Aug
18
2012
Caption Contest
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On tips from Bob Roberts and Artfldgr.
The Light Worker, for sure. Isn’t that what some of the butt lickers called him in 2008?
“I see the future coming into focus… I am king. Michelle is on an extended vacation. Life is good.”
I was able to fool a nation I was the One, so grant me Saul Alinsky – who I know resides in this crystal ball while not residing in hell – there are enough useful idiots remaining so I can finish off the transformation.
“Bend over…this will only hurt for a lifetime…”
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“I see the future…and it’s Bush’s fault!”
“Oh, Allahshammywhammy….please stop this Blount guy and his followers from making my life hell.”
“Build me an army worthy of Soros.”
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Here’s a message for the Marxist-in-Chief in the WH.
The enclosed article will show you the result of your calling for the violent overthrow of Egypt’s pro-western leader, Mubarak. Your Muslim brothers are showing their appreciation for all your support, and are looking forward to taking over the other middle eastern countries you are handing them.
http://www.wnd.com/2012/08/arab-spring-run-amok-brotherhood-starts-crucifixions/
“Alas, poor Joe Biden! I knew him,……a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now, B#TCH????”
“will I win this election”
●Don’t count on it
“will I win this election”
● My reply is no
“will I win this election”
● My sources say no
“will I win this election”
● Outlook not so good
“will I win this election”
● Very doubtful
“I never should have purchased this white racist
Magic 8 Ball”
Why the hell is my Magic 8 ball white?
LOL wingman – almost the same idea @ the same time. Great minds.
This must be Romney’s Magic 8 ball!
Obama gazes into the Palantiri and sees the face of George Soros.
“And for my next feat, I shall tax the moon! Mwahahaha”
Activate the choom signal. Adults are criticizing my policies again.
“He’s got the whole world, in his hands”
Obama says, “I refuse to look into the crystal ball. I’m afraid it will show I have no future.”
I’m afraid of the light. It burns my eyes.
With the power of the Loc-Nar, nothing can stand in my way!!!!
Transmitting my best wishes to Vladimir, you are my strength and my leader Allah willing I will have more flexibility in a few more weeks
I wish I could have dog for dinner.
I wish I could have dog for dinner.
sleep my prettys… sleep.. smell the choom and sleep…
OH! Satan Father of my Dreams..How can this “Whitey” be tied with me in the Polls? Do your Magic Oh Father of Mine!
TODAY’S QUESTION
Does the truly-chilling prospect of PRESIDENT Joe Biden provide Messiah Barry the epitome in assassination protection?
Behold, mere mortals, as I invoke the spirit of Roosevelt and the power of the Kennedy’s to perform great miracles for your land in my holy name.
soon…
So this is what Bob Beckel’s brain looks like!
5.6% unemployment. Cut the deficit in half. Close Guantanamo.
Phking crystal ball!
“God didn’t build this Sun on the first day, somebody else made that happen!”
“By the power of media and voter fraud!”
“Let me be queer, these microphones look just like Reggie’s penis.”
ia! ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!!!
“…And if Romney becomes president…he’ll strangle those black people he chained up, kittens and, senior citizens on medicaid… like this!
That’s my caption…and remember I posted it first BEFORE Obama steals it for an actual commercial!
How many Marxist Presidents does it take to screw-in a lightbulb? None! The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution. The change will only happen once the masses first wrest control of the means of lightbulb production away from the hands of the greedy bourgeois.
Yes Midwestfarmer…there are many like-minded friends here at Moonbattery.
Awww…Prayer, That’s what I need.
“I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Make Romney disappear tonight!”
Ummm…praise allah…no….owl men. Yeah that’s it.
If Anderson Cooper see me with this, will he label me a singular teabagger?
“Mirror, Mirror on the wall…..who’s the biggest commie of all?”
I can feel it,… wait,… yes, I am gay
“This was the size of my bunghole after a few hours with Reggie Love.”
Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory. We must join with Him. We must join with Sauron.
‘Mitt Romney taxes me, he heaps me, I would strike the sun if it insulted me’. Barak ‘Ahab’ Obama.
