Perverts may be granted special privileges by our liberal rulers, but it’s the least they deserve for all the oppression they suffer. For example, a 22-year-old of the politically favored sodomite persuasion recently suffered a nasty beating at the hands of three homophobes in Missoula, inspiring gasps of righteous outrage. Oh wait:
Joseph Baken, of Billings, suffered the bruises and cuts to his face when he smashed it against a curb while attempting to stick an Olympic-style backflip in the street, he said.
The young con-artist pleaded guilty to making a false report on Tuesday and was given a 180 day suspended jail sentence and slapped with a $300 fine, the Missoula Independent reported.
The hate crime:
Why can’t Montana get some harder curbs?
Add Half-Baken to the list, along with Alexandra Pennell, Aimee Whitchurch, Christel Conklin, Quinn Matney, Aubriana Banks, Sarah Marshak, Tawana Brawley, Crystal Gail Mangum, Kerri Dunn, Leah Miller, Ahmad Saad Nasim, et alia, ad nauseam.
On a tip from Mickey Shea.