Aug
19
2012
Obama’s Top Consigliere Attempts to Describe his Awesomeness
Now I know where the Moonbat Messiah gets his legendary modesty. Senior Admirer Valerie Jarrett — rumored to do most of his thinking for him — must program it into his teleprompter:
Compliments of Granny Jan.







I thought Obama liked rap music
@jackchrista
I wanted a combination of You Light Up My Life and The Godfather but settled for Mozart.
Thanks, Dave!
She looks like Yoda in drag!! I know she won’t, but I hope she goes to prison for treason along with obamao and the rest of them.
…for the rest of their lives and with a rememberance of the deaths that they caused by malevolent malfeasance, disgrace and despair that they have wrought upon this great counrty after they expire.
May Valerie Jarrett die alone in the dark, screaming in agony.
She’s out-there where the busses don’t run
About ten seconds in, the word ‘delusional’ popped into my head; and now I can’t get it out.
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There was too much awesome in his teleprompter for him to read it properly?
I would love to see his college marks.
His college marks are probably rug burns on his knees.
Good Lord! No wonder the guy’s such an arrogant, egotistical, pompous ass who’s completely out of touch with America. He’s followed around by fawning sycophants like Jarrett.
Valerie Jarrett, Valerie Bowman Jarrett (born 1956) is a Chicago lawyer, businesswoman, and civic leader. She is a senior advisor to 2008 Democratic U.S. Presidential candidate Barack Obama.
Personal
Valerie Bowman was born on November 14, 1956 “in Shiraz, Iran,” where her father, Dr. James Bowman, ran a hospital for poor children. Her father, a pathologist and geneticist, is Professor Emeritus in Pathology and Medicine, University of Chicago. Her mother, Barbara Bowman, is an early childhood education expert and co-founder of the Erikson Institute for child development. Her maternal grandfather, Robert Taylor was the head of the Chicago Housing Authority in the 1940s. At age 5, the family moved to London for one year, then returned to Chicago in 1963…
Make no mistake, she is “the real” president, and one of the most dangerous women in the country. The Obama’s are patriots compared to her.
I realize that even the godless need a god, no matter how pathetic that godling may be (as in this case). But can you possibly imagine the mainstream media’s reaction had this been the evil G W Bush instead?
There isn’t a living liberal, male or female, that wouldn’t give their life’s savings (which for a liberal isn’t much) to be able to drop to their knees and place their little brown gawd’s penis in their mouths.
That’s just the way silly little liberals are.
Don’t forget he poops chocolate sundaes
She looks like his mom, always standing in the back and smiling as her “son” destroys this country.
Ya wanna talk creepy? Yep, it’s creepy.
Valerie certainly stuck the knife in Oprah’s back by refusing her admission into the White House inner circle.
Clinton had Monica, the Marxist has Valerie.
@Dr 9: I understand you’re trying to make a point, but there’s no way the word patriot and Obama belong in the same sentence.
You just gotta read this new book out “The Amateur” to get a proper feel for who this woman is. I didn’t know that we have a major influence from the “upper crust of Black Chicago Society” working on foreign policy, economic policy, military matters and the like. I really wonder how this crust of society thinks….
Is he getting a little trim from this bitch?
I heard from a reliable source that Valerie is Barack’s gay lover!