The Greatest Threat to National Security
As Obama’s supine foreign policy allows the Middle East to spin completely out of control and into the hands of radical Islamists, our embassies burn, and our ambassador is murdered, the FLOTUS informs us that obesity is “absolutely” the greatest threat to our national security.
If so,
The apparatchiks at CNN disagree. They think the greatest threat is “Americans attacking Americans based on U.S.-based extremist ideologies.” Are they referring to notoriously violent animal rights or Occucommie maniacs? No, they mean peaceful, law-abiding Tea Partiers, some of whom exercise the precious right to bear arms.
While left-wing groups have frequently vandalized property and committed arson, right-wing groups present a more deadly threat given their affinity for hoarding weapons…
Maybe the greatest security threat to America is the media, which installed the Manchurian Moonbat in office and is working overtime to keep him there, even as he dismantles our country before our eyes.
Graphic compliments of Aaron S. Tip from Mickey Shea.
nice ass hildabeast maybe you should put a wide load sign when you move that thing out of the WH. maybe you should stop the late night snacks you don’t get an ass like that from eating vegetables. once pass the lips straight to the hips.
Looks like the First Sow’s ass is broader than ObrownMao’s shoulders.
She’s not fat, she’s big boned!!
She must have a really big bone in her ass! Maybe she should be fitted with one of those beepers for when she backs up.
And who’s in charge of dressing this Klingon, anyway. I still think it’s one of us.
With all due respect, M’chelle’s disgusting ass is about as low on the list as it gets. That angry, white-hating bitch doesn’t even deserve a smidge of your bandwidth.
The greatest threat to national security is her Islam-loving, freedom-hating, power-crazy husband.
We gotta stop wasting time or losing focus. Those progressive forces than mean us harm aren’t…not for one small second. Rust never sleeps and neither do they.
Destroy Obama’s chances for re-election (and the ultimate demise of the United States) now, while we still can.
I AM GUILTY. I horde guns, ammo, and have at least 5 different versions of the Holy Bible.
I am CNN’s worst nightmare.
What I want to know… What do the cowardly communist CNN clowns propose to do about me?
I still think the one of the left is the bigger “bill-maher.”
Chewbacca is in violation of DOT rules requiring a “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back of load wider than Air Force One.
BTW, Evilwrench… LMAO!!!
“While left-wing groups have frequently vandalized property and committed arson, right-wing groups present a more deadly threat given their affinity for hoarding weapons…”
Ignoring for a moment the huge generalization of “affinity for hoarding weapons”, this is a perfect example of liberalism: it doesn’t matter to liberals what happens in reality, what matters is what they *think* could happen. And they’ll get all screamy about their fantasy, not what’s really happening.
That being said, this is just another example of the LameStream Media still attempting to distract the focus from Hussein Obama and his dismal failure in the Middle East. The innocent American body count is up to ten, and still the LSM doesn’t want to point out the real problem: Hussein and Hitlery Clinton.
So they do what they do best: switch into Anti-America mode (http://tinyurl.com/9smdlhn) and fan the flames of civil disorder, hoping the radical leftists will smear fake blood on themselves, dress up like fish, and run screaming into the streets.
“Laurie says:September 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm”
Good post, good artical.
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DH says she has a disease, and I said “it’s called fork-to-mouth disease.” Her ass is big enough to place an ad on it.
Look at the size of that toilet seat crusher. How the heck did the plane get off the ground?
Then SOMEBODY apologized!
“Maybe the greatest security threat to America is the media…”
True’er words were never spoken. Someday, (if) the American people ever awake from their stupor, they will realize that one of the greatest enemies freedom and liberty have is the MSM. They have undermind our political process, corrupted elected officials, actively interfere with the electoral process, and routinely violate their First Amendment protections by acting not as journalists, but as political operatives for the Demoncrats. And they do it all in the name of their Leftist ideology and insatiable greed.
Now dat be a ghetto ass!
Just think of all the fancy, expensive deserts it took to get her ass that fat. Then think about who paid for all those deserts.
And as usual, one step ahead of Barry. He knows his place.
!!! FAT !!! And all that!!!
Socialism Kills, especially if ‘it’ sits on you.
Anyone calculate how much extra fuel per mile AF #1 has to burn to carry that wide load?
I just realized: The progs over at the DNC don’t support the First Sow’s right to choose.
If her ass gets any bigger they’re going to need to make those flight steps wider.
Keep the good work up guys, you’re a hilarious parody site. Seriously though, it’s a shame American conservatism went the way it did. Reagan would have to join the Democrats if he was starting out now. Your system is weirdly skewed, your liberals are our (Ireland’s) conservatives. And yet not a trace of socialism to be found here! Strange, that.
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Clinton “Listen to me” endorses 0bama – Reagan interjects
Ireland made the same mistake we did…bailing out the loser banks who made unacceptably risky loans. We should have let the losers fail and left the let the chips fall where they may. At least then the cost of failure would have resided with those who failed instead of with everyone.
“right-wing groups present a more deadly threat given their affinity for hoarding weapons…”
Great I will continue in my endeavor pose as a deadly threat to left-wing commies.
damn right I am hoarding weapons. And ammo. Against all enemies foreign & domestic. (& the domestic is the most dangerous.)
Headline I’d like to see – “FLOTUS ARRESTED WHILE BOARDING AF1 WITH 100 POUNDS OF CRACK IN HER SKIRT”
How many school lunches would one have to eat each day to get an ass that big?
Lucky Strike: So round, so firm, so fully packed.