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Aug 14 2012

National Weather Service Stocks Up on Ammo

Our monstrously bloated and relentlessly intrusive federal government is currently controlled by leftist ideologues opposed to everything this country stands for. Their relationship with the American people is wary if not yet openly hostile. This is why even the National Weather Service is stocking up on ammunition, presumably to shoot us with. Remember the party hounds at the General Services Administration, who blew $820,000 of our money on an outrageously frivolous Las Vegas shindig? Here’s something a little more sobering from their official website:

The DOC NOAA National Weather Service – Western Acquisition Division ? Boulder requires the following items, Purchase Description Determined by Line Item, to the following:

LI 001, 16,000 rounds of ammunition for semiautomatic pistols to be factory-loaded .40 S&W caliber, 180-grain jacketed hollow point (JHP). …

LI 002, 24,000 rounds of ammunition for semiautomatic pistols to be factory-loaded .40 S&W caliber, 180-grain jacketed hollow point (JHP). …

LI 003, 6,000 rounds of frangible, 125-grain CFRHT .40 caliber.

Why does even the weatherman need piles of ammo if he works for the government? Possibly because every federal employee in the country might become deputized once Obamunism truly hits the fan in the form of total economic collapse or a disputed 2012 election.

Meanwhile, DHS has just purchased another 750 million rounds of ammo, in addition to the 450 million rounds they bought with our money earlier this year. I doubt they plan on using all these bullets to defend the open southern border.

obama fascism
Or just shot.

On tips from dan, artfldgr, Bloodless Coup, and Stormfax.


According to bureaucrats, the National Weather Service ammo request was a “clerical error.” Admittedly the federal government is highly prone to errors.

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  • Anon-Y-Mouse

    Clerical error my ass.

    Remember now: THEY don’t want YOU to have guns because YOU can’t be trusted. You might be a movie-theatre shooter…or worse, a violent TEA PARTY EXTREMIST.

    THEY, however, CAN be trusted. THEY are the government.

    That’s why we no longer need that pesky 2nd amendment, since it’s main purpose is for you to defend yourself AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT…but since the gov’t can be trusted, you no longer need a gun.

    Simple. Right?

  • justme

    750 Million rounds, at least they plan on doing all of us the right way – with presumably two rounds in the back of the head. One wonders if they will submit bills to our heirs for the cost of the two rounds?

  • Mickey Shea

    Clerical error my ass.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    According to bureaucrats, the National Weather Service ammo request was a “clerical error.” Admittedly the federal government is highly prone to errors

    It was probably on the requisition form next to the inflatable dolls they meant to order for an inter agency dyke party with Janet and her band of hand picked nappy ho’s in DHS

  • Marian

    I feel a chill wind blowing–not for me, but for my kids and grandkids. The noose gets tighter and tighter…

  • Anon-Y-Mouse

    …and a couple of quick phone calls (and sources) later, I will re-state:

    Clerical error MY ASS.

    Ever hear of global warming?

    Ever hear the rhetoric about being a traitor (and worse) if you’re not on board with the Enviros and their GW religion?

    Ever notice that the NWS has signed onto GW in a big way?

    Ever notice how badly all these related agencies (NOAA, NWS, EPA, etc.) want to enforce rules they make up about global warming?

    Still think that ammo was a clerical error?

  • GM Car Of The Future

    The only “error” is the Department within NOAA…
    not the NWS, but the Marine Fisheries Service…
    and NOAA’s Office of Law Enforcement.

    Same church, different pew.

    Something is indeed fishy. 🙄

  • whotothewhat

    The Government knows something and they are not telling us. I suspect a potential zombie attack.

    Most likely because of the scrutiny of DHS by well US! looking at PDFs that they post on there websites for purchases then we get a hold of them and disseminate to the masses on this site and others. The wonderkins in the Government you know “of the people for the people.”(SARC) Might be trying to hide this type of purchase by having the National Weather Service budget for AMMO of course its for DHS or whatever jack booted thug agency you know the ones with the new super cool black uniforms and ballistic armour (battle rattle), M4s with surefire lights and laser mounted on the picatinny rail the kind they dream of holding while kicking your front door of your home at 5:00am to do a welfare check of you wife scared children and your dog they just shot because it barked. WE ARE HER TO HELP YOU!!!!NOW DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!!!!

