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Aug 09 2012

Joseph Baken: Yet Another Phony Hate Crime Victim

Perverts may be granted special privileges by our liberal rulers, but it’s the least they deserve for all the oppression they suffer. For example, a 22-year-old of the politically favored sodomite persuasion recently suffered a nasty beating at the hands of three homophobes in Missoula, inspiring gasps of righteous outrage. Oh wait:

Joseph Baken, of Billings, suffered the bruises and cuts to his face when he smashed it against a curb while attempting to stick an Olympic-style backflip in the street, he said.

The young con-artist pleaded guilty to making a false report on Tuesday and was given a 180 day suspended jail sentence and slapped with a $300 fine, the Missoula Independent reported.

The hate crime:

Why can’t Montana get some harder curbs?

Add Half-Baken to the list, along with Alexandra Pennell, Aimee Whitchurch, Christel Conklin, Quinn Matney, Aubriana Banks, Sarah Marshak, Tawana Brawley, Crystal Gail Mangum, Kerri Dunn, Leah Miller, Ahmad Saad Nasim, et alia, ad nauseam.

On a tip from Mickey Shea.

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  • big-pete

    Fake But Accurate. Now, where have we seen that before?

  • http://www.itsaboutliberty.com MissAnthropy

    Upon receiving his jail sentence, he loudly lamented “Wait, what do you mean suspended? You’re not going to throw me into a cell with a bunch of tough brutes? Are you sure?”

  • Bubba

    politically favored sodomite persuasion or PFSP.
    Is that the sound they make when they fart?

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    Oh please convince me of the need for hate crimes legislation to protect “victims” that need to make their crimes up
    BTW if it requires hate to accuse an innocent person of a serious crime based on his sexual orientation, shouldn’t this moron be charged as well ?

  • AC

    Fake But Accurate. Now, where have we seen that before?

    Isn’t that the slogan of MSLSD?

  • johnnosk

    What about the cost of wasting police time and resources?

  • AC

    Expect the manufactured outrage to ramp up as the election approaches.

    A ruling in the stand your ground hearing in the Zimmerman case is expected in October. If it goes the way it legally should, the cacophony of cries of racism will become so loud that conservatives will need to purchase suppressors to protect their hearing…..after waiting six months for the paperwork to clear.

  • TonyD95B

    RE: AC at August 9, 2012 at 8:20 pm :

    “…..A ruling in the stand your ground hearing in the Zimmerman case is expected in October. If it goes the way it legally should, the cacophony of cries of racism will become so loud that conservatives will need to purchase suppressors to protect their hearing…..after waiting six months for the paperwork to clear.”

    What REALLY sucks is that “Stand Your Ground” is actually irrelevant – all credible evidence and testimony presented to date indicates that George Zimmerman was the victim of an Aggravated Assault, and defended himself. SYG is moot anyway…….

  • AC

    SYG does matter in this case because it relieves the GZ legal team from needing to show by a preponderance of the evidence that GZ was incapable of retreating from the agg. assault. To win this hearing (and a dismissal with prejudice) they need only show that GZ had a reasonable fear of agg. assault, which should be super easy given the evidence. Absent a victim being confronted in a room with one exit, or confronted by a shooter, determination of the feasibility of retreat would typically be left to the trier of fact. For a judge to come to that conclusion in a pretrial motion, the judge would need to rule that no reasonable jury could come to the conclusion that retreat was possible.

  • TonyD95B

    When you are on the ground with someone slamming your head against the pavement “retreat” is irrelevant……the only reason SYG is being brought up at all is because Loopy Loony Lying Leftist Lackeys dislike the Castle Doctrine or anything like it that empowers us “peasants”.

  • TonyD95B

    Yeah, and in our list of bogus “Hate Crimes” we forgot one of the most incendiary of them all….Matthew Shepard.

    He did not die because he was “Gay” – he died because he was a dumba##.

  • AC

    When you are on the ground with someone slamming your head against the pavement “retreat” is irrelevant……the only reason SYG is being brought up at all is because Loopy Loony Lying Leftist Lackeys dislike the Castle Doctrine or anything like it that empowers us “peasants”.

    It is a procedural thing.

