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Sep 20 2012

In the Civil Rights Crusade, a New Front Is Opened From the Rear

Another milestone comes into view as we slide along the slippery slope we were shoved down when the liberal ruling class insisted we officially regard homosexual depravity as normal:

A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” according to a police report. …

[Carlos] Romero reported that he “stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates.” He revealed that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,” and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident.”

After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,” Romero “stated Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.”

No worries, Romero. The whole country is becoming ever more progressive, prodded rapidly along by our liberal media and courts. Soon you will be regarded as the heroic Harvey Milk of donkey-molesters.

minidonkey
Identity withheld to protect the innocent.

On a tip from AC.

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27 Responses to “In the Civil Rights Crusade, a New Front Is Opened From the Rear”

  1. FrankW says:

    I bet he voted democrat given his love of the mascot (and a good piece of ass). Now when a prominent conservative gets caught with his junk in the trunk (of an elephant) then I will have to claim we are just as bad.

  2. StanInTexas says:

    But the important thing to remember here is that THERE IS NO SLIPPERY SLOPE.

    Just becasue the Left is desparately trying to convice us all that homosexuality is normal does not mean that every deviant sexual behaviour on the planet will use their exact and word-for-word argument to claim that THEY are normal as well.

    Move along, nothing to see here!

  3. vangrungy says:

    “But the important thing to remember here is that THERE IS NO SLIPPERY SLOPE”

    http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/15/conference-aims-to-normalize-pedophilia/

  4. metalgarth says:

    typical jack-assery of the perverted left.

  5. Beef says:

    No marriage equality for man-donkey love is discrimination.

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  7. Mickey Shea says:

    Here’s a picture of the wacky perv…he’s vowing to fight to get his true love back.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-farm-hand-accused-sexual-abuse-donkey-vows-animal-back-article-1.1162733

  8. czuch says:

    HAHA He picked the ugliest donkey in the lot.
    2012/2013,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  9. yetanothercommie says:

    Soros is paying €5 per troll comment today. I’ll be back numerous times, count on it.

    Stan, AC, keep clinging to you Bible and guns.

    But, but, but…….ROOOOOOOOOOONEY!

  10. Jodie says:

    “Scratches her withers”? It’s no wonder that no human being would have sex with this guy.

  11. bobdog says:

    The guy from the ACLU will be along any minute now. Please save your questions for him. In the meantime, this is a serious matter currently in litigation. Everybody please zip up your pants.

  12. StanInTexas says:

    yetanothercommie, I for one plan to. Guns and the Bible… you can’t get much more Constitutional than that!

  13. wingmann says:

    After release,carlos has raised$300k to start NAMDLA.

    Thanks Dave for the laugh I had at the end of this disgusting story….The donkey pic with the eyes covered is hilarious and compassionate.

  14. wingmann says:

    Who is Roooooney this commie speaks of?

  15. wingmann says:

    Add me to the list of clingers…..Nowadays,clinging harder than I have in my entire life.
    Clinging to prayer…clinging to the shooting range…clinging to the ammo dump…then back to clinging tactical training…add a little rest,then back to clinging around the ammo dump.
    Yep,I qualify.

    I do it to protect me,my family and my donkeys from goblins such as carlos-the-donkey-whisperer.

  16. Barack says:

    You gotta admit that’s one fine lookin’ donkey.

  17. Stephen E Dalton says:

    I hope the next time Carlos tries to ‘love up’ a donkey, the ass will kick his cojones flat!

  18. mojo says:

    “A donkey that doesn’t want to be recognized? Something interesting is going to happen here…”
    – Bachelor Party

  19. Joe says:

    wingman – you beat me to it. I was wondering if the commie genius had a bone to pick with Andy Rooney.

  20. AC says:

    Stan, AC, keep clinging to you Bible and guns.

    So feeling revolted by man-donkey sex is now a hallmark of being far-right, in your warped little mind?

  21. Sam says:

    Years ago, a neighborhood punk used a similar excuse for explaining why he spit in my sister’s face. Blamed windage and whatnot.

    I still beat the ever living shit out of him every single day for two weeks straight until he chickened out and went to “stay with grandma.”

  22. FrankW says:

    I had a similar idea Wing, last weekend a buddy invited us to a paintball shoothouse him and a few buddies had made out of haybales. It was a blast, I spent about 10-15 minutes teaching my 15 and 12 year old daughters how to do cover and move and they finished the day with a record of 12-1 against a bunch of high school boys mostly. So they are well on the way to being tactically competent (the 12 year old keeps forgetting not to sweep her teammate).

  23. Stephan The Original says:

    In Australia just two days ago a politician lost his position because he made a reference to bestiality as a potential end-game in the context of arguing against gay marriage. The guy just needs to show this story to get his job back.

  24. Bob Roberts says:

    Must be a slow news day. Posted this one what… two… three days ago? Something like that. Finally got it’s own thread! I thought it was hilarious!

    Good spin by Mr. Blount: Soon you will be regarded as the heroic Harvey Milk of donkey-molesters.

    And this: In the Civil Rights Crusade, a New Front Is Opened From the Rear

    Comic genius!

  25. True Blue says:

    “Only doing the jobs that Americans won’t.”

  26. SNuss says:

    Does anyone else see a similarity between what this guy is doing to this poor, ignorant donkey, and what Leftist Democrats are trying to do to the American public?

  27. Momster says:

    Where is PETA in all this?

    I KNOW where his PETA was!

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