Bwahahahahaha!
In these dark days of Hope & Change, it’s not easy to find cheerful stories like this one:
Burning an American flag proved fatal for a Pakistani protester, who reportedly died from inhaling fumes from the ignited icon of independence.
Some 10,000 people rallied this week in Lahore, the capital of the Punjab province, to protest the movie trailer that Muslims say insults Islam, according to the International Herald-Tribune. One participant, identified as Abdullah Ismail, died after being taken to an area hospital. Witnesses said he had complained of feeling sick from the smoke from American flags burnt at the rally. …
“The U.S. must make a law against blasphemy — or we will not let the US consulates in Pakistan function,” a rally organizer told the paper.
That’s how backwards Pakistanis are; they think America under Mullah Obama is still a nation of laws.
On tips from Clingtomyguns, Lyle, and Wiggins.
Even Old Glory isn’t going down without a fight!
I still think we should start coating all flags, money, and whatever else we export in bacon grease. See how hardline Islamic these terrorists are when everything they get from us would be a sin to touch
I thank our friends in China for making a flag that becomes toxic when burned.
“That’s how backwards Pakistanis are; they think America under Mullah Obama is still a nation of laws.”
Hahahahaha awesome. This on the heels of that last post, where the rule of law is what you were whining about???
Do you people not get that Blount is making fun of you, and your inability to recognize simple patterns?
Trolls gonna troll…
(PS – Tim, awesome idea. Who do we see about implementing that? That will give their crazies something to think about… )
Dave,
Check this out. China apparently finally reached the same conclusion as Putin – Bambi is rug to wipe their feet on, hence they can do whatever they want. Granted this is probably a test balloon for now, to see if there is any life left in this waffling admin.
Im Christian, but its damn hard not to love Darwin sometimes
Comrade J says:
September 18, 2012 at 9:34 am
I thank our friends in China for making a flag that becomes toxic when burned.
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LOL! Took the words right off my keyboard! I hope all those bastards live in houses with toxic Chinese sheet rock, too!
They want a law against blasphemy? HAHAHAHAHA What about the silly liberal’s precious “separation of church and state”? What a bunch of dopes. Go hump another goat, aswad.
Send some Obama flags, not U.S. flags.
For a country that claims to hate us so much, these assholes sure have a lot of US flags sitting around. I sure don’t know where to get a Pakistani flag. Anyone, anyone at all?
@Comrade J gives me an idea. Develop & then airdrop across the MidEast (and Berkeley) US flags that release VX when burned!
Joe, you are brilliant!
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Tim says:
September 18, 2012 at 9:30 am
I still think we should start coating all flags, money, and whatever else we export in bacon grease. See how hardline Islamic these terrorists are when everything they get from us would be a sin to touch
Tim – I’m not one for delicacy. Taking your idea one step further, I say we gather all the fat and sludge from pork slaughter operations and rendering plants here and slurry bomb their cities in bacon grease.
That ought to get their attention.
Jeff F says:
September 18, 2012 at 10:33 am
For a country that claims to hate us so much, these assholes sure have a lot of US flags sitting around. I sure don’t know where to get a Pakistani flag. Anyone, anyone at all?
Jeff – Wouldn’t you like to send them a couple of thousand U.S. flags to burn? All dipped in Dioxin of course. When they set them on fire thousands will die
Can’t dip them in Bacon grease- Hell I’d be tempted to light one and just sit back and enjoy. Kind of like a scented candle
Can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this before, but I think it would be a great entrepreneurial idea to develop a Personal Pork Protection Spray. It doesn’t have to smell like pork (but I imagine a bacon scent would be very popular). Any time some hothead starts yelling “Allahu Akbar!” near you, you just whip out your spray and spritz him. Not so fast, Mo!
P.S. It could come in up-close versions like Mace, and long-range sprayers, like wasp spray.
You could mix OC in with the pork goodness, have “hot pork” spray. They’d regret it now, then regret the contact with pig essence later.
Weave teflon thread through the material.
That way, when it burns, it gives off toxic fumes.
Throw in some poison ivy fibers too.
Speaking of pork fat, I know that some avid handloaders always mix it in with their bullet lube.
Could we make US flags that explode when they burn them?
“And the rockets red glare…
The only thing I ever had to learn about the paki’s I learned in Mogadishu….a sand nigger is still a sand nigger, no matter the flag he flies!!!
@ Ginsengbull: Magnesium with potassium cyanide soaked in spent fuel rods….if we’re gonna do them, let’s do them in a bunch!
Oh great, you are laughing at the death of another human being.
I changed a couple of words in Obama’s famous bitter clinger quote to make it more relevant:
And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to their swords or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-Christian/Jew sentiment or anti-Western sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations…
anothercommie wins Retard of The Day award.
Congratulations! Your prize is a customized hockey helmet and a free seat in the back of the short bus for a ride to the zoo.
Just remember, anothercommie, don’t lick the windows along the way.