn’t still hanging from that wire it’s his best position.
Wilberforce says:
August 2, 2012 at 10:39 am
“Upper-class Twit Of The Year!”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqObJtGrKaA
Thanx Wilberforce. Now I had to retrieve that Monty Python clip.
I guess there are things as British piñatas. If you hit it what comes out? Tea and crumpets/scones?
Well, it’s not too unusual for a politician to boldly take a stand with both feet planted firmly in mid-air.
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Natahniel M. No problem! It was the first phrase that came to mind
The crash helmet makes him look more silly.
He useing the flags for symaphor! Let’s see, it says:
“Get me down you fuc…” HEY!
Give all the kids a cricket bat and tell them it’s a piñata!
Boris said:
‘There’s guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know if we are ready. Are we ready? Yes we are!’
In response, the raucous crowd erupted in thunderous applause.
Is there some insult in there? No there is not.
Mitt Romney had, of course, questioned whether London was ready but has now changed his tune.
Boris is the most politically incorrect politician imaginable. He may well be our next Prime Minister and he would, I think, be a good one.
If we had a Tea Party they would love him.
Hey, it’s Britain. Who cares what they think, do, or say. They are a dying nation, drowning in their deep addiction to extreme political correctness. To that, you can add the millions of radical Muslims they’ve invited into their country, and you have a nation on it’s way down the drain.
The only useful purpose Britainistan serves, or should serve, is to remind America where we’re heading and what to expect when we get there if we insist on continuing to be weak, gullible, sheep.
A pasty white limey pinata, a bunch of whacks with a bat he would split open. Unfortunately what would poor out would be a bunch dry old biscuits and crumpets.
This Is An Urgent Announcement!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_jq-8U05D8
You just can’t script it any better.