    Without SYG, the lack of the ability to retreat (given the less than crystal clear circumstances) would be something left up to the jury, meaning GZ wouldn’t have a chance at freedom until the jury verdict is delivered.

    With SYG, the judge can dispose of the case pre-trial through this SYG hearing. The prosecutor can’t whine about retreat being left up to the jury because there is no duty to retreat under Florida law.

    I agree that GZ could not have retreated given the circumstances. If I were on the jury, I would vote to acquit, however I’d rather it not even make it to the jury, because GZ is clearly innocent and should be allowed to get on with his life without many more months of legal limbo.

  • AC

    Suppose that a defendant is charged with the armed robbery of a convenience store, in which CCTV tapes show a masked bandit pointing a gun at the clerk.

    Now suppose that the accused defendant lost both his arms in a tragic badminton accident many years prior.

    A competent lawyer would:

    a) Plead it down to unarmed robbery.
    b) Argue impossibility to the jury.
    c) Move to dismiss pre-trial.
    d) File a civil suit for malicious prosecution.
    e) c and d

  • Jimbo

    Yep. The person in question definitely represents liberals.

    You have to consider, for every time a liberal is caught at this crap, how many times did they pull it off?

    Liberals have ruined themselves. I profile. If I know they’re a liberal I know they’re a liar, I know they’re a thief, I know human life means nothing to them, I know I won’t hire them, I know I’m armed to protect myself from them.

    Never turn your back on a liberal. They have no morals. If they see a big empty back – the stinking scum will put a knife in it.

    Buy more ammo.

  • Bloodless Coup

    “Hate crimes” almost always turn out to be staged events.

  • Bloodless Coup

    IRS WHISTLEBLOWERS REPORT THAT IRS AGENTS ARE AIDING AND ABETTING ILLEGAL ALIENS IN COMMITTING TAX FRAUD.

    http://www.infowars.com/irs-caught-in-id-fraud-scam/

  • White Debilz

    Oh look at the little gymnast! I guess Joey won’t be gobbling cock anytime soon with that injury, poor thing.

  • Mickey Shea

    You left out Madonna Constantine’s name on your list of
    infamous fakers.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    A “hate crime” is really a thought crime.

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  • Texas12

    When will Lao/Jackel(sp)show up to challenge us to give examples of fake hate crimes by gays?

  • Maudie N Mandeville

    New Details Emerge in Matthew Shepard Murder
    Killers Talk About Crime That Shocked the Nation
    Nov. 26, 2004 —

    http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Story?id=277685&page=1#.UCUvpI7_7OE

    You’d better take screen shots. I’m surprised it’s still up.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    Just read the link to the M. Shepard case and guess what i noticed:

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    McKinney’s childhood, too, was less than picture-perfect. His father, a long-haul trucker, was rarely home and eventually divorced McKinney’s mother, a nurse who later died as a result of a botched surgery. McKinney received a malpractice settlement of nearly $100,000 after his mother’s death. He says he spent most of that money on things like cars and drugs.

    McKinney admits to Vargas that by the time he was 18 he had a serious methamphetamine habit.

    Shepard Haunted by Own Difficulties

    Despite his strong family life, Shepard had troubles of his own. His mother, Judy Shepard, says her son’s problems had started three years earlier during a high school trip to Morocco, where he was beaten and raped.

    Beaten and raped in Morocco.

    WHERE WAS THE MEDIA ON THAT ONE??!!

    Of course this has NOTHINGTODOWITHISLAM™.

    Nor is it a HATECRIME™

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  • Canis lupus

    He got a suspended jail sentence. Im sure the prospect of actually being locked up scared him. But the reason these fake hate crimes are commited is because there is no penalty for it. Some of the people who lie have no charges filed against them. Even with police and FBI (yes FBI) resourses being used to find out what actually happened, most of these people get away with it. I would bet gender, race and sexual orientation have something to do with it.

  • AC

    Is anyone else tired of these suspended jail sentences?

    If somebody has committed an inexcusable misdemeanor then they should be locked up for a short while to get their attention. If they’re gainfully employed, and incarceration would interfere with remaining so, then let them serve a couple months of weekends in jail, or better yet, on a sheriff’s litter cleanup crew.

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