The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
Yo Mooch, Conan the Barbarian called. He wants his belt back.
First runner up:
“And then I said, ‘All THIS for a damned flag?!!!’”
“It was all like, BAM! And then I stole that shower curtain from the Motel 6 and made me this fine-ass dress!”
Congratulations, model_1066; you have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.