Sep
10
2012
Chris Matthews on Mars

Compliments of Cons.Underground.
We all knew Chris “Tingles” Matthews is a little weird, but this has got to be raising eyebrows even in the conga line of freaks that calls itself MSNBC. Chrissie was humping the leg of impeached degenerate Bill Clinton when he gushed:
“I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with ‘em. Clinton would know how to do it with the Martians. He would know how to reproduce. … They’d be laughing in about five minutes, the Martians.”
Or at least, he would now how to issue taxpayer-financed condoms to stop them from reproducing.
On tips from Varla and The MaryHunter.







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I wonder if the walls in the msnbc studio are padded. They sure should be.
BTW, have you noticed how all the little liberals from CNN are now finding their way over to Fox, like John Roberts, and now Anderson Cooper, (and several others) the one who actually thought nobody knew he was gay?
I guess we now know where Tweety Matthews came from. I suspected as much.
“I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with ‘em
Sorry Bill, NASA can’t pick you up right now. They are busy hand holding Muslims.
Let’s see if it’s true. I say, send Clinton to Mars right now!
LOL! Good one,, Jodie!
Thanks Val!
Being a Martian himself, Matthews should know. He probably figured this out while bending over to be Clinton’s walking humidor, or is that humandor?