Sep
24
2012
Caption Contest Winner
The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
Yo Mooch, Conan the Barbarian called. He wants his belt back.
—ant
First runner up:
“And then I said, ‘All THIS for a damned flag?!!!’”
—TalonsPoint
The winner:
“It was all like, BAM! And then I stole that shower curtain from the Motel 6 and made me this fine-ass dress!”
–model_1066
Congratulations, model_1066; you have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.
The only thing uglier than that dress is her face.
Just the usual charming expression we so often see on the face of our lovely first lady.
Oh, the noble brow, the benign smile, the welcoming hand gesture. She must be thinking of how much we loves this country.
ooops..I mean how much SHE loves the country.
Expect Soros’ army of Flying Monkey RAAAAAACIST! Detectors thought police to swoop down in 5…4….3…2…
rats.. i forgot to put up my entry…
and then, us kids got into the elevator with aunt bertha, who i take after, and we realized her ass would kill us if she backed up any more…
Someone needs to do some fashion research into Mooch’s belts.
I am sure I have spied more than one by Azzedine Alaia -cost between $800 about $2000 a pop on EBAY!! Cant we out her again for her queenly spending habits.
MOOSHELLE
January 2013
Absolutely loved all three captions. I have two issues with the winning caption (suggestions for possible improvement/revision).
The first lady doesn’t stay in any crappy Motel 6. She stays in some fancy five star Hotel. The shower curtians would be the same, but they would be put there by some gay, European designer.
Second, the first lady pick up a needle and thread, or actually own a sewing machine? Who are you kidding? She has people to do that for her.
So where were the Klingon jokes? I would have thought them to be submitted by the hundred.
She actually looks like the Predator. Compare pics and you’ll see what I mean