This is the answer to all of our energy problems, by burning Leftist oral flatulence. By combining the outputs of myself, “Dingy Harry” Reid, and “Nasty” Pelosi, we can power one thousand homes for a year. We just need to find a way to eliminate the disgusting smell…..
…and the seas will rise and the air will clear and the earth will heal. By all of their powers combined… I am THE ONE™!!!
“Hey, maybe I can stash my choom in this!”
I had to borrow this orgasmatron from Woody Allen, since Reggie Love left me.
“…..and make Biden shut up, m-m-m-m…have the Secret Service sneak me in another Big Mac, um…have Reggie call, oh…and I’d like those pink pumps – size 12, and…..”,
“Lord, give me patience as I watch Malia go to her first dance, where there will be boys. Lord, let her skirt get longer as she travels to that place.”
Dear allah,
Please keep Biden quiet for just a few more weeks…
The 10″ portable fusion plant holds the promise of a cheap, reliable, emission free energy source. Early yesterday, in a party line vote, senate democrats voted to ban the technology, citing environmental hazards. Five minutes later president Obama signed the bill into law.
He’s got the whole world in his hands, and that should scare the crap out of you.
“Hey that one flying monkey looks like Michelle”
Warriors of Apophis, draw near and obey he who possesses the vol’cuum.
“Barack Obama – crushing everything Light and Good since 2008″
What do you mean, resign?
Captions aside, that photo is a great example of the type of dazzling illusion Obama used to get elected in the first place. At the same time, it also represents his inability to actually grasp reality.
Halitosis, the green energy of the future!
Thus say the charm of making “Anal nathrach, orth’ bhais’s bethad, do che’l de’nmha”
Look what Uri Geller taught me at camp…
That whole revelation thing. Its right…
That ole black magic has me in it’s spell
that ole black magic…
Another out of mind experience ?
I’m wondering if we can substitute Barney for a young virgin on the altar to save time?
Send out the flying monkey’s!!!!
So the press corps wants to really know how i became president…
UNLIMITED POWAAAAH!
The President’s visual aid helps him explain how Ryan’s radical budget reforms will explode the sun – women and minorities hardest hit.
Obama summones the 12th Mahdi:
“MECCA LECCA HIGH, MECCA HINEY HO”
“MECCA LECCA HIGH, MECCA HINEY HO”
“MECCA LECCA HIGH, MECCA HINEY HO”
“There,I just summoned the 12th Mahdi…..
Caliphate take me away”
“Solar Energy Program??? Fwah, why not just capture the sun with my sheer awesomeness!”
If I had a sun it’d look like this.
“Behold, the sun of Mann”
25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
26 Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
28 And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.
The Gospel According to Luke, KJV
“. . . .and then when I was done inventing atomic energy. . . .”
Oh Lord, Saul Alinsky, please smite Mitt Romney.
CBSABCMSNBCCNNPBSCNNETC
Breaking News: Actual photo uncovered of Obamagod creating the sun, the moon and the stars.
And Obamagod said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Genesis 1:3, KJV, revised 2008
Kenyan witch doctor with his crystal ball
“Oh, Sphere of Power…Hold The Dimness firm over the masses so they will keep me as their King.”
OK the rubes are going to vote my ass out in November,full Ga’Uld mode in 3..2..1…
PEOPLE OF THE TAURI BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!!
Hellooo…this is supposed to be behind my head…halo remember
5.5 kg of 90% pure U-235 should be enough for Ahmadinejad to destroy Tel Aviv.
It keeps telling me that only people with talent can use it. Then it shuts off.
‘Barrack Obama: More than just LIGHT in the loafers’
It’s a gay pun.
He’s a gay punk.
ABO’12
One more and I’ll have a pair of balls!
Man! I LOVE my Solyndra night light! But how the hell do you turn it off…
By my will, so mote it be!!!
Colonoscopy time, Joe!
Joe, I warned you 100 times. If you don’t STFU, Michelle’s bowling ball is going right up there! Hold him down.
“Would you look at that. I guess you can polish a turd!”
Fielding Mellisch’s orgasmatron. The Queen will love this.
Is this thing on? WTF how many of these solar debacles are gonna Fu*% me?
Obama examines his GE manufactured electronic halo, suspecting it of interfering with the teleprompter at the fundraiser he had at a grade school, hoping to get third graders to donate their milk money to his campaign.
Goodnight moon. Goodnight room.
Goodnight chairs and the red balloon…
Yes, they really are that stupid.
Liberals, they really are that stupid.
Liberals. They really are that stupid.
Apologies for the tripple post. Having an internet problem here, apparently.
Who can guess how many souls I have locked up in here……Bwahahahahahaaaa
“Illusion: The Story of Barack Obama”
Get a ton of money for doing nothing, win the Presidency of the United States, a bag of Doritos would be nice, aaaaaaaand economic prosperity. Damn … when that guy said three wishes, he meant THREE.
“Wait, isn’t this supposed to be around my head?”
fly away and counteract da secret Mormon cancer touch!!
“I can see lower unemployment… fewer people on food stamps… increased energy production. OK, fine. Now, crystal ball, show me the future if I win.”
I gotta show this to Chu. Maybe we can get an energy department loan so I can afford Michelle’s next vacation.
I think this damn crystal ball is defective. I can’t see anything past November 6th.
ohhh!!!! shinny!!!!
yes!! I see flying monkeys… no wait…. that’s monkeys flying out of my butt!
Oh magical crystal ball, who is the Greatest President of them all. And if you say Ronald Regan I’m going to smash you like all the other racist, bigoted, homophobic, capitalist loving, right wing exstremist, intolerant crystal balls.
@ Louie says:
____________
It needs to be repeated……
“So, you want to see your win for November? Look closely as Joe Biden announces you as the winner for the presidential race.”
“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you…”
Hiruken, shrunken, oh no it’s Rasmussen.
dammit!!! I asked master Soros not to call me when I’m speaking to the peasants
“Dammit, It’s a GLOBAL WARMING summit, I said NO SNOW in this globe”
And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think. With poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the ear. Progress… Progress. Progress will put them to sleep. Sleeeeep. Now they’ll sleeeeep.
“OMG, I’ve been whiteballed! Those racist bastards!”
Barack Obama, November 7, 2012
“I see my future and it looks like I’ll be going from the 1% to the 8.3% very soon”.
“Hopium – you can never get enough.”
Credit to chuck in st paul
As the ever-expanding white hole of conservatism begins to consume the race-baiting administration, Barry hangs on with both hands.
Repeat after me…
Breathe in the choom…
Exhale the global warming.
“romper, stomper, bomper, boo……”
So this is what mental illness looks like..what a sad group of people!
Obama presents his vision for the future of America.
Gandalf only thought he could stop me, welcome to Sauron 2.0.
I see Aunta Em, and she’s crying
The puppy was only about ‘this’ big….but so tender and juicy.
Whatever it is I want to shove it up his ass.
Leftard powers unite. Form of an egotistical, petulant, lying, thieving, fraudulent, usurping, man ass loving, race baiting, marxist asshole.
If this a halo, it isn’t big enough for my head.
Thread winner IMHO:
Louie says:
August 19, 2012 at 5:33 am
“OMG, I’ve been whiteballed! Those racist bastards!”
Barack Obama, November 7, 2012
By the power of numbskull!
Great googa mooga
can’t you hear me
talkin to ya?
Ball a confusion
das what DC is today.
Hey hey
In the hands of the world’s largest ego,even the sun seems small.
OMG Michelle, not Pat Buchanan!
New bong?
Its a new kind of golf ball. It explodes off the tee. Netanyahu sent it as a Ramadan gift.
This is the new ObamaCare suppository.
The new $100 “Bama-Bulb” runs off of my pure awesomeness. Get yours today because…they’re mandated…or sit in the dark losers!
Souls. Delicious souls from my slain gay lovers.
Fairy Plotter and the Manifesto of Muhahaha
This Fushigi Magic Gravity Ball Michelle got me for my birthday, is Great!
The Magic orb says, “Outlook not so good”.
You sure you just want my soul Mr Soros? Doesn’t seem like much and I wasn’t using it anyway.
As the crowd looks on, Obama holds back the brilliance of his smartest-man-on-the-planet intellect, lest he be misunderstood by those who are not “his people”.
I know the contest is over, but I had to put in my own caption.
I am the Wizard of Id. Stand back while I conjur a win in November. Shazbot!!!