  • Jimbo

    Clerical error, huh? That probably means the ammo was actually funneled to ACORN and the service “workers” union. And maybe to a bunch of mexican drug lords per Holds-his-Penis?

  • AC

    Of course it was a huge mistake. They chose the .40 S&W.

    Let the fun begin.


  • Nangleator

    Yeah, man! The government and their insidious “no more new gun regulations for many years” thing… It’s like you have to keep buying more and more guns and ammo just to prove to the sheeple that the government is about to start considering planning to attempt to consider offering up some sort of Second Amendment Apocalypse!!!

    And the worst thing… that they haven’t done anything of the sort! Those BASTARDS!

    It’s almost like the sheeple will start to look at us and our imaginary friends like WE’RE crazy!

  • AC

    Nangleator says:

    What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?

  • AC

    Elderly man shoots armed intruder

    The intruder was a convicted felon and child molester

    In Nangleator’s America, this elderly man would have been robbed, stabbed, and left to die.

  • StanInTexas

    AC, the list of things Nan/Lao doesn’t understand could fill up TWO Internets!

  • they have a law enforcement branch. fisherys and reg enforcement. fish cops

  • Nangleator

    You know, here’s my problem with Mitt Romney. He plans on lighting all babies on fire. Outrageous, you say? Where’s my proof, you say?

    Well, he clearly ISN’T proposing to light all babies on fire! How about that, huh?!

  • StanInTexas

    Hey Nan/Lao, still waiting on you to tell me if you think Obama raping puppies before he plays golf and pouring their blood on his golf balls is Preisdential behaviour to you!

  • StanInTexas

    Jerry, Fish Cops? Is that like the Mattress Police???

  • Bloodless Coup

    This was the best part of the article…

    According to bureaucrats, the National Weather Service ammo request was a “clerical error.”


    Doesn’t everybody occassionally accidently request a few thousands of rounds of ammunition?

    It happens to me all the time (sarcasm).



  • FrankW

    Maybe they are planning to fight global warming?

  • AC

    ManBearPig is big game. They’ll need more than a .40 for that.


  • TonyD95B

    RE: AC at August 14, 2012 at 1:15 pm:

    “Of course it was a huge mistake. They chose the .40 S&W.”


    Sad but true.

  • You don’t need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows . . .

  • fubar

    Clerical error?

    AMMO is mistakenly typed in place of THERMOMETERs or what?

  • AZRon

    Well by God, if all of us evil deniers are too stupid to understand the truth, the Democrats will have to take matters into their own hands and save the planet.

    They’s gonna’ shoot global warming deader than a mackeral.

  • Bill T

    AC says:
    August 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    Nangleator says:
    What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?

    Nangleator’s just pissed since where he lives he cant own a gun!

  • Nangleator

    Bloodless Coup: “According to bureaucrats, the National Weather Service ammo request was a “clerical error.” ROFLMAO!!!”

    Jeez, the CIA tries to get their ammo secretly, and you guys blab about it all over the internet. Nice going, handing the U.S.A. over to the enemy, jerks.

    Bill T, you might not know where I live. I had a nice Roberts chuck gun for years. Odd caliber. .224, if I remember right. I hand loaded for a while, because ammo was hard to find.

  • Winston Smith

    They need 46,000 rounds of ammo (for starters) to hunt down an kill everyone who doesnt get on board the Al Gore Global Warming Bandwagon.

  • Winston Smith

    Yep, it was a clerical error, they meant to write 460,000 rounds total the left one zero off each ammo type.

  • Jeff

    The “clerical error” was that the public was informed. Again, the question of why NOAA would file such a request is not answered. Confirms what the enemy will be using. Also all that ammo has to be stock piled and stored some place. With all that ammo, some of it is bound to go “missing” or “lost”.

  • If Brownmao Loses in November. will this ammo be Condidered Mil.Surp? Damn I wish they”d have Bought 45ACP!

  • Jodie

    I expect (Muslim outreaching) NASA to soon be submitting a purchase order for 10,000 swords.

  • ed357


    All of these government agencies….including DHS…..are trying to buy up the ammo before “all of us commoners” can buy it.

  • Lefty

    Hi All

    I’ve large stocks of tinfoil hats I would like to sell you, grab them while you can.

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