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Aug 19 2012

Obama’s Top Consigliere Attempts to Describe his Awesomeness

Now I know where the Moonbat Messiah gets his legendary modesty. Senior Admirer Valerie Jarrett — rumored to do most of his thinking for him — must program it into his teleprompter:

Compliments of Granny Jan.

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22 Responses to “Obama’s Top Consigliere Attempts to Describe his Awesomeness”

  1. jackchrista says:

    I thought Obama liked rap music

  2. Granny Jan says:

    @jackchrista

    I wanted a combination of You Light Up My Life and The Godfather but settled for Mozart.

    Thanks, Dave!

  3. Joek Loth says:

    She looks like Yoda in drag!! I know she won’t, but I hope she goes to prison for treason along with obamao and the rest of them.

  4. Joek Loth says:

    …for the rest of their lives and with a rememberance of the deaths that they caused by malevolent malfeasance, disgrace and despair that they have wrought upon this great counrty after they expire.

  5. 762x51 says:

    May Valerie Jarrett die alone in the dark, screaming in agony.

  6. She’s out-there where the busses don’t run

  7. gemalo says:

    About ten seconds in, the word ‘delusional’ popped into my head; and now I can’t get it out.

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  9. James Whale says:

    There was too much awesome in his teleprompter for him to read it properly?

  10. George Mason says:

    I would love to see his college marks.

  11. Alphamail says:

    His college marks are probably rug burns on his knees.

  12. TTommy says:

    Good Lord! No wonder the guy’s such an arrogant, egotistical, pompous ass who’s completely out of touch with America. He’s followed around by fawning sycophants like Jarrett.

  13. Dr. 9 says:

    Valerie Jarrett, Valerie Bowman Jarrett (born 1956) is a Chicago lawyer, businesswoman, and civic leader. She is a senior advisor to 2008 Democratic U.S. Presidential candidate Barack Obama.

    Personal
    Valerie Bowman was born on November 14, 1956 “in Shiraz, Iran,” where her father, Dr. James Bowman, ran a hospital for poor children. Her father, a pathologist and geneticist, is Professor Emeritus in Pathology and Medicine, University of Chicago. Her mother, Barbara Bowman, is an early childhood education expert and co-founder of the Erikson Institute for child development. Her maternal grandfather, Robert Taylor was the head of the Chicago Housing Authority in the 1940s. At age 5, the family moved to London for one year, then returned to Chicago in 1963…

    Make no mistake, she is “the real” president, and one of the most dangerous women in the country. The Obama’s are patriots compared to her.

  14. Jester says:

    I realize that even the godless need a god, no matter how pathetic that godling may be (as in this case). But can you possibly imagine the mainstream media’s reaction had this been the evil G W Bush instead?

  15. Jimbo says:

    There isn’t a living liberal, male or female, that wouldn’t give their life’s savings (which for a liberal isn’t much) to be able to drop to their knees and place their little brown gawd’s penis in their mouths.

    That’s just the way silly little liberals are.

  16. Don’t forget he poops chocolate sundaes

  17. gordo says:

    She looks like his mom, always standing in the back and smiling as her “son” destroys this country.
    Ya wanna talk creepy? Yep, it’s creepy.

  18. Sarge says:

    Valerie certainly stuck the knife in Oprah’s back by refusing her admission into the White House inner circle.

  19. Son of Taz says:

    Clinton had Monica, the Marxist has Valerie.

    @Dr 9: I understand you’re trying to make a point, but there’s no way the word patriot and Obama belong in the same sentence.

  20. Bert says:

    You just gotta read this new book out “The Amateur” to get a proper feel for who this woman is. I didn’t know that we have a major influence from the “upper crust of Black Chicago Society” working on foreign policy, economic policy, military matters and the like. I really wonder how this crust of society thinks….

  21. rickyd says:

    Is he getting a little trim from this bitch?

  22. Rodney says:

    I heard from a reliable source that Valerie is Barack’s gay lover